Veer Tappu jokes thread - Page 10

Veer is the main accused in Tappu's murder


Judge: When u caught your wife Tapasya with her lover , Why did you shoot her and not her lover?

Veer: Your honour ... Its easier to shoot one woman than one man every week 😆 😆 😆

Tappu:(from hell) 😡😡

Tappu :"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!"

Veer : "Dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?"

Originally posted by: decentzoya

Tapsiya: Suniye jab apne pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsoos hoa tha?
Veer: bhagwan ki kasam main mar jata agar bhajan yad na hoti..!!

Hehehehehehehehe😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Originally posted by: indian81

Veer is the main accused in Tappu's murder


Judge: When u caught your wife Tapasya with her lover , Why did you shoot her and not her lover?

Veer: Your honour ... Its easier to shoot one woman than one man every week 😆 😆 😆

Tappu:(from hell) 😡😡

😆😆😆😆 I liked the end - "Tappu from hell" 😆😆😆😆
😆😆

Veer : 15 din aur ruk jao.😆😆😆

veer:Rat ko phone pay,'Khanay mein kia banwaya hai'
tapsiya:Zeher.
veer:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

Originally posted by: decentzoya

veer tapsiya mein larai hoi,
veer ghar se chala gaya,

veer:Rat ko phone pay,'Khanay mein kia banwaya hai'
tapsiya:Zeher.
veer:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

😆😆 This one was too gooooood!👏👍🏼
😆

Tappu returns from USA (I mean Delhi) and calls Nani.

Originally posted by: fast trak

Tappu returns from USA (I mean Delhi) and calls Nani.

Nani is excited to speak to her and asks how was it? I know u and Veer finally got some chance to be away and alone from the Bundela pagalkhana and esp chuhiya Icha. I hope u made the most of it

Tappu: Oh nani it was wonderful in the start and then......starts crying

Nani: kya hua tappu beta?

Tappu: Everything was so nice and then Veer started using the most horrible language....things that I had never heard before. I mean all those awful 4 letter words. I just want to come home nani. Its enough.

Nani: Chup ho jao beta? Calm down

Tappu: Oh nani woh hamare dictionary mein bhi nahi hain aise words. Im embarassed.

Nani: Oh what 4 letter words beta?(sounding very hopeful and excited)

Tappu: (Still crying) Oh nani! Veer wants me to DUST, WASH, IRON and COOK.

hahahahaha.🤣

Originally posted by: Dhriti.

Tapasya: Veer, tell me na what you feel about me😳

Veer: My feelings for you no words can tell,😳
My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "Go to hell." 😡

😆....Lovely....Dhriti...