Veer Tappu jokes thread - Page 8

Veer- tapasya tum shadi k baad mujh se naya ghar to nai maangogi na?

Tapasya- nai mai aisi ladki nai hun tum apne gharwaalon ko new house dila dena.hum bundela house me akele reh lenge.😉

rishta wahi soch nai.....

Originally posted by: bipasha23

Veer- tapasya tum shadi k baad mujh se naya ghar to nai maangogi na?

Tapasya- nai mai aisi ladki nai hun tum apne gharwaalon ko new house dila dena.hum bundela house me akele reh lenge.😉

rishta wahi soch nai.....

hahahahahahahahhaah!

Veer: Oh God! Please take me away from this world. Im fed up of this life.

Tappu : Veer tumhare dimag mein sirf gobar hi bhara hua hai

Tappu: Remember Veer...last year u gifted me a lovely wrought iron 4 poster bed. What surprise have u planned for me this yr?

Tappu: veer hum aapsey itna pyaar kartey hain ki hum appke liye duniya ke kisi bhi koney mai jaa saktey hain

Veer: Theek hai Tappu .. jao par waapas mat aana 😆 😆 😆
😆
Tappu: 😡

After doing another round of baahon me chaley aao...

Tappu: (in husky seductive voice) Veer aayiye aur humaarey tan man me aag laga dijiye

Veer: Abhi aata hoon

Tappu: Kahan jaa rahey hain Veer ?

Veer: Petrol laaney.. Aag lagani hai 😆 😆 😆

Tappu: 😡 😡

One diversion for a Iccha Tappu joke

Iccha calls up her favorite Tappu one day to ask about which soap she is using to clean her bartan

Iccha: Tappu dekhnaa aajkal merey bartan dhang se saaf nahin hotey .. Tu bartan dhoney ke liye kyaa use karti hai? batana tappu

Tappu: Mai to veer ko use karti hoon

Tapu : Veer, let's go for drive and I will drive the car

Tappu is missing....

Veer: Meri Biwi tapasya kahin gum ho gayi hai

Man: Sir yeh to post office hai .. complaint likhaney aap police station jaayiye

Veer: Kyaa karoon khushi ke maarey dimaag kaam karna band ho gaya hai 😆 😆 😆