Veer Tappu jokes thread - Page 7

Originally posted by: mkdeepaa

Tapasya came home with a goat.
Veer asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Veer:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Veer:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

LOL! LOL! LOL!🤣

Tapasya noticed Veer looking for marriage certificate for quite long time

Tapasya : Veer aap humari marriage certificate ko itna kya dekha rahe hain!
Veer : Kuch Nahi
Tapasya :Abhi ek ghante se to padh rahe hain
Veer : Nahi mein expiry date kaha hain dekh raha tha

tapasya goes to thakur house for some day and got kidnapped by sid. veer did not knw the news and after a long time went to home. iccha give the news to veer that tapasya got kidnapped.

Veer- kisi ne muje phle kyu nai bataya?
Ichcha- hum sab aapko surprise dena chahte the.😃

Originally posted by: bipasha23

tapasya goes to thakur house for some day and got kidnapped by sid. veer did not knw the news and after a long time went to home. iccha give the news to veer that tapasya got kidnapped.

Veer- kisi ne muje phle kyu nai bataya?
Ichcha- hum sab aapko surprise dena chahte the.😃

tooooooo much🤣🤣🤣

One day Tappu reads Veer's diary and sees the following note in it

Veer: Kitney armaan paaley the ki biwi bana degi merey ghar ko swarg Jaisi....
Kitney armaan paaley the ki biwi bana degi merey ghar ko swarg Jaisi....
Sagai hui iccha sey ,biwi bani tapasya aur mai bana Swargwaasi... 😭

Tappu: 😡

Tappu: Agar hum kahin gum ho gaye to aap kyaa karengey?

Veer: I will give an ad in the newspaper

Tappu: Veer ,aap usmey kyaa likhengey?

Veer: Jisey miley woh rakh lo 😆😆😆

Tappu: 😡

Originally posted by: indian81

Tappu: Agar hum kahin gum ho gaye to aap kyaa karengey?

Veer: I will give an ad in the newspaper

Tappu: Veer ,aap usmey kyaa likhengey?

Veer: Jisey miley woh rakh lo 😆😆😆

Tappu: 😡

hehehehahahahhahahah🤣🤣🤣

Veer takes a car loan to buy a new Merc, but Tappu spends all his money by using his credit card and Veer goes bankrupt. Unable to pay his EMI , the recovery agents come to pick the car up

Tappu: Veer do something , they are taking our car away

Veer: if i knew this i would have taken a marriage loan also 😆 😆 😆

Tappu: 😡