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Shyam

@BayAreaGuru

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Posted: 15 years ago

#61

Veer was pleasantly surprised to c Tapu baba sent him divorce papers one day. He went to d court

Tapu baba : Hame Apne Husband Se divorce Chahiye .

Judge: Lekin Kyon ?

Tapu baba :Hum Jo Bhi Pakaun Mere Husband Zid Karten Hai Hum Bi Wohi Khoun. Ab Hum aur nahie sah sakti

Veer (thinking) ye idea mujhe pahle kyon nahie aaya 😆

Edited by shyams - 15 years ago

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Jyothi

@sizezeroaddict

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#62

Originally posted by: mkdeepaa

Tapasya came home with a goat.
Veer asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Veer:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Veer:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

LOL! LOL! LOL!🤣

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yash

@-Trinity-

Explorer

Posted: 15 years ago

#63

Veer : Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Tappu : Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Veer : Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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mkdeepaa

@mkdeepaa

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#64

Tapasya noticed Veer looking for marriage certificate for quite long time

Tapasya : Veer aap humari marriage certificate ko itna kya dekha rahe hain!
Veer : Kuch Nahi
Tapasya :Abhi ek ghante se to padh rahe hain
Veer : Nahi mein expiry date kaha hain dekh raha tha

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ruchira maitra

@ruchira23

Voyager

Posted: 15 years ago

#65

tapasya goes to thakur house for some day and got kidnapped by sid. veer did not knw the news and after a long time went to home. iccha give the news to veer that tapasya got kidnapped.

Veer- kisi ne muje phle kyu nai bataya?
Ichcha- hum sab aapko surprise dena chahte the.😃

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Arunima

@arunima_LUIT

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#66

Originally posted by: bipasha23
tapasya goes to thakur house for some day and got kidnapped by sid. veer did not knw the news and after a long time went to home. iccha give the news to veer that tapasya got kidnapped.

Veer- kisi ne muje phle kyu nai bataya?
Ichcha- hum sab aapko surprise dena chahte the.😃

tooooooo much🤣🤣🤣

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indian81

@indian81

Explorer

Posted: 15 years ago

#67

One day Tappu reads Veer's diary and sees the following note in it

Veer: Kitney armaan paaley the ki biwi bana degi merey ghar ko swarg Jaisi....
Kitney armaan paaley the ki biwi bana degi merey ghar ko swarg Jaisi....
Sagai hui iccha sey ,biwi bani tapasya aur mai bana Swargwaasi... 😭

Tappu: 😡

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indian81

@indian81

Explorer

Posted: 15 years ago

#68

Tappu: Agar hum kahin gum ho gaye to aap kyaa karengey?

Veer: I will give an ad in the newspaper

Tappu: Veer ,aap usmey kyaa likhengey?

Veer: Jisey miley woh rakh lo 😆😆😆

Tappu: 😡

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Jyothi

@sizezeroaddict

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#69

Originally posted by: indian81
Tappu: Agar hum kahin gum ho gaye to aap kyaa karengey?

Veer: I will give an ad in the newspaper

Tappu: Veer ,aap usmey kyaa likhengey?

Veer: Jisey miley woh rakh lo 😆😆😆

Tappu: 😡

hehehehahahahhahahah🤣🤣🤣

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indian81

@indian81

Explorer

Posted: 15 years ago

#70

Veer takes a car loan to buy a new Merc, but Tappu spends all his money by using his credit card and Veer goes bankrupt. Unable to pay his EMI , the recovery agents come to pick the car up

Tappu: Veer do something , they are taking our car away

Veer: if i knew this i would have taken a marriage loan also 😆 😆 😆

Tappu: 😡

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