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indian81

@indian81

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Posted: 15 years ago

On the first anniversary of their fake wedding Veer gets flowers for tappu

Tappu: (pair pataktey huey): yeh kyaa hai mujhey yeh phool nahin chahiye. Mujhey koi soney(gold) ki cheez do
Veer: yeh lo takiya aur so jaoo 😆😆😆
Tappu: 😡

Tappu: Veer kyaa aap humsey itna pyaar kartey hain ki humaara jhootha khaana kha saktey hain
Veer: Haan mai tumharey liye jhootha zeher bhi kha sakta hoon. Chalo aaj dinner mai try karein 😆

Tappu: 😡

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indian81

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Posted: 15 years ago

On their first fake anniversary Tappu bakes a cake for Veer...

Tappu: veer humarey kitchen mai ek chor ghus aaya hai, aur woh humaari (Tapasya thakur ki) banayi cake khaa reha hai... Kuch kariye....

Veer: Oh my God ... Kise bulaoon Police ya ambulance .... 😆 😆 😆 😆

Tappu: 😡

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veil_of_roses

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Posted: 15 years ago

nice jokes...... 😆 🤣 😆

Edited by gargi.shah - 15 years ago

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Jyothi

@sizezeroaddict

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Posted: 15 years ago

Heheheheh😆 Good ones! 😆

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indian81

@indian81

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Posted: 15 years ago

After doing another round of Baahon me chaley aao....

Tappu says : Veer aapko mujhmey kyaa pasand hai? Mera chaand jaisa mukhdaa ya meri adayeein? Please tell me na pleassssssssse....

Veer: Waise dekha jaaye to i like your sense of humour 😆 😆 😆

Tappu: 😡

Tappu: Agar aap US mai mujhsey saara kaam karaoogey to mai mar jaaongi
Veer : Mai bhi
Tappu: Magar aap kyoon
Veer: Mai itni khushi bardaasht nahin kar paaonga
Tappu: 😡

Guys: Please post a few Tappu veer jokes ....

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mkdeepaa

@mkdeepaa

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Posted: 15 years ago

Veer - Humare pheli anniversary per humne aapkeliya ek surprise laya hain, taaki hum dono apni jindagi bahu sukoon aur khushiyo se jee sake. (hands over her some paper)

Taps - Kya appne humare liye koin alishan apartment book kiya hai. Shayas yeh uski ke papers hai.

Veer - Nahi yeh divorce papers hain, please sign 😆 😆 😆 😆

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Istila

@Istila

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Posted: 15 years ago

Taps: Hum kyoon sign karein? Hum dobara nahin sign karenge - bilkool nahin sigh karenge!

Veer: You're right. Don't worry, hum pechle wale Divorce papers se kam challah legain.

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Istila

@Istila

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Posted: 15 years ago

Looking at the messy house:

Veer: Yeh sab kya hai?

Taps: Aap hum se naraz hai. Ab hum kya karte, sara din is (sardine can) machli ki dibah mai? Aap ne hummeh jhoot bhola ke hum US jayenge. Hum, hamare Mama aur Papa ke saath chand din zyadha goozarna chahte the. Waise bih hameh yeh sub kaam nahin atta hai aur na hum kabih karenge.

Veer: Alright, meh naukar doond lun gha jab tum apne Mama aur Papa ke ghar chalijaogi. Oh and by the way, yeh hain wapsi ke tickets, aap ki Papa ne already intizam kardiya hai, aur usne yeh bih kaha he ke someone by the name of S..s... uska nam mujhe abhi yaad nahin hai, lekin voh aap ke Papa ke saath jald se jald tum ko milna chahte hai. Good bye Taps & wish you all the best!

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indian81

@indian81

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Posted: 15 years ago

Ek baar Tappu aur uska robotic naukar husband Veer shopping ke liye nikley....
shopping mall se baahar nikaltey hi ek paagal bhikari mila

Paagal Bhikaari: Rajkumari is gareeb pe thodi daya kijiye

Tappu: veer dekha aapney.. aap to humaari kadar nahin kartey par woh Paagal bhikaari tak humey rajkumari pukaar reha hai ....

Veer: Tumhey rajkumaari pukaar reha hai, phir to pakka paagal hoga... 😆

Tappu: 😡

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mkdeepaa

@mkdeepaa

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Posted: 15 years ago

#10

Veer is not well and visits Doctor with Tapasya

Doctor To Taps :Madam, Aapke husband ko aram ki bahu jarurat hain. yeh hain kuch sleeping pills.

Tapasya : Doc, Yeh sleeping pile mein unhe kabhi du?

Doctor:Yeh aapke liye hain!!

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