Veer Tappu jokes thread - Page 11

Originally posted by: Dhriti.

Tapasya: Veer, mere liye koi shayari boliye na.....😳

Veer: I see your face, when I am dreaming.....
I see your face, when I am dreaming.....
I see your face, when I am dreaming......
.
Tapasya: aage...boliye na😳

Veer: That's why I always, wake up screaming. 😆

Originally posted by: fast trak

Tappu to Veer : Look at ur brother Vansh...how he kisses Icha romantically everytime they meet. Why dont u do that?

Veer : I wud love to do that....its just that Icha wudnt allow.

Originally posted by: fast trak

theres a twist to the earlier pagal man joke..

Tapu and Veer go shopping so a beggar comes there and says

'Oh Sundari'! Andha hoon thode paise de do.

So Veer says.....Tapu u shd defly give him money. he called u sundari so surely hes blind.

Originally posted by: fast trak

Veer lying on Tappus lap

Tappu: Aapko kaise lag raha hai Veer

Veer: Aisa lag raha hai jaise Bhagwan Vishnu sesh naag par lete huye hain.

Originally posted by: fast trak

Tappu and Veer r walking when they see Sid as a drunkard

Tappu tells Veer: Do u see the drunkard Veer? He wanted to marry me few yrs back and I refused so hes become a drunkard.

Veer: Baapre itna lamba celebration!

Originally posted by: cjs369

Veer to Taps on their wedding night....

Veer - r u sure that i am the first man u have slept with..??

Taps - ofcourse honey...i stayed awake with all the others....

Originally posted by: fast trak

Tappu dies and Veer is unable to cry.

Veer to best friend : I cant cry after taps death. now pls help me bec ppl r wondering why Im not sad.

Friend : Just imagine shes coming back alive !

Originally posted by: bipasha23

i'm adding a veer & ichcha joke here......

one day veer went to damini pathshaala for the first time and met ichcha also for the first time
veer- hi! tumara naam kya hai?
ichcha- pyar se sab mujhe yahan didi kehte hain.
veer- wht a co-insidence mai jab ara tha to muje bhi dekh k sab ne jijaji keh k pukara😆
😆