Veer Tappu jokes thread - Page 6

Tappu dies and Veer is unable to cry.

Veer to best friend : I cant cry after taps death. now pls help me bec ppl r wondering why Im not sad.

Friend : Just imagine shes coming back alive !

Veer to Vansh : Theres a good news and a bad news

Tappu : Veer suna hai ke heaven me husband wife ko saath nahi rakhte

Veer: Sahi suna hai

Tappu : Aisa kyun?

Veer : Arey pagal, Tabhi to Usko heaven kehte hain.

Originally posted by: cjs369

Veer goes to a chemist shop n asks

Veer - i need poison...

Chemist - I can't sell it to u

Veer shows taps photograph to the chemist

Chemist - oh! sorry, i did not know that u had a prescription....

😆...i love this

Originally posted by: nutmeg7

IPL junoon
tappu tv par match dekh rahi thi...tab veer tayar hoke smart banke bola.....tappu main kaisa dikh raha hoon....???....tabi match dekhte tappu zor se chillayi....chakkkaa!!!!!!!

😆😆..good one
😆

Originally posted by: cjs369

Veer goes to a chemist shop n asks

Veer - i need poison...

Chemist - I can't sell it to u

Veer shows taps photograph to the chemist

Chemist - oh! sorry, i did not know that u had a prescription....

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS!😆

Tapasya came home with a goat.
Veer asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Tapasya:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Veer:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

tapasya- veer phle k zamane me log apni wifes k liye sher arz karte the ya koi poetic line.tum bhi mere liye kuch kaho na.
veer- tum kya sunna chahogi poetic line ya sher?
tapasya- dono ka mixture
veer- oh my beloved tapasya! you are my secret desire........
oh my beloved tapasya! you are my secret desire........
woofer tu meri mai tera amplifier................................
tapasya- 😲