Veer Tappu jokes thread

charu

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Posted: 15 years ago

#41

Veer to Taps on their wedding night....

Veer - r u sure that i am the first man u have slept with..??

Taps - ofcourse honey...i stayed awake with all the others....

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Shyam

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Posted: 15 years ago

#42

Tapu to Veer ki anniversary thi

Tapu to veer "Mujhe anniversary pe kuch sone ki cheez lakar do na"

Veer brought a pillow and said "So jao"😆

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Shyam

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Posted: 15 years ago

#43

Tapu to Veer : Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?

Veer : Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband se hisse mein aate hai, aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai!!! 😆

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shivani9

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Posted: 15 years ago

#44

Ooops this is a nasty one...

Taps Vomiting
Naani Khush
Veer saying...dont dream of a potha Naani ji thts never gg 2 happen..Taps is constipated for the last 2-3 weeks n shez found a way to solve her problem.....😆....😳

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Shyam

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Posted: 15 years ago

#45

Ek bar Veer ne Tapu ko sabji wala ka sath bistar par dakh liya to puncha "Tapu ye sab kya hai"

Tapu " Veer hume maaf kar dijiye. hum bhool gaye ki bill doodh wala ko chukana ha ye to sabji wala hai"

😆😆😆

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Jyothi

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Posted: 15 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: bipasha23
Tapasya- veer chalo na long drive pe chalte hain.
Veer- ok
Tapasya- but car mai chalaungi.
Veer- u mean jayenge car me aur ayenge kal ke akhbaar me?😛

Hahahahahhahahahaha! This was naaice!

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Arunima

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Posted: 15 years ago

#47

Originally posted by: indian81
Thanks Dhriti......

BTW why are our fun veterans like Shonnu and all not contributing any Veer Tappu jokes? 😉

😆

kudos dear u r rocking..wanna b yr fren yaar by d way this is a damn rocking thread👏....i will try to contribute too

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Arunima

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Posted: 15 years ago

#48

Tappu: veer kahaa ho aap dekhiye hum aapke liye kya laye hai

veer: kya lai ho

Tappu: ye dekhiye ye cook book hai, aap humare liye nai dishes banana

veer: nahi chahiye....vansh bhaiyya ne mujhe birthday pe di thi....kaha tha lulla tujhe iski zaroorat pad sakti hai😆

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charu

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Posted: 15 years ago

#49

Veer goes to a chemist shop n asks

Veer - i need poison...

Chemist - I can't sell it to u

Veer shows taps photograph to the chemist

Chemist - oh! sorry, i did not know that u had a prescription....

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fast trak

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Posted: 15 years ago

#50

Hi friends

I know this is Veer Taps joke section but I had to share this joke with u and its applicable only to Vansh.

Vansh comes home all bruised and Icha is worried after looking at him (as usual)

Icha : Vansh, yeh kya hua aapko? kisine maara kya?

Vansh : haan...woh main bus me chad gaya tha aur tumhari photo admire kar raha tha ke hawa se photo neeche gir gaya. Aur maine kaha ke Pls apni apni saree upar karo kyunki mujhe photo lena hai.

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