Veer Tappu jokes thread - Page 2

Originally posted by: indian81

After doing another round of Baahon me chaley aao....

Tappu says : Veer aapko mujhmey kyaa pasand hai? Mera chaand jaisa mukhdaa ya meri adayeein? Please tell me na pleassssssssse....

Veer: Waise dekha jaaye to i like your sense of humour 😆 😆 😆

Tappu: 😡


Tappu: Agar aap US mai mujhsey saara kaam karaoogey to mai mar jaaongi
Veer : Mai bhi
Tappu: Magar aap kyoon
Veer: Mai itni khushi bardaasht nahin kar paaonga
Tappu: 😡


Guys: Please post a few Tappu veer jokes ....

this is the best....🤣

Tappu- veer bataiye na love marriage ka matlab.

veer- apni girlfriend ko apni wife banana. jo mai nai bana paya.

Tappu- aur arrainge marriage ka matlab?

veer- kisi aur(sid) ki girlfriend ko apni wife banana.😡

Originally posted by: mkdeepaa

Veer is not well and visits Doctor with Tapasya

Doctor To Taps :Madam, Aapke husband ko aram ki bahu jarurat hain. yeh hain kuch sleeping pills.

Tapasya : Doc, Yeh sleeping pile mein unhe kabhi du?

Doctor:Yeh aapke liye hain!!

hahahahahhaha! This was Damn Hilarious!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

On the anniversary of their fake wedding

Tappu: Yesterday night i had a very sweet dream .. Guess what?

Veer: What?

Tappu: You gave me a diamond bracelet like you had given Iccha... What can be the meaning of such a dream?

In the evening Veer comes with an anniversary gift ....

Tappu hurriedly tears open the gift to find a book called "The meaning of dreams"

Tappu: 😡

Veer : 😆 😆 😆

oh super hillarious post indian81 .....i cant stop laughing🤣

Veer is not well and visits Doctor with Tapasya

Doctor To Taps :Madam your husband has a bad throat.. So every morning please give him a cup of warm water....

Veer : Dr.. that i have daily anyway ... Only that Tappu calls it tea ... 😆😆😆

Tappu: 😡

Thanks Dhriti......

BTW why are our fun veterans like Shonnu and all not contributing any Veer Tappu jokes? 😉

😆

Absolutely Fantastic thread Indian...full of brilliant contributions by all..I love u all for making me smile n laugh with ur creations...well done...Have a wonderful time..keep rocking..

Originally posted by: indian81

Veer is not well and visits Doctor with Tapasya

Doctor To Taps :Madam your husband has a bad throat.. So every morning please give him a cup of warm water....

Veer : Dr.. that i have daily anyway ... Only that Tappu calls it tea ... 😆😆😆

Tappu: 😡

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!

Originally posted by: indian81

Thanks Dhriti......

BTW why are our fun veterans like Shonnu and all not contributing any Veer Tappu jokes? 😉

😆

i think all veterans are busy in song of Mann....😉and in full romancing mood than joking mood😆