Veer Tappu jokes thread - Page 4

Tappu and Veer r walking when they see Sid as a drunkard

Veer goes to hear a Swamijis pravachan.

He comes home and carries Tappu. Tappu is super excited and says Arey Veer uve changed so much. Have u started loving me now.

Veer: Not at all. Its just that the swamiji has said 'Apne dukh aur pareshaniyon ko khud hi hanste huye uthana chahiye'.

Veer to Taps : Tappu chalo aaj bahar jaake chai peete hain

Taps: Veer dont u like mere haathon ki banayi chai

Veer: nahin actually main bartan dhote dhote thak gaya hoon.

Sesh naag joke was awesome 😆 😆 😆

Veer 2 Taps.....
UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet? UR 100%nice??? and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!!!😉
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Originally posted by: mkdeepaa

Tapasya Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Veer Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Tapasya- veer chalo na long drive pe chalte hain.
Veer- ok
Tapasya- but car mai chalaungi.
Veer- u mean jayenge car me aur ayenge kal ke akhbaar me?😛

Originally posted by: fast trak

Veer lying on Tappus lap

Tappu: Aapko kaise lag raha hai Veer

Veer: Aisa lag raha hai jaise Bhagwan Vishnu sesh naag par lete huye hain.

this was amaising....

veer- when will i get rid of you.
tapasya- on 1condition if you relate me with the person who is directly linked with all the money of india.
veer immediately handover the biography of mahatma gandhi to tapasya.