So i have these two crazzyyy pagal ladkiya sahas and andyjee jinke chakkar me mera two shots ban gaya four shots
As they boarded the train one police man stopped them n yuvreen got tensed. Suvi immediately covered her face with gungat
Y: kya hua bhaya aise gur kyun rahe ho
P: tumhari shakal kahi dekhi hui hai par yaad nahi kaha
Yuvreen became more tensed
S: mene kaha tha tolu k bapu aapko ek din sara desh jaane ka dekha wo din aagaya.
She bent down n held police man legs
S: maaybaap tumne meri barso ki tammana puri kar di aaj aapne tolu ke bapu ko pehchan liya kal sab pehchanege
The police wala went behind and yuvi helped suvi to stand up
Y: yeh ki kari rahi hai chori tu pet se hai
He warned her
S: maaf kar dena tolu ke baapu wo khushi ke maare bhul gai...
Aap jarah inhe apna uuu graph to dijiye uuu ka kehta hai angrezi me wo parche pe dastakhat dete hai
Y:autograph
S: haaa uuuhiii inhe dijiye na
To police
S: bhai sahab inke uu lijiye na ek din mere tolu ke baapu bahut bade istar banege tv pe aayenge
P: tv... Yaad aaya mene inhe tv pe dekha tha humare commissoner ki beti ko kidnap kiya hai isne
S: haaye raam tolu ke baapu yeh kya keh raha hai ghar pe to aapse ek chuha nahi pakda jata yaha aapne commissoner ki ladki pakad li... Me tolu ko kya jawab dungi jab wo is duniya me aayega
She held her stomach and started crying.
Yuvi held her n wisphered in her ear
Y: chup kar jaa bahut overacting ho rahi hai agar public uth gai to phas jayenge
She stopped crying, "muje aapse baat hi nahi karni tolu ke baapu" saying this she went towards another compartment.
Yuvi to police," yeh kya kiyo bhayo gharwali ko rula diyo ab me tolu ki maa ko kaise manau"
He cried keeping his head on policeman shoulder
P: sorry bhai sahab wo aapki shakal us kidnapper ki shakal se kaafi milti hai
Y: theek hai theek hai ab jaao aur use pakdo me tolu ki maa ko manata hu
Saying this even yuvi left from there leaving him confused.
As yuvreen met they hified each other and started loling
S: shhh koi uth jaayega
Y: sorrryyy
S: ab... Bas kuch min aur hum is city se out
She started dancing and he held her to control his excitement.
They went further to find a empty seat and finally walking over three compartments they found a single corner seat.
They adjusted themselves and silent took over.
Both were looking outside the window taking a glimpse of each other in between.
After an hour or so TC came and asked them for ticket and both looked at each other.
Y: wo sirjee ticket to nahi hai par paise hai aap ticket kaat do na waise bhi seat to khali hai
T: seat ek aur passenger do
S: hum adjust kar lenge wo mumbai pahuchna jaruri hai
She roamed her hand on her stomach
T: matlab seat ek aur passenger teen
Y: par sirjee yeh to muft me hi jaayega na
T: theek hai theek hai
TC gave them the ticket and yuvi paid money. As he left
Y: kitni badi dramebaaz hai tu... Tuje pata hai
S: tumse kam tum to multi talented ho kidnaping stealing and acting bhi... I am impressed
Y: itni jyada impressed bhi mat ho ki pyaar ho jaaye
She kicked him and started looking outside the window again.
After few minutes
S: yuvraj tumne yeh sab mere liya kyun kiya
Y: tujse pehle naal ka pyaar jo ho gaya hai
She blushed and looked amazed n he starts loling
S: tum bahut bade dramebaaz ho
Y: pata hai... Ab so jaa kal bahut kaam hai manu ki shaadi karwani hai
Both slept and called off the night.
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Morning 8 am when they reached mumbai, as suvi came outside the train she opened her arms to let the mumbai air engulf her
S: mumbai the city of dreams finally... Finallyyy me mumbai aagai par yeh kabhi nahi socha tha ki kisi ajnabee ke sath aaungi pehli baar
Y: oye ab raaste me sharukh khan banke kyun khadi hai... Chal hat
He made her aside n started walking n she followed him
S: kya tumhe kabhi kisi ne kaha ki tum is duniya ke the most unromantic ladke ho
Ignoring her he went ahead
S:hello mr me tumse baat kar rahi hu
Y: mujse ... Je kahiye
S: tum aise kyun behave kar rahe ho
Y: kyunki me strangers k sath gappe nahi maarta agar kuch kaam hai to kahiye warna chalti baniye yaha se
He went toward a small tea stall and ordered tea
She went behind him
S: ok sorry mera wo matlab nahi tha
He turned his face to ignore her
Going towards him," ab sorry bola to"
Ignoring her he stood up took his tea and sat on opposite bench
She went near him and giving a smirk
Holding her stomach, " haaye raam kaisa pati diya hai muje uparwale ne me yaha bhuki pyaasi hu aur yeh jaalim chay pee raha hai"
She started crying loudly and people started gathering
He stood up and came near her
Y: kya kar rahi hai chup ho jaa warna yeh log peetenge muje
S: to pehle bolo maaf kiya
They saw one man coming towards them
S: yuvraj jaldi bolo maaf kiya warnaaa...
The man came forward and held yuvi's collar
Suvi immediately came in between
S: arey bhaya yeh hum miya biwi ke beech ki baat hai aap jaaiye
Y: haaa humari baat hai hum sambhal lenge
Man: aise kaise... Biwi ro rahi hai aur tum keh rahe ho smbhal loge maafi mango isse
To avoid further tamasha yuvi apologized to suvi and she felt guilty
Y: bhaiya madam ko chay aur wada paav dena
They ate silenty not talking to each other.
S: yuvraj sorry muje nahi pata tha baat itni bad jaayegi
Y: tuje ek aur wada paav khana hai..mere paas ab bas 100rs bache hai itne me me itna hi afford kar sakta hu.
S: nahi i am full thank u... Par ab hum manu tak kaise pahuchenge
Y: mene rathi ko phone kar diya hai wo muje lene aata hi hoga
S: rathi...
Y: mera dost
They were waiting for rathi silently yuvi was still angry and suvi was trying hard to manofy him
S: maan jaao na yuvraj itni bhi kya narazgi... Achha tum jo bologe me wo karungi i promise ab to maan jaao
He smirked
Y: jo me bolunga tu wo karegi
S: tum jo bologe wo me karungi kuch bhi pakka
Y: kuch bhi karegi
Saying this he lean forward towards her and she stopped him
S: ok not kuch bhi par kuch bhi
He started loling
Y: tu sach me pagal hai... Kuch bhi karegi par kuch bhi nahi karegi yeh kyaa baat hui
She made a sad puppy face
Y: ok fine tuje mera ek kaam karna hoga
S: kyaaa
He told him his plan and she agreed
S: tum sach me kitne bade wo ho
Y: ab yeh wo kya hota hai
S: jaane do tum nahi samjoge... Chalo rathi ke aane se pehle tumhare plan ko anzaam dete hai.