Addendum to the (PWA's) Laila Clause:
Major Sa would like to point out that Laila Bai-sa has spent about 8 years becoming an expert on the science of the right classification, care and sax-feeding of the jungli janwar, AKA Major sa. That is more time than most doctors spend on their hospital training. Laila however can make Major sa not even need the hospital with one single session.
Through constant practice, Laila is now the best trained of all his cadets, and even keeps the sexy bandages next to the sexy bras in her closet, never knowing which one Major Sa will need her to use (but at all times ready for both).
The PWA will admit that Paro bai-sa's entry will heavily impact Major sa's regular sax life, since now its only eye sax for Major Sa until Episode 534, or his death scene, whichever comes first.
Major sa also points out that a sax-based rain-scene with wet sexy kamariyas is unlikely in the desert without a major climate change. Paro bai sa will probably drink the rain water instead of running around in it.
Thus, Major sa proposes, that Laila not waste her education, and start giving Paro bai sa the benefit of her years of training. Laila can sneak inside Jallad Mansion using her commando training, and teach Paro how to also go commando.
This and many other lessons can be arranged, and Major sa can at least enjoy mind sax as he watches his two beauties Major in Sax Education. This will help Paro bai sa study beyond panch we-standard, and give her more real reasons to faint once Laila explains finally explains to her exactly choli ke piche kya hai.
Edited by napstermonster - 11 years ago