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Posted: 12 years ago
#31

Originally posted by: shree10

I think I am putting it on wrong thread but since I have welfare in mind for both the parties might as well post here-
Also bhery bhery important- Majorsa will keep his "gun" loaded all the time and take care of "protection".
When it comes to "it", Majorsa will not be affected by Paro's komal kaya and become "shaant" by any chance!

OMG! I find myself in eternal gutterz.. lol!


Shree as this is a mutually beneficial (not to mention beneficial to us) clause I think it can be added to either.. Will add it here..๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

And you are eternally in the gutter, but not to worry the gutter will soon resemble Indian population explosion..๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 12 years ago
#32

Originally posted by: napstermonster

Addendum to the (PWA's) Laila Clause:

Major Sa would like to point out that Laila Bai-sa has spent about 8 years becoming an expert on the science of the right classification, care and sax-feeding of the jungli janwar, AKA Major sa. That is more time than most doctors spend on their hospital training. Laila however can make Major sa not even need the hospital with one single session.

Through constant practice, Laila is now the best trained of all his cadets, and even keeps the sexy bandages next to the sexy bras in her closet, never knowing which one Major Sa will need her to use (but at all times ready for both).

The PWA will admit that Paro bai-sa's entry will heavily impact Major sa's regular sax life, since now its only eye sax for Major Sa until Episode 534, or his death scene, whichever comes first.

Major sa also points out that a sax-based rain-scene with wet sexy kamariyas is unlikely in the desert without a major climate change. Paro bai sa will probably drink the rain water instead of running around in it.

Thus, Major sa proposes, that Laila not waste her education, and start giving Paro bai sa the benefit of her years of training. Laila can sneak inside Jallad Mansion using her commando training, and teach Paro how to also go commando.

This and many other lessons can be arranged, and Major sa can at least enjoy mind sax as he watches his two beauties Major in Sax Education. This will help Paro bai sa study beyond panch we-standard, and give her more real reasons to faint once Laila explains finally explains to her exactly choli ke piche kya hai.


๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

That just about clarifies everything that was to be discussed in the closed door discussions on Laila clause.. Thanks Monster-sa!!!๐Ÿ˜ƒ

But I have some kostins-

What is Major-sa's current age? Did his training also begin too early like that of the 9 yr old prowling about here?



PWA points out that there is sufficient water supply in the form of Paro's tears to attempt a wet sexy kamariya scene.. Rain water harvesting anyone??๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Paro going commando?? It has just been reported that a couple of TRP aunties had a heart attack merely from the rumors..
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Posted: 12 years ago
#33

Originally posted by: .Chanchan.

Chhahe kuch bhi ho jaaye
I AM FROM PWA


Originally posted by: .Chanchan.

We will accept this only if Rudra signs Pwa agreement :P


๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Nelo Bai-sa You the official spokesperson of PWA??

Major-sa has to sign it, no options. By hook or by crook..
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Posted: 12 years ago
#34

Originally posted by: napstermonster

The Rukhmini clause:

Major sa promises to not buy a large can of Baygon/Raid/Mortein bug killer and zap that creepy blue-vampire butterfly next time he sees it if:

Paro bai sa will tell him exactly what magic song Birpur walis sing to sick camels and injured people to fix them instantly, that also keeps insects alive for so long.

Paro Bai sa will make some real, human friends, and not talk to a computer generated butterfly for ten minutes of screen time and

If Paro Bai sa HAS to talk to Rukhmini, she will ask it--Rukhmini, shadhi ke baat kya kya hua? and, as Paro is technically married and the song does not specify, she will take the new information and apply it to Major sa's Minor-sa immediately.




Awesome!! Major-sa's Minor-sa?? Now he wont be very happy about that reference.. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Adding it..
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Posted: 12 years ago
#35

Originally posted by: Shweta1691

๐Ÿ˜ฒ Damn I missed the party!! ...And damn PWA has drained me of all my wellfare for Majorsa๐Ÿค”

Hopefully monday will bring my love back! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Brilliant post once again!!! Thank you for this retaliation ๐Ÿ˜‰...and since its entirely possible to be a member of both ...PWA and BA(awesome name by the way ) ROCKSSS.


Arey no yaar, forum was more or less dead in the weekend.. Even the fake doctor could confirm it was that dead.. ๐Ÿ˜•

How can u not be concerned of Major-sa's welfare.. It was you and Deepa whose indignation propelled me to do this.. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Yes its definitely possible to be members of both.. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Posted: 12 years ago
#36

Originally posted by: Msfrootie


๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† Nelo Bai-sa You the official spokesperson of PWA??

Major-sa has to sign it, no options. By hook or by crook..

Yes , me the official spokesperson of PWA
Who's major-sa's?๐Ÿ˜‰
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Posted: 12 years ago
#37

Originally posted by: .Chanchan.

Yes , me the official spokesperson of PWA

Who's major-sa's?๐Ÿ˜‰


Hawww!!!! Who is Major-sa?? Who were we going to force to sign the agreement?? Who were we going to torture if he even hurt a hair of Paro's ?? Who bai-sa who??
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Posted: 12 years ago
#38

Originally posted by: Msfrootie


Hawww!!!! Who is Major-sa?? Who were we going to force to sign the agreement?? Who were we going to torture if he even hurt a hair of Paro's ?? Who bai-sa who??

Apostrophe dekhe bina hi bhawuk ho gayi aap toh ๐Ÿ˜† Read my comment again ๐Ÿ˜›
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Posted: 12 years ago
#39

Originally posted by: .Chanchan.

Apostrophe dekhe bina hi bhawuk ho gayi aap toh ๐Ÿ˜† Read my comment again ๐Ÿ˜›


Aiyyoo.. Sorry sorry Nelo Baisa.. His spokesperson, no one yet yaar..๐Ÿ˜† Too scared of the gun I guess..

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