SSN in conversation with RR viewer:
Reporter: Hello and welcome to SSN! what was the take home msg from today's episide?
Viewer: Gulzaar Saab's "golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai" comes to mind.
Reporter: Hmmm... Interesting why do you say that!
Viewer: Probably today was a "opposite day" (those of you who are under the misguided belief that thats only for convincing toddlers we have you know that it is a very important and interesting game!!) or they are trying to be "literally" alag che love story
Reporter: looks like you are on to something go on...
Viewer: 1.see they are so alag che that *drum roll please* they leave the sarhad ke darwaze wide open 24/7 and close them when people show up as opposed to run of the mill sarhad's darwaze which are kept close all the time only to be opened when citizens want to cross legally!
2. See they are so alag che that *drum roll please* the smugglers and terrorists wear rang birange kapade and walk as if they own the land as opposed to run of the mill terrorists and smugglers who try to fly under the radar!
3. See they are so alag che that *drum roll please* the armed forces fellas disguise themselves with kambhals in the hot desert and ride on camels as opposed to run of the mill army men who wear crisp uniforms and wait at the check post! If you are thinking they probably are carrying a covert operation maafi as soon as they spot the terrorists barat kambhals fly in the air and uniforms come out thats where the alag che factor lies!
4. See they are so alag che that *drum roll please* the armed forces men let a caravan of terrorists carrying heavy duty ammunition in to the country as opposed to run of the mill army men who arrest and seize all the ammunition hey its not like they are going to use them to kill people they are just going to play "cops and robbers"
5. See they are so alag che that *drum roll please* the armed forces men dont believe in "red handed" but believe in "green handed" ( green as in money, red as in guns, rakth)
6. See they are so alag che that *drum roll please* the armed forces search and seize is done only with eyes no touching as opposed... You get the pic
7. See they are so alag che that *drum roll please* the terrorists are humans too and feel sorry for the armed forces men and lead them to "the trunk that shall not be checked" as oppose to...
8. See they are so alag che that *drum roll please* the angry young man who doesnt believe in "love", "hates beautiful women", whose whole existence is for desh ki raksha freezes in the middle of the shoot out for good 3 min! Dont worry the terrorists are also alag che so they also stand and patiently wait till the producer gets his mileage from flash backs of rolling on the sand dunes and the very expensive nightmares as opposed to...
P.S: if anybody knows the Rajasthani equivalent of alag che please let us know SSN will be bahot bahot abhari! Shukriya!!
Shoomie signing off!
Disclaimer: plain and simple snark, no hidden agendas, no allegiance to actors/actresses/PH/characters! Just nirmal anand of snark!!
Edited by DrShuenmial - 11 years ago