How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush!

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astonm

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Posted: 12 years ago

#401

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

I honesly am Anjali, not going to lie to you. I don't think i was as smitten with anyone else. I have hope. Loool! I want to say Hi but my face. Acne is at its worst these 2 weeks have been hell. My stupid hijab don't hide crap, unless you want me to look like a ninja and go there. He held the door open for me but I looked away and said thanks and walked off. He's my neighbour for goodness sake, I could've spoken to him about anything but walked away. Haaa! I live with my religious parents, cannot invite him over. Although he used to come over like 6 years ago. Things have changed. Sighs.

Ah, the joys of exiting teenage years. My doctor put me on birth control to regulate my periods and the acne went bye bye! But there is like a whole bunch of natural ways to get rid of it. Idk if you know what "neem" is, it's some herb. But my cousin had pills made out of the powder for a month and her face is flawless! It apparently purifies your blood. And it's probably just the stress of fasting, it'll get better soon! Half way doneee right? Well yeah, you were kids then. Befriend his sister if he has one, that will open many doors :)

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Loran Maddi Lee

@LoranMaddiLee

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Posted: 12 years ago

#402

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

Calm it Maddi lovesss, I do not flirt and neither does he. We're both innocent creatures. i think i'd be the loud one if we were in a relationship not that it's going to happen. OMG don't make me cry. That is sooo sweeet, I love you so much. *cries*
I can't handle all this love.

Watch now, after all this nothing will ever happen. FATE.

🤗 no! dnt think in a negative way!

omg thats great. that means he brings out the loud and happy side in you! i agree with anjali! I TOTALL SHIP YOU GUYS! u + ur neighbor = OTP 😆

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Mrs. Sidharth Malhotra

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Posted: 12 years ago

#403

Did someone say acne?

I had HORRIBLE BACK acne. yes BACK acne, couldn't wear dresses, tank tops, nothing.

Went to a dermatologist and she fixed it in 8 months.

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paagal_

@paagal_

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Posted: 12 years ago

#404

Originally posted by: -ForeverYours-
Did someone say acne?

I had HORRIBLE BACK acne. yes BACK acne, couldn't wear dresses, tank tops, nothing.

Went to a dermatologist and she fixed it in 8 months.

I used to get acne on my arms and back every summer for like 3 years but its stopped now. Praise the lord😆

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Farhana

@risingsea101

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Posted: 12 years ago

#405

Did anyone ever fall while attempting to swing a bowling ball in front of their crush? ... I did 😆

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MrMrsAsyaKhan

@MrMrsAsyaKhan

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Posted: 12 years ago

#406

Originally posted by: astonm

Ah, the joys of exiting teenage years. My doctor put me on birth control to regulate my periods and the acne went bye bye! But there is like a whole bunch of natural ways to get rid of it. Idk if you know what "neem" is, it's some herb. But my cousin had pills made out of the powder for a month and her face is flawless! It apparently purifies your blood. And it's probably just the stress of fasting, it'll get better soon! Half way doneee right? Well yeah, you were kids then. Befriend his sister if he has one, that will open many doors :)

Hahahaha! I've tried everything, 5 years my love, 5 long horrible years. I still haven't given up though! Yupp halfway done but i don't think it's the fasting at all. It's been building up, I'm praying it's the last blow before I recover fully. Me and his sisters have lost touch and we live on the same steeet, damn my studies! LOL! I shall update you on my love life that aint gonna happen.

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423728

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Posted: 12 years ago

#407

Okay so I already made a post and mentioned my embarrassing story ages ago. So I'll just copy and paste it. 😆

Sawaan - The Flop Season

*The actual song pronounced it as Sawaan da luv seasun'

One amazing day, I woke up and realized that I was married to Jensen Ackles. Then my mum shook me awake from my open mouthed creepy exorcism of Emily rose looking sleep and told me that I am late for University. Cursing Uni and wanting to sleep, I assured her that I will marry a super rich billionaire and will attend upper class social parties with the housewives and play a deck of cards. 😈

Point is. I got a slap on the ass and was told to wake up so I did indeed. Little did I know that I had an upcoming wall scene sequence awaiting for my arrival. Firstly, I looked like dog poop that fine rainy day and despite brushing my teeth 100 times, I still felt like I could smell the garlic from last night. My crappy luck, I did not have gum with me either. I enter the evil building called 'University' and I grumpily questioned why everyone is so abnormal to be smiling early in the morning. I judged them all - Asad Ahmad Khan ESTYLE. 😈

My John-Abraham but more cuter version crush encountered me in the hall way. I get all goofy and crap whenever I see him. I even forget how to speak English. The intimidation is so intense that I end up actually being quite mean to him as well. 'Hi Samira' - he purrs, 'WHAT DO YOU WANT!' - I shout. LMAO nah not really but I greet him back but am still convinced I sound like a baseball has been stuck in my throat.

So I was leaning back against a random looking wall and he kind of came closer. My instincts of self defense arose and my eye was literally beginning to twitch.

Gorgeous-why-do-you-exist: I have an exam today. So have been studying for it.

Twitching-maniac: How was your exam?

Gorgeous-now-confused: ... I just told you I have an exam today. I haven't done it yet. What are you upto? *Attempts to forgive me for being stupid*.

Twitching-maniac-forgets-english: Oh just reading my reading. 😲😲 << I actually said that! 😳 (I do not want to live on this planet anymore).

To my relief he found it funny and was laughing quite a lot. Than as he laughed, he placed one arm on the wall and flashbacks of all the dramas I have watched came in black and white with the 'DOOSH DOOSH' background music playing in the air. There was no being lost in one anothers eyes. I was so self conscious about my garlic breath that I looked constipated in my attempt to shut my mouth. My jaws were locked tightly and I believe my nostrils were flaring dramatically from my attempt to keep the garlic away.

This is more like a horror story. The eyebrow ladies had threaded my sexy brows and I assure you I have VERY nice eyebrows #Sushmita Sen ESTYLE. But recently they screwed it up so bad that the front bit of my eyebrows had a bit of a bald patch. So not only did I have intense garlic breath but also an attractive bald patch in my eyebrow.

Was there 'Mitwaa ishq -e- pe zor nahin' song playing in the background? NOPE.

Did I look attractive and flawless like all the heroines? NOPE.

Did my breath smell as amazing as all the heroines who managed to keep the hero conscious and alive during the wall scenes? NOPE.

The only song playing was:

When I see your eyebrows!
There is so much I would change
Because you have a BALD SPOT
and I don't like you the way you are.

AND WHEN YOU SMILE
The garlic breath makes me expire for a while
Cos girl you are smelly
Just the way you are.

😳

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MrMrsAsyaKhan

@MrMrsAsyaKhan

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Posted: 12 years ago

#408

🤗no! dnt think in a negative way!

omg thats great. that means he brings out the loud and happy side in you! i agree with anjali! I TOTALL SHIP YOU GUYS! u + ur neighbor = OTP😆

Hahahah! It aint going to happen. But yess, he does something to me everytime he's in front of me. I guess that's attraction LOL! It must be a one sided thing, I'm rasing my own hopes to crush. Sighs. Hahahhahahaha! You and Anjali are shipping something that's too good to be true. But I shall see what life has planned for me. If only you guys lived near me, my life would've been easier.