This superstar is not someone we particularly fancy. Not his films at least. It's a whole lot of baggy chips. But he's a chip of the old block. You know when the new-age cinema struck Bollywood, he's still stuck in the same nineties rut. Even with his morals. Uh oh, who's to judge!
He's married, has children, even tattoos of their names...so who is to say when he is philandering, right? If he was doing it with the chicks, we'd still roll only one eye. Then we hear that he does it with the B-town boys, and we thought, uff, this is too much to take.
This bloke we met, ya one of those Lokhandwala aspring actors. He says he was shooting with the 'supahstarrr' in Chandigarh. And then what happened?
The two of them were enjoying a drink at the 5-star bar post shoot. The wannabe went up to his icon and gushed how much he likes him. Like Benedict Cumberbatch telling Harrison Ford he fantasised about Han Solo. Hah, this star does not want to go solo.
He told the upcoming actor to come up to his hotel room if he wanted to get somewhere. The star-struck boy (who isn't so innocent after all) went up to his room.
Now we're not laying out the procedural, but he tells us they fooled around. When we poked him, he said it meant bodysex.' That's new! Body sex is when two people...ok alright, you know the drill.
No harm it seems. Yes, we didn't go all the way, the boy blurted. Which means what? It's no big deal!
We'll just look the other way and pretend none of this happened.
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