My Prefect Marriage - By Shiv Kapoor

My Prefect Marriage

Never say, "I love you"…. All Woman love a bad boy….go partying every night and get drunk. Wine and Dinner her……think of an adventures places to take her like a construction site. Our honeymoon was in the jungle! Be honest…..Tell her what she wants to hear. If she ever tells you that she loves you…. ignore her and tell her that you don't love her…..She will go crazy and fall head over heels. Have a picture of your ex girlfriend to hand….I have mine on the bedroom wall! Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Marriage is a three ring circus: girlfriend, wife, and suffering Marriages are made in heaven, but so again, are thunder and lightning.
1. Give her happiness in small dose other wise she will expect it every day and night.

And finally Do not marry a person that you know you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without. I can't live without my wife…….

By Shiv Kapoor……..

Kat's Friday special………Love ya!

If you think of any others please add…….

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O MAN LMAO U R HILARIOUS
GR8 1 THR BUDDY

YA I HAVE GOT 1

WEN U HEAR THT UR GONNA BE A DAD BE SHATTERED

OH NO I HAVE 2 DO THE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS 4 THE BABY NOW

ALSO SMELLY STINKY DIAPERS R ON MY WAY

🤣rocking honey! perfecto! for that friday feeling..

11. Make sure your mother is phsycopath...
12. I don't love you but I will for sure sleep with you..
13. Spend Karwa Chooth with your girlfriend and Your Wife.. Feed them both..
14. You will die married to me several times but don't worry I will bring you back because I am god's secretary...

Shiv " the perfect" man! 😆

Note: Just Kidding No offence meant to anybody...

Originally posted by: aahana86

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O MAN LMAO U R HILARIOUS
GR8 1 THR BUDDY

YA I HAVE GOT 1

WEN U HEAR THT UR GONNA BE A DAD BE SHATTERED

OH NO I HAVE 2 DO THE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS 4 THE BABY NOW

ALSO SMELLY STINKY DIAPERS R ON MY WAY

aahana86

😆😆 When i become a father i will jump for joy!!!

How can she be pregnant??? face on!!

k.. 👏
i have been trying to reply for few min nw..keep on getting log out when ever i enter this topic..i think im allergic to u 😛

15 make sure your that u nearly get killed several time cos of my horoscope
16 my wife should b shy to c me in my towel
17 make sure i got an extra mattress in my room..so that i can sleep on my big bed while my wife sleep on the floor
18 take your wife on trips where she can meet her ex-bf...

Originally posted by: hansam

🤣rocking honey! perfecto! for that friday feeling..

11. Make sure your mother is phsycopath...
12. I don't love you but I will for sure sleep with you..
13. Spend Karwa Chooth with your girlfriend and Your Wife.. Feed them both..
14. You will die married to me several times but don't worry I will bring you back because I am god's secretary...

Shiv " the perfect" man! 😆

Bird in hand and bird in bush!!!!😆😆

Originally posted by: ash9

k.. 👏
i have been trying to reply for few min nw..keep on getting log out when ever i enter this topic..i think im allergic to u 😛

15 make sure your that u nearly get killed several time cos of my horoscope
16 my wife should b shy to c me in my towel
17 make sure i got an extra mattress in my room..so that i can sleep on my big bed while my wife sleep on the floor
18 take your wife on trips where she can meet her ex-bf...

😆😆 Allergic....come on!!

Label all the object's in the room so she know what is MINE!!

Originally posted by: Catwoman

Bird in hand and bird in bush!!!!😆😆

😆😆what every men dreams about..... may they dream on......

Originally posted by: hansam

😆😆what every men dreams about..... may they dream on......

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Originally posted by: Catwoman

😆😆 Allergic....come on!!

Label all the object's in the room so she know what is MINE!!

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n make sure i got A/C in the room..... put it to MAX...who knws i might get lucky in the process when she feel cold😆