Fun-opsis of Big Boss Episode- Day 7!

** Check this thread for ALL MY FUN-TOPICS of BB-7 Season**

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-saath-7/3761990/laugh-if-laugh-all-bb-7-fun-topics-of-cruiser-mania

https://cruisermaniabb6.blogspot.com/2013/09/funopsis-1-fun-take-on-big-boss-7-days.html

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SUBAH 10.30 BAJE:

Big Boss Voice Over: Yahaan kucchh sadasya -----Pool ke aas-paas baithe hain,--------- aur Rajat, behad-- Bhaavuk nazar aa rahe hain.

RAJAT (Sobbing): 😭Mujhe, mujhe-----(sob-sob)😭"Mujhe---😭

ARMAAN: Abey kuchh bolega bhi?😲

RAJAT (Breaks down crying): 😭---Beti ki yaad aa rahi hai! Whaa-whaaa-whooo-whooo!😭😭

ARMAAN (Hugs Rajat): 🤗Naa Rajat naa! ------Rotey naheen please. ----------Main baat karoonga Big Boss se ki tujhe milwaa dein apni beti se.👏

RAJAT (Blows nose hard): 😭Sob sob! -----Thanks Armaan. ---Agar Big Boss naa maanein,😕--- toh please -----toh please-----😭----------chaar samose---- ya chaar Bread-Pakore maang lena mere liye-------whaaa-whaaa-whooo-whooo!!!😭😭

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SUBAH 11.45 BAJE:

Big Boss Voice Over: Rasoi ghar mein Shilpa, ghar ke sadasyon ke liye daal bana rahi hain,--- aur paas hi Andy, Anita se baat-cheet kar rahe hain!

ANDY: 😳----Hawww! ----Bataaiye na Anita Ji. ------Jab pehli baar Rajesh Khanna Ji aapse mile thhe toh unhone aapse kya kaha thha?---Hawww, bataayiye naa----😳

ANITA (Blankly staring at wall in front):😕 Kuchh baatein, bataayi naheen jaati Andy...😕

ANDY: Oh God! Awww!!!----I do badly want to know naaa! Please batayiye naa!!! Awww---please---

ANITA (Sad looks, keeps chewing Baba Zarda as she speaks): 😕Unhone kahaa-----(Pause)----😕

ANDY (eager like a kid greedy for Gulab-Jaamun): Haan Anita Ji. Bataayiye naa---😲

ANITA:🤔 Unhonein kahaa ki----(Pause)🤓

ANDY: -----Arey kya kaha baba-------------ufff I am dying of curiosssittty----🤗😳

ANITA (Chews Baba Zarda a few times &): Unhone kaha ki-------Khair!😕 ----------Jaane do Andy. Ye kissa phir kabhi sahi. ----------Kaha naa, kuchh baatein bataayi naheen jaati------dil ke andar rehti hain aur meetha meetha dard deti rehti hain!😕

Big Boss (Voice over): Anita uth kar rasoi mein chali gayi hain aur Shilpa ka haath bata rahi hain. -------Andy, Sofe par behosh pade hain.

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SHAAM 08.15 Baje

Big Boss (Voice Over): Yahaan Jannat aur Jahannum ke kuchh sadasya, Kushal, Gauhar, Armaan, Sangram aur Kamya fencing ke dono ore khade hain aur inmein baat-cheet chal rahi hai!

KUSHAL (Kamya Se): Main ye Mike nikaal kar fenk doonga sacchhi. 😡----Sabse jyaada har task mein kaam karta hoon, phir bhi----

KAMYA (barely able to conceal her excitement): Haww! -----Aisa mat karo Kushal!😛...(extends her hand to take off Kushal's mike)

ARMAAN: 😡----O Hello! Kya hai be ye? Baaki log sab jhakk maar rahe hain yahaan? Tu hi kaise kaam kar raha hai be TV star?😡

KUSHAL: TV star kisko bola be?😲

ARMAAN: 😈Aur kya bolun? Hollywood star? 😡Aukaat mein reh tu---

KUSHAL: 😡---Abey teri aukaat kya hai be 2 filmon ke forcibly retired film star---😡

ARMAAN: 😡---Tere ko toh beta bataunga main meri kya aukaat hai. Abhi tu khisak apni ladki ke saath---😡

GAUHAR: Hello! Mere bare mein baat mat keejiye aap---😲

ARMAAN:😡 Abey tere bare mein kaun baat karega?----chal jaa-jaa- vatak idhar se---

GAUHAR: Tu-tadaak mat keejiye mere saath---😡

ARMAAN: Abey jaa! Tere se baat hi naheen karni mujhko----

GAUHAR: Baat karne ki tameez naheen hai Aapko---😡

ARMAAN:😡 Abhi aur bad-tameezi karoonga agar fauran chupp naheen hui toh! Chuppp!😡

GAUHAR: You shut up!😡

SANGRAM: Kamya Ji, Armaan Ji, Gauhar Ji-----ladaayi mat keejiye, main 2 minute mein waapas aata hoon!☺️

Sangram goes inside, looks around to ensure no one is watching him and speaks to the Bathroom Camera!

SANGRAM: ☺️----O hello Bigg Bose Jee! ------Kuchh logon ko billkul bhi tameez naa hai Chhoriyon se baat karne ki!😲 ---Bas ek din----bas ek din ke liye mujhe ---MhaaaBhaaratt ke Karnaa waali Amogh Shakti de do Big Bose! --------Phir dekkho, kaisse giraata hoon main is Armaan Ghatotkatch ko!☺️------Please Big Bose----Please Paavar de ddo naa! Ek din ke liye Paavar De ddo Big Bose Ji!------(Once again throws a nervous glance around to ensure no one watched him)----------------Paavar de ddo Big Bose, Paavar please!

Night time shot!

Hazy figures are seen sleeping around in their silvery-white bedsheets and blankets!

BIG BOSS (Voice over): Big Boss ke ghar mein, aaj koi apni Beti aur Samose ke liye roya,----------- toh kisi ne apne dil ka raaz, dil mein hi dafan rehne diya!😉-----Kushal-Gauhar aur Armaan ke beech hui ghamaasaan------aur Sangram? 😆------Hum toh bas yehi kahenge ki Allah Meherbaan, toh Gadha Pehelwan!😆

Jhelte Rahiye! Ye Manhoos Programme...Big Baas!🤢

Originally posted by: kaushikbasu

Good one Cruiser.

Originally posted by: ManjuBlore

🤣🤣🤣

Armaans's dialogues were ultimate. Total tapori lang.

But one question. When so much happening in your post 'Elli vs NaagMan', when did you have time to create this post? Pathetic comments. Had the same thing happened to me I would have closed my account in this forum. Hope you don't do that. We need your posts. Your posts are making the BB journey an enjoyable experience.

Originally posted by: meglaraat

veryyy funny 🤣