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Yashfeen

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Posted: 12 years ago

#201

Originally posted by: Deepika100
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Yashfeen

@Bhatakti_atma

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Posted: 12 years ago

#202

UPDATE 12

Letter To Piincipal.
Salaam kaminey.!,
yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper
set karta hai...?.?
Kamino,students ki jaan nikal jati
hai..
Upar se kutte paper checking to
aise karta haijaise apni maa ki
maut ka badla le raha ho...
.
Aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise
tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab
topper hi janme hai..
tera baap bhi is paper me pass
nai hoga.
tu khud is papr mein 10 baar fail
hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil saale..
bataunga tujhe..
Urs faithfully,
("GHANTA" pagal hu kya, jo apna
naam likhunga.. =D

😆

In a nursery class a little girl
asks
the teacher,
"Teacher,can my mum get
pregnant?"
Teacher:How old is ur mother?
...
Little girl: She is forty
Teacher: Oh yes she can get
pregnant
Little girl: Can my big sis gt
pregnant too?
Teacher: How old is your big
sister?
Little girl: She is 19yrs Teacher:
Off
course ur sister can certainly get
pregnant
too...
Little girl: So wat of me?
Teacher: How old r u?
Little girl: I'm 5yrs
Teacher: No dear u cant get
pregnant,
Then a little boy behind the girl
gives her a poke n says
"See,i told u we had nothing 2
worry abt??!"
LOL the teacher fainted

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In School teacher asks students,
what do u wish 2 do in future?
Suresh: I want 2 b a pilot.
Mahesh: I want 2 b a doctor.
Priya: I want 2 b a good mother.
Pappu: I want 2 help Priya….
xD :O

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BigB: How Famous u r...??
Rajni: whole world knows me.
Bigb: Obama knows u..? Gv me
proof.
Toh, Rajni&BigB go for Obama's
house.
Rajni: stand here at the gate,
i'lltake obama on
balcony nd show u.
Bigb: ok.
Rajni comes wth Obama nd show
Bigb 4rm balcony.
Aftr sometime,
Rajni bahar aya toh dkha, bigb
behosh ho gaya, hosh me aya toh
Rajni ne reason pu6a..
Bigb: Ek american bhikhari aya
tha, nd asked me,
'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH
RAJNIKANTH ON
BALCONY...?'

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Doctr pagl se- ye kya
he...???????
pagal- ye maine 500 panno ki
kitab likhi h...
doctr- tumne 500 panno pe kya
likha?
pgl: 1st page pe likha h 1 raja
ghode par baith k jungal ki trf
chla,
or akhri page pe likha k wo raja
jungal pahuch gya...
.
dctr- to Kaminey!
.
bich k 498 pano pe kya
likha?????????
Pagal-
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik..:D

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A man in Amsterdam felt that he
needed to confess, so he went to
his priest.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned," he said. "During World
War II, I hid a refugee in my
attic."
"Well," said the priest. "That's
not a sin."
"But I made him agree to pay me
$20 for every week he stayed,"
the man explained.
"I admit that wasn't good, but
you did it for a good cause," the
priest replied.
"Oh, thank you, Father. That
eases my mind," the man said. "I
have one more question, though."
"What is that, my son?" the
priest inquired.
"Do I have to tell him the war is
over"
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Newton's First Law Of
"AASHIQI"
.
.
.
.
.
Every Aashiq Contineus To Do
Aashiqi
Until & Unless A 'Tamaacha' Or
'Sandal'
With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is
Impressed
Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..
This Force Is Called 'Beizzati'
Which Is Directly Proportional To
'Sharmindgi' But Aawarapan
Remains Constant !!!
😆
Tom and his hot wife were
playing golf when the ball
suddenly goes inside a house.
They enter the house and see a
broken bottle and a man.
Man: I want to thank you. I am
genie who was trapped for 1000
years in the bottle. I will give
you each 1 wish, and I will keep 1
for myself.
Tom: I want a billion dollars.
Wife: I want a house in every
country of the world.
Genie: Done. Done.
Tom : And what is your wish
genie?
Genie: Well, since I haven't loved
a woman in a thousand years, my
wish is to sleep with your wife.
Tom said: Emm Ok! You'll get us
a lot of money. I guess I don't
mind.
The genie took the wife upstairs
and slept with her for two hours.
After it was over he asked her:
How old is your husband?
Wife answers: 35.
Genie: Really? And he still
believes in genie stories!!!
Hahaha
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