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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: .rumki.
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Deepika100
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Yashfeen

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: ridzzi
amazing jokes...luved them... :-)

thank u dear😳

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Yashfeen

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Posted: 12 years ago

thank u all for ur lovely comments 😊

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Yashfeen

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Posted: 12 years ago

update 11

woman went shopping, At cash
counter she opened her
purse to pay. The cashier noticed
a TV remote in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n
asked "Do u always carry
ur TV remote with u?" She
replied " No, not always, but my
husband refused to accompany
me for shopping today..
SO...now what
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. Story mein twist .
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The shopkeeper smiles and takes
back all the items that
lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the
shopkeeper what is he
doing. He said your husband has
blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of
your husband.

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A woman & her son were riding
in a taxi,, .
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All the prostitutes were standing
at a bus
stop,,
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Boy: Mom what are these women
doing
here.??
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Mom: They are waiting for their
husband,,
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Taxi driver: Why don't you tell
him the
truth
that they are hookers & have s*x
with men
for
money, ..
Boy: Is that true Mom.??
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Mom: (Glaring hard at the
driver) says YES,
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Kid asks: Mom what happens to
the babies
these women have.??
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Mom: They become taxi drivers...

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My few learnings fron TV ad-
1. Kareena has dandruff
problem, Katrina has dry hair
problem, Shilpa has hairfall
problem and Priyanka has chip-
chip.
2. If you've a hot wife make sure
your neighbor doesn't use a
deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more
important than your
qualifications
4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy
Fizz & Lays khata hai and still
Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai
5. If there is no salt in your
kitchen you can use Toothpaste
6. You can change your country
by drinking Tata Tea
7. Every second oral care brand
is No. 1 and recommended by
every dentist in India!!!
8. If ur daughter is not Ready to
Get married.., take her to a
jewellery shop.
9. Only reason why men use
deodorant is to get laid.
10. Most colas cure all kinds of
phobias. You will be close to a
superman, if you drink these
regularly!!

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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya ???
Aap Bhi na Bus Pagal ho jaate ho
humara post padne k
liye...:p :D ;-))

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1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski
friend uske boyfriend ke pass
gayi or boli,"Kya main uski jagah
le skti hu... ??"
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Superb Answer
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Ladka -"Muje koi Aitraz Nahi
QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo
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Ek din ek kutta jungle
main raasta
kho gaya.
Tabhi usne dekha ek
sher uskii
taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans
ruk
gayi."Aaj to
kaam tamaam mera!"
Phir usne saamne kuchh
sookhi
haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate
hue sher ki
taraf peeth
kar ke baith gaya aur
ek sookhi hadii ko
choosne laga
aur zor zor se bolne laga,
"wah! Sher ko khaane
ka mazaa
hi kuch aur hai.
Ek aur mil jaaye to poori
daawat ho jayegi!".
Aur usne zor se dakaar
mara.
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Is baar sher soch mein
pad gayaa, Usne socha
"ye kutta to sher ka
shikar karta
hai! Jaan bacha kar
bhago!"
! Ped par baitha ek
Bandar yeh sab
tamasha dekh raha tha.
Usne socha yeh mauka
achha hai
sher ko saari kahani bata deta
hoon isse
sher se dosti ho
jayegi aur zindagi bhar
ke liye
jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega !
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Woh fatafat sher ke
pichhe
bhaaga.
Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue
dekh liya !
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Udhar Bandar ne sher ko
sab bata
diya ki kaise kutte ne use
bewakoof
banaya
hai.
Sher ne zor se kaha,
"chal mere saath abhi
uski leela khatam karta hoon",
aur Bandar ko apni
peeth par
baitha kar sher kutte ki
taraf
lapka. ! !
Can u imagine the quick
management by the
DOG...
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Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to
ek
baar phir uskii
taraf peeth karke baith
gaya aur
zor zor se bolne laga,
"Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1
ghanta ho gaya,
saala ek sher fasaa kar
nahi la
saka..

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Pappu checkup krwane doctor ke
paas gya..
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Dr:"Tabiyat kaisi hai.. ??
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Pappu:"Pehle se kharab hai...":(
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Dr:"Dawa khali thi.. ??
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Pappu:"Ji nai, dawa ki shishi to
bhari thi..:p
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Dr:"Arre, mera matlb dawa leli
thi..??
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Pappu:"Ji, apne di thi to mene leli
thi..":)
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Dr:"Bewkoof dawa pi li thi.. ??
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Pappu:"Ji nai, Dr. Sahab dawa to
laal thi...":D
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Dr:"Kamine, - dawa ko pee lia
tha
kya.. ??
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Pappu:"Lekin Dr. sahab peelia to
mujhe tha na.. ??..:p

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Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se
kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiye ga,
main na jagu to jabardasti utar
dijiyega.
Muje subah interview dena hai."
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to
patiala
nikal gaya tha...!
Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki
galiyan dene lga..!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
galiyan de raha hai
aur app chup-chap sun rahe hai.!!
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TTE- Main ye soch raha hun ki...
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Subah jisko maine Zabardasti
utar
diya hai
Woh kitni galiyan de raha
hoga..:

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hope u liked it 😳

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neha

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Posted: 12 years ago

Haha...awesome update

SPll the last one was too gu

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deepika

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Posted: 12 years ago

i don't known vo kitani galiya de raha honga

per me tujhe bahot sari kissy dena chahati hu

dil khush kar diya

thanks for pm and sorry for late

love u

deepa

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Yashfeen

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: deepa5
i don't known vo kitani galiya de raha honga
per me tujhe bahot sari kissy dena chahati hu
dil khush kar diya
thanks for pm and sorry for late

love u

deepa

Muaaah sis thank u

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Yashfeen

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: sss283
cool ones👍🏼

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Yashfeen

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Ammy93
Fantastic...🤣

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