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Posted: 12 years ago
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heya people...
i will be posting some nice stuffs here...




the 1st one...


A guy stole my bike so I got in a cab and said "follow that guy!".

He said "Sure, whats his Twitter name?".

We laughed and laughed and hi-fived and I need a new bike now...:D...

i shall be posting some nice stuffs like this...if u wish to read some nice jokes on a regular basis then hit the like tab i will send a pm whenever i update...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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update 1:
Awesome Answers In IAS Examination
Read And enjoy😉

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)😲

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to builda wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC23rd Rank Opted for IFS)😆

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)😳

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)⭐️

Q. How can a man go eight days withoutsleep?

A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the bluesea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.

"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.

This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!






Question :-what is love and explain in
details ?... ... (10 marks)
_______________ _______________ _______
Answer:
... ... MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.
... (marks : 1/2 from 10)
--------------- --------------- ---------
Medical Student's Answer : Love ispain.
... ( marks : 1/2 from 10)
--------------- --------------- ------------
Engineering Student's Answer :
.
.
.
.
.
- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to
relationship between men & women that
can cause death of 1or both depending on
the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays
can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandle...
(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !
_______________ _______________ _____________
N.B :- Don't play with Engineering
students , they cando any thing for 10
marks 😛

here is the first update hit like 😊
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Posted: 12 years ago
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my bro is an engineer...seriously i am going to show this msg to him...😆
good work...😊
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: ridzzi

my bro is an engineer...seriously i am going to show this msg to him...😆

good work...😊


My brother is a IT engineering student.. I'm also gonna show him this..
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Posted: 12 years ago
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wow!
I would like to read more.😊
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Posted: 12 years ago
#7
awesome post i
loved it do continue
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Posted: 12 years ago
#8
nice post enjoyed it
thanks for the pm
😊
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Posted: 12 years ago
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I am engineer too and I loved it...
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Posted: 12 years ago
#10
it was awesome post kiran
hehehehehehe loved it yaar

here i m sharing something


Wonderfully described definitions...



CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!





MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master





LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either



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