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The truth is finally revealed! We all thought that we were living in a world that is free from bald, pale, evil wizards who have no nosies! 😃
But alas! He-who-must-not-be-named is back.. In a new guise: She-who-must-always-be-blamed !!! 😆
Who is this new villain, you ask? Who other than our own cunning You-Know-Hue! The one who's biggest weapon is chocolate brown hair colour! The one who has sinister desires like moving on in her career rather than living on set! Who wishes to do other roles than Anandi- how dare she? 😆
If it hadn't been for the wonderful Moral police on the forum, her plans would've never come to light! From the amount of 'healthy debates' and 'POVs' her actions generated, we now know the real reason why PB quit BV..
It was not because-
1. Her creativity felt saturated and she felt stagnant
2. Her health was frail
3. She wanted time to live her life
4. She wanted to move on to something else- something that got her going as an actress
NO!!! The real reason was that... SHE WANTED TO COLOUR THE WORLD'S HAIR! 🤣
scary scary scary
She immediately moved on to her game plan and coloured her hair beautifully.. This was like an Imperius Curse or Hypnosis- Everybody would color their hair, become evil, negative and.. oh! My favourite word- a hypocritical basher! As we would all follow her in her sinister power trip and colour our hair Chocolate Brown and wear normal clothes, what would happen to the world? Oh the Humanities! 🤢
I'm so grateful that some people had the sanity to point out and debate her personal cosmetic choices and prevent this new avatar of Old Voldy from taking over the world's... um... hair! 👏
DISCLAIMER: This is a joke post and not meant to be taken seriously. I absolutely adore Pratyusha Bannerjee and this is just a satirical look at how ridiculous people can get sometime under the guise of Point-Of-View. 😊
I'm a little wacka wacka today 😃 hope you laughed, albeit grudgingly 😆
Got this idea from someone who i really used to admire on IF... but now 😕
Jhanak
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