U-NO-HUE! A colourful conspiracy! (fun post)

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Michelle Dantis

@michelle281194

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

The truth is finally revealed! We all thought that we were living in a world that is free from bald, pale, evil wizards who have no nosies! 😃

But alas! He-who-must-not-be-named is back.. In a new guise: She-who-must-always-be-blamed !!! 😆

Who is this new villain, you ask? Who other than our own cunning You-Know-Hue! The one who's biggest weapon is chocolate brown hair colour! The one who has sinister desires like moving on in her career rather than living on set! Who wishes to do other roles than Anandi- how dare she? 😆

If it hadn't been for the wonderful Moral police on the forum, her plans would've never come to light! From the amount of 'healthy debates' and 'POVs' her actions generated, we now know the real reason why PB quit BV..

It was not because-

1. Her creativity felt saturated and she felt stagnant

2. Her health was frail

3. She wanted time to live her life

4. She wanted to move on to something else- something that got her going as an actress

NO!!! The real reason was that... SHE WANTED TO COLOUR THE WORLD'S HAIR! 🤣

scary scary scary

She immediately moved on to her game plan and coloured her hair beautifully.. This was like an Imperius Curse or Hypnosis- Everybody would color their hair, become evil, negative and.. oh! My favourite word- a hypocritical basher! As we would all follow her in her sinister power trip and colour our hair Chocolate Brown and wear normal clothes, what would happen to the world? Oh the Humanities! 🤢

I'm so grateful that some people had the sanity to point out and debate her personal cosmetic choices and prevent this new avatar of Old Voldy from taking over the world's... um... hair! 👏

DISCLAIMER: This is a joke post and not meant to be taken seriously. I absolutely adore Pratyusha Bannerjee and this is just a satirical look at how ridiculous people can get sometime under the guise of Point-Of-View. 😊

I'm a little wacka wacka today 😃 hope you laughed, albeit grudgingly 😆

Got this idea from someone who i really used to admire on IF... but now 😕

Edited by michelle281194 - 12 years ago

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Payali09

@Payali09

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Thanks for sharing!

Initially when I started reading your post, I was a little bit concerned where you were going with it but by the time I got to the end...🤣🤣🤣

Harry Potter and Pratyusha...who knew? But in all seriousness, I wish I had her hair and could carry off that hair color 😃

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Jhanvi86

@Jhanvi86

Explorer

Posted: 12 years ago

LOL.
That's so funny! 😆

People will go to any extent to accept the replacement, including maligning & bashing the actress who worked hard to give them 3 years of such brilliant portrayal.

I don't know why you are even bothering with satire, it will flow over their heads. I was highly disillusioned by the way a viewer forum has take viewer opinion. It's so hypocritical. I feel like BV is doing the side job running the forum with show 😆 . So I hardly post now..

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Michelle Dantis

@michelle281194

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Suchi-Virmanian
LOL I scream COPYRIGHTTT!!!!

Really? Are You JKR? 😕 then I'm honoured to meet you Ma'am... 😆

I know what you mean Suchi, but Voldy can be interpreted by any fan in any way. 😉

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anshul

@milindrose

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

no no it is giving chance to the bashres to laugh upon her ,,as human in utter frustration after coming out of stes she went fo r hair colour ,,, means she was not doing any colour for show nor hair cut but after exit she did ,, really if it i ss satire too it is big one for pratyusha ,,, these peeps will laugh michelle whe nthey said copyright think of it michelle ,, it is fun post n real culprit is colour but peeps we hate them

Edited by milindrose - 12 years ago

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Blukitten

@Blukitten

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

So real curlpit is hair color !!!
damm u wella loreal n countless others for encouraging vanity in women

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Michelle Dantis

@michelle281194

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: milindrose
no no it is giving chance to the bashres to laugh upon her ,,as human in utter frustration after coming out of stes she went fo r hair colour ,,, means she was not doing any colour for show nor hair cut but after exit she did ,, really if it i ss satire too it is big one for pratyusha ,,, these peeps will laugh michelle whe nthey said copyright think of it michelle ,, it is fun post n real culprit is colour but peeps we hate them

joke ya. i love Prats n i wish the best for her

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anshul

@milindrose

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

i know michelle u love her but peeps are always in search we hate the m and alwys love her

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Suchi-

@Suchi-

Sparkler

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: michelle281194
Really? Are You JKR? 😕 then I'm honoured to meet you Ma'am... 😆
I know what you mean Suchi, but Voldy can be interpreted by any fan in any way. 😉

YUP JKR in person ehhehe

Yeah know :) :) Just kidding ..

really funny post 👍🏼