OF BEST OF AKDU KHAN & MUSEEBAT FAROOQUI
The mangalpur mashup
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i still wonder why ppl call it mangalpur... maybe because the place is used to "having jungle me mangal"😆
ND i don't even have count of it that how many times asad tickled, flipped,caressed zoya's cheek
nd with a smirk **look i'm doing this because u have got so much dirt on ur face that ppl will star calling u bandariya... but being a gentlemann i'm saving u from that**
zoya pulling herself <or trying to show> away from asad ** u c mr.khaan m not falling over u this is the truck's driver's fault...**
then asad pulling her head close to him **U c ms. farooqui even i'm also not intrested in having u this close.. but actually i have tried a new EXPENSIVE perfume ... nd i want u to smell it so that it's worth wearing it😆**
**Back to home**
ZOYA: mr. khaan m sorry...mujhe laga main abhi bhi aapse judi hui hoon
**THE INSIDE STORY**
**MR. KHAN ap puri journey mein mere cheeks mein itne intrested dikh rahe the to mujhe lagaa aap shayad mera face wash bhi kr denge..
after all meri khoobsoorti ka raaz hai **ASAD AHMED KHAAN KE WASHROOM KA PAANI**
**mariyam milaap**
mariyam: baaji bhaijaan ki ankhon mein maine dekha hai.. wo aapki fikr krte hain
zoya: naheen mariyam aisa kuch nahee hai
***the inside story**
**Hoga bhi to tumse kya matlab...who asked u to look into his eyes... did i asked u?? aaj bhaaijaan bhaijaan bol ri.. kal ANKHON me dekhte dekhte **my jaan** **my jaan** bolne lag gai to... u better go girl😆
**N THE LATEST**
ASAD: YE HAI RAABERT
ZOYA: HAIN??? SACHHII..
**I CANT BELEIVE this!!...jahanpanaah 6 packks ka bhai unki tarah jahanpanaah na sahee par kmse km lajawaab nawaab to hona chaiye tha na..
allah miyaa how will i handle dewar with baal ki dukaan..
KAHAN MERE EXHIBITION WAALE EYE CANDY AUR KAHAAN YE**isi baat pe ek sher arz hai..
dil me jiski tasveer ko tha humne khincha..
khayaalon me jis dewar ka kar rahe the hum peecha
dil me jiski tasveer ko tha humne khincha..
khayaalon me jis dewar ka kar rahe the hum peecha
camel ke mooh ka zeera nikla
mera abbu ka bhateeja