What happens today(3rd Jan)--Just for laughs

SP: How can we accept a bahu who is a divorcee and not a widow.

Numerology does not accept this. Look we named our second born out of

order with "Y" and ruined his life. That's why to compensate, the roadside

baba told to get a second wife for him whose marital status starts with "W"

Aarti: But my marital status does start with a 'W' i am you son's 'W'-ife.

SP: Stop it, don't try to act smart i meant a Widow and not a divorcee and your ex-marital

status not your current marital status. Am I clear enough for you now.

Aarti:But i consulted Ekta Kapooorrrsss's baba he said i am a 'W'divorcee where

the 'W' is silent.

Bua: Mere bhagwan ki kasam Bhaiya i checked the oxford dictionary there is no such word as w-divorcee. Throw her out right now. That way we can save money on that saree we were going to purchase for her.

Aarti: Buaji i thought your sourness with me was because you thought

i was a widow who got lucky but now that you have got to know that is

not the case why don't we patch up and become friends.

Bua; Mere bhagwan ki kasam that is impossible. I agree i started to hate

you for the widow remarriage thing but of late i just like hating you for

no reason whatsoever, it has kinda become a habit that is hard to kick.

Aarti: Bauji i beg of you do not kick me out of SM.I have given this as

my permanent address for my fan mail to arrive at, it will be very inconvenient for you to redirect my post elsewhere.

SP: I do not care. We did so much for you and you and your family lied

to us.What did Dubeyji call Prashanth---- his friend's son??

I pray that is a fact ….serves the old fox right !!

Bua; Come on enough of chit chat we don't want the audience to complain that we are dragging. Are you ready Aarti for being pushed out !

Aarti: Does not look as if I have a choice in the matter. Just when I was enjoying my photo exhibition in our bedroom….not meant for long…how sad.

SP: Ok Yash I can see you have been holding your hand up to speak since the last episode I give you permission to speak now.

Yash; UUUFFF….thank GOD.I have to use the toilet. I have been holding it in since last episode so excuse me I will just come back in Fridays episode. Till then go ahead and do the necessary. Or I can send my body double to come and catch Aarti as she fall. Both ways are OK. Maa what do you have to say about this????

G3: Can someone remind me what my lines are here???

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Taiji: Wonder what is happening after we left SM

Pappu: I hope maa will not cut my dinner for locking her up.

Taiji: Sattu should have returned from caf delight by now so do not worry

Pappu: So do you believe Bauji will support us.

Taiji: What's not to support he would want a khata peeta tandarost beta naa. He will not let you go hungry.

Pappu: No…no.. I meant with me getting Aarti back.

Taiji: Oh he promised me to bring them back already so you need not worry

Pappu: I don't know Taiji keeping my fingers crossed for now.

Taiji: BTW did they say Aarti is pregnant. Do you know about this ?

EPISODE ENDS …. NO PRECAP

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Hurray I could get net access so I thought I could do this one thing.

OK bye guys !!!

I love it!!! I love it!!! I love it!!!

Originally posted by: swaggerchick16

Yash had his hands up for so long to go to the toilet I wud've done it right there n then call ram dulare to clean it 😛🤣

Originally posted by: lovely_nikki

Poor RD 🤣

🤣 Yash dialogues were verry funny.