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Hey. I had this British magazine which on the back had this thing called 15 things that only ever happen in soaps. I thought i'd share it with you guys.

1. No one ever owns washing machine
2. Even when they are having a really bad day, womens make-up always remains perfect
3. If there is a burglary/death in the family/ major fire a week later everyone's forgotten about it!
4. Every charecter has atleast one long lost relative that turns up out of the blue
5. Arguments always take place in teh middle of a pub with everyone watching
6. A wedding never runs smoothly
7. The murder rate in the area is 10 times the national average
8. It's always raining when something tragic happens
9. No-one ever has to que to get served in shops, pubs, cafes etc. They never have to pay either!
10. When people move away they never bother to come back to visit.
11. No-one does a big food shop. They all seem to live of bread and milk from the grocers
12. Brothers and sisters never look like each other!
13. No 2 people have the same names
14. Every one seems to know atleast one person who is in prison.
15. People always overhear details of affairs!

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Posted: 19 years ago
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hahah.......definitely true šŸ˜†
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Posted: 19 years ago
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this is gr888888888888 n i totally agree wid it
tfs
cool
n in kektas soaps
the evil person has to return from the dead
there will b accidents when u will b just fine no matter how tragic the mishap was
but if u just fall from a car u just die

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Posted: 19 years ago
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serials are artifical
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: rosey1

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serials are artifical

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: FrEnDs8

that's true...thxxx 4 sharing..

agreed! thanks! 😳

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Posted: 19 years ago
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thats definetly right!!! šŸ˜†
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Posted: 19 years ago
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yep i read this article too although it seemed specific to 'Eastenders' (a english programme)
Although i think if u alter it a little then it could be applied to the K serials šŸ˜†
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Posted: 19 years ago
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i know all these things have been copied from ekta's head šŸ˜† šŸ˜†
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Hey guys i modified the list so that it would fit the K seials:

1. No one ever owns washing machine
2. Even when they are having a really bad day, womens make-up and hair always remains perfect
3. If there is a burglary/death in the family/ major fire a week later everyone's forgotten about it! and are usually celebrating the next function
4. Every charecter has atleast one long lost relative that turns up out of the blue
5. Arguments always take place in public no matter whether it's a party, wedding or a funeral
6. A wedding never runs smoothly, someone always realises that they are love with the bride/groom on the wedding day
7. The murder rate in the area is 100 times the national average
8. It's always raining when something tragic happens and on cue the violins start playing
9. No-one ever has to que to get served in shops, restaurants, cafes etc. They never have to pay either! the waiters seem to have mind reading powers as they bring the food in even before it's ordered
10. When people move away they never bother to come back to visit and when finally everyone has forgotten about them the pop up out of the blue
11. Everyone seems to be trained in the arts of bashaan giving
12. Brothers and sisters never look like each other!
13. No 2 people have the same names
14. Every one seems to know atleast one person who is in prison or the mental asylum.
15. People always overhear important coversations

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