Originally posted by: Fifster
Hey. I had this British magazine which on the back had this thing called 15 things that only ever happen in soaps. I thought i'd share it with you guys.
1. No one ever owns washing machine
2. Even when they are having a really bad day, womens make-up always remains perfect
3. If there is a burglary/death in the family/ major fire a week later everyone's forgotten about it!
4. Every charecter has atleast one long lost relative that turns up out of the blue
5. Arguments always take place in teh middle of a pub with everyone watching
6. A wedding never runs smoothly
7. The murder rate in the area is 10 times the national average
8. It's always raining when something tragic happens
9. No-one ever has to que to get served in shops, pubs, cafes etc. They never have to pay either!
10. When people move away they never bother to come back to visit.
11. No-one does a big food shop. They all seem to live of bread and milk from the grocers
12. Brothers and sisters never look like each other!
13. No 2 people have the same names
14. Every one seems to know atleast one person who is in prison.
15. People always overhear details of affairs!