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A Sunday afternoon with Khushi and Arnav

I just decided to write something humorous after watching last two weeks – focusing on much talked about doing 'it'!

Arnav: Thank You. You remember right? Tomorrow?

Khushi: I think the whole 'Forum' remembers it, you said it like 500 times…….

Arnav: I didn't say it THAT many times……

Khushi: Oh ya? Go check all the posts made on that topic…..

Arnav: Posts? WHY?

Khushi: Because everyone is tired of seeing us just talk about it, they want to see some action! Especially after the Kurta night and morning after Rakhi…..

Arnav: What about that?

Khushi: What happened after that beautiful hug on that night?

Arnav: You don't know what happened?

Khushi: I know but the Forum Wasis REALLY want to know what happened that night!

Arnav: Why does it matter if they want to know?

Khushi: It does, do you know how many posts have been made discussing our night after that hug?

Arnav: How many?

Khushi: I am not counting. I am just reading them. Many of them think that 'how could I let u sleep with me?' and I think they are right...

Arnav: Just because they think you shouldn't sleep with me, you are going to listen to them?

Khushi: Why not? They are usually right. You should listen to them too since all those girls who are on the forum just because they find you HOT for some reason...

Arnav: What do you mean for some reason? I am HOT!

Khushi: Really? How come I don't get to see the hotness?

Arnav: Did you not see the hotness in the hut?

Khushi: Not ALL of it!

Arnav: Okayyy - how about Rakhi night? I think your India Forum girls must have gone crazy seeing me in Kurta for the first time...

Khushi: Sure they did, some of them even hoped that your pajama falls open...

Arnav: They did?

Khushi: Well at least somebody did. Cuz the CVs don't seem to understand that.

Arnav: Why do you care what the CVs want?

Khushi: Do you not understand - we can't do anything until they understand.

Arnav: What do you mean?

Khushi: You really don't understand. First they make you say I Love You. Then they make me crazy - making me dream all sorts of things. Then they unite us, then we run away. then I change from my perfectly fine salwar kameez to sexiest piece of sari on earth, then you half-kiss me, then you pick me up and place it on hay - what were you thinking? You really thought we were going to consummate there when the whole forum wants to see the redemption track? Then out of nowhere you hit me and I faint. The goons take you, then one day you randomly decide that you will run away. Then you gave me the hot CPR.

Arnav: How do you know? You were unconscious?

Khushi: How do you think I woke up? ;)

Arnav: Why did I think it was because you felt my heart beat!

Khushi: Oh I didn't want you to know. Plus – I didn't want to upset all your female fans on India Forum, they all probably imagined themselves during the CPR.

Arnav: Really?

Khushi: Yes. Just like how they imagined all about Rakhi night. So what actually happened that night? Why was my dupatta over there?

Arnav: I don't know. You probably forgot to put it on.

Khushi: That's it?

Arnav: I think so. That's what the script said.

Khushi: Then what was the whole hoopla about us doing something?

Arnav: I don't know. Let me call Arshad and find out what exactly happened last night!

Khushi: What does he know? He wasn't here.

Arnav: Then who said 'CUT' right after our blissful hug?

Khushi: Ohhh I get it. So nothing happened?

Arnav: Do you remember shooting for a promo for the consummation scene?

Khushi: NO!

Arnav: Then? Wouldn't the TRPs rise up with the consummation promo?

Khushi: So?

Arnav: How can we consummate without any promo? And that too on Rakhi? That would be just way tooo creepy. Don't you think?

Khushi: True!

Arnav: Don't forget that we have to do 'it' tomorrow – okay?

Khushi: Oh, before we do 'it', I just wanted to know on behalf all the forum fans, the million dollar question – are you a virgin?

Arnav: Ooohhh that's a tough one. Give me a second. Let me call Lalit!

Khushi: Why?

Arnav: So he can tell me if I am virgin or not…..

Khushi: How would he know about your virginity?

Arnav: He was the one directing during the whole Lavanya track and he is not here right now, I will have to call and find out…….

Khushi: So what if he is not here! The rest of the creative team is still here. Why don't you ask them?

Arnav: Oh, the rest of the team is still here?

Khushi: Duhhh! You didn't know?

Arnav: Oh, I kind of forgot, with the whole TRPs going down and stuff…

Khushi: Don't blame them, you are the one who left to make your movie!

Arnav: True! I can't deny that! But didn't the TRPs go down tremendously during the comedy track?

Khushi: True! But the TRPs did came back to top 5 when u came back!

Arnav: Oh, is that why the TRPs were back on top five because I came back?

Khushi: NO, don't take all the credit. That had nothing to do with you. It was all because of the HOT CPR and even HOTTER SLAPS!!

Arnav: Oh ok!

Khushi: So are we going to consummate on Monday or Tuesday?

Arnav: I don't know yet! It's hard to tell.

Khushi: Why?

Arnav: Because the TRPs are on Wednesday, and we haven't even had enough promo for consummation yet. At least not the sensual ones – like the Diwali promo. That would be a BIG help on the TRPs.

Khushi: TRP reminds me, why were we advertising the highest TRP show in IPKKND?

Arnav: SHhh. Don't talk about other shows here. The MODs might close this post.

Khushi: Oh sorry sorry! So are we going to consummate or not?

Arnav: I don't know. First I have to deal with Dadi!

Khushi: Dadi? Where did she come in the picture?

Arnav: Did you not see the promo? Out of everybody living here in this very house for the whole time we have been married – the only person who found out about our 'half wedding' is Dadi – who just entered the house two days ago.

Khushi: That means I don't need to worry about anything. Nothing is going to happen?

Arnav: I will let you know as soon as I read the script….

Khushi: So now you have to explain everything to Dadi first before doing anything?

Arnav: Is that what the script says?

Khushi: I don't know. I am just guessing. All I can do is guess these days. I don't even know what to think anymore. First I was planning on leaving you because the contract was ending, then you brought me back with another blackmail, and then all those gifts, then that hug, then the dance on aaja piya and now your Dadi issue. Does that mean we are going to get married again Arnav Ji?

Arnav: How do I know? I haven't received the script yet.

Khushi: So I was worried for nothing? I better go and tell the forum girls to not get too excited about the consummation in the near future. I have given up, they should give up too.

Arnav: But wouldn't that be too much for them to digest?

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I don't know guys, we will just have to wait and watch what this week has to offer us………..

Feel free to leave comments………..😊

Originally posted by: arnavdeewani

Now this is a post the entire creative team, of IPK , actors included shud read. The facts ,fcitions and misconceptions are nicely camaflouged in humor, good job girl!