FF: ASR Junior's SECRET DIARY! Part 18, Page 130 UPDATED! - Page 66

Originally posted by: asrksr

Asmara is really cute! Thank god she is not like anji. We already got akash junior with a gene inserted for 'cry'. Ashar beta,if you are so sure about Sarah, you better sit in the back row during future AR shows. Who knows,maybe your miss.pim pom will find you, but i don't think there is one, kkgsr really is a rare specimen,lol. There is only 1 part left? I hope you give us one shots of the bro-sis duo once in a while. I just can't say bye to them. They are so adorable. I really enjoyed reading this ff. I found it during my exams. Trust me, it acted as an excellent stress buster.Thank you so much. Waiting for next...

Awww Thanksss Hun!! 😳 I'm glad this SS helped lifting your mood up 😉

And yes, Khushi Kumari Gupta is one of her kinds! But it would have been a nice idea to make history repeat itself from a child's point of view, wouldn't it? 😉 Anyways thanks for the Comments! It means alot 😳

Originally posted by: Sweet_Ashum

Where on Earth did they get the idea that I was proud at their arrival? I was anything but proud! I know! U were swelling with happiness...werent you?

until mum threatened him that If he started smelling like he did when he got home from the kidnappers, she won't come near him for a week. Dad looked horrified on hearing this and ran to the bathroom, taking Mum's clothes with him in the hurry. Yayyy! Finally! Else I thought ur mum will have to sing..."Aaj mausam hai suhana...Arnavji ki baniyaan dhone ka hai bahana...lalalalala" N didnt she say she'd behave with him in the same way as she did after the kidnapping fiasco? No she didnt? Dammit!

After all, I was her big brother but she seemed quite unfazed. She was unfazed? Ur mum's daughter...ur dad too tried a lot to intimidate her..never succeeded

Asmara: Well, Now they're my Mum and Dad too. I can't call them 'Mr. What The' and 'Mrs. Pom Pom' for the rest of my life, can I? Mr. What the n Mrs. Pom pom? *sigh* Asmara's definitely Ashar's sister

Asmara: Of Course you won't admit it! You probably wetted your bed at night too. Baahahaha! Ashar...should I poll khol more of yours? What else u did?

Ashar: I never did that! The bed wetted itself in the fear of Ashar Singh Raizada. ooh lala! Haarne par bhi attitude? This is called being ASR jr.

Asmara: Yeah, yeah sure dude! I ain't feeling for your tricks. N this is called being KSR jr.

Just then, Dad came out of the bathroom and we had to end our conversation but I have to admit, this Asmara is one smart kid. Ur sister dude...she had to be smart, right? Else how would u have shown ur face in public? [ur fav line]

A lady who can cry 22 and a half hours a day can do anything! Hey now! She can fight too...n lemme tell you she doesnt fight pretty...she told ur dad n chacho off when...oopss u dun know that right? Forget it...slip of tongue😉

Anser: [In an awed voice] Bhai! *bangs head on wall* Akash's son..I get it

Anser: Well, I've got it from my mother and she got it from her mother. You must have noticed how much Naani cries too! Thank God, "Haaye re nandkishore" hasnt come in ur genes😆

Dad spends half his day playing with Asmara. I didn't know he was capable of loving so many people! Mum, his laptop, Anjali Bua, his laptop, Me, bluetooth, his laptop, plants, his laptop and Asmara too now? Wow! Nice line! One of ur readers gave that hai na? Tell him/her its awesome!!!

Asmara is a full dramaqueen like Mum. Anything not done according to her, she cries and poor Dad loses his head seeing her cry. I don't know how mum and dad can be so stupid! Can't they see she's not actually crying cos no tears escape her eyes? Unbelievable! Ur dad cldnt ever see ur mum's tears...ur sister then is more precious than a Kohinoor diamond..

I've an image to maintain in front of Sarah! Then why dont even u start working dude? I'm sure u'll elevate ur image more then!!! N talking about Sheesh mahal...dont organise any of ur fashion shows there...u might get a mini chamkili😆

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I LOOOVED the update Fari [as always]

N next part is last?

Damn!

Maybe then u can start Asmara's diary😆

I know I've commented verrry late n am really very...very...Oh I dont know🤣

Something for the PM...What? Who knows😆

Love you😃

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Ashum!! 🤗

Yesss, I know!! You probably feel like killing me on the spot, don't you?? I know! I'm such a *beep* for not replying back to comments earlier but the thing is, the thought of ending this one was so sad 😔 I actually liked about 10 pages of comments right now! I mean I updated this part ages ago and I'm liking the posts now! It was just sad trying to grasp the fact that I have to end it before I ruin it... So stayed off this thread completely and now I feel better so I'm back 😉

And as for your comment, I am not kidding when I say that I actually enjoy reading it more than my actual update! Its such a treat to read Ashar's thoughts mixed with yours! Its the perfect mixture I tell you! 😛 Only problem is that you don't let me thank you sooo now I don't know what to say except that I love your comments and I look forward to them every single time I update this SS 😳 And that I love you loadsss!! Seriously, I don't know why but you have a really special place in my heart 😳 I think its cos you were my actual First friend here on IF! Love youuu! Mwahhh ❤️

Originally posted by: zszs

I don't know why you didn't like the post. I loved it! I think I'm in love with Asher! 😳 He is exactly how I would imagine ASR's son to be! Every single time he witnesses his parents Rabba Vey'ing, his reaction just makes me laugh out loud! 😆 And when Akash's son called him Bhai, I had to stifle my laughter so my family wouldn't think I was completely mental!

Please don't stop writing! Inshallah when you get more ideas, carry on! We will all wait 😃! I want continuous access into ASR's little one's mind!

GOOD JOB! 👏 😊

Awww thank youuu sweetie!! I'm glad you enjoyed this update as well 😳 yes, I took break for a long time and I think I'm back to write an update 😉 Will do it soon Insha'Allah and thanks for the encouraging comment! Means alot 😳

Originally posted by: -Grace-

WHATTT??? second last part???? NOOO

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now the update LOVED IT TO BITSSS

loved the part where he had a convo with his sibling shoo cutteee

and anser calls him bhia hahahahah carbon copy of akash lmao!

and dad loves so many people at once i was literally laughing at the repeated mention of laptop lmao

and "he has alread wasted so many days manufacturing asmara" lmaoo

thanks for the pm <3

p.s. extremely sorry for the late visit :p

Iqraaa 🤗

Hehehe! For some reason, just seeing your comment makes me smile 😳

And you liked the update? you did? Yayyy! I just thought it wasn't as funny as the others 😉

Hehehe! I never knew this SS was so loved! Everyone asked me to not discontinue it and now I'm in a fix cos I don't want to end it either 😆 Chalo dekhtay hain kia hota hai 😳 Anyways, thanks a heap for your comment! Always a pleasure reading it 😳

Originally posted by: nav_bat

[P]Hey Fari, *large hugs*



Gosh! I feel like a jerk to have not even read this part, don't know which rock
did I actually hit these days but whatever it was, it definitely was not a good
one.




So sorry for being this late, *hold her ears and sits up and down*, I just had
completely forgotten to comment, in fact I just read the update too.:/




Anyway, I will cut my stupid blabber short and come directly to the update, as
always it was just the most simplest yet all the more hilarious update like all
others have been.*throws her head back laughing mad*



Hahahaha, the invitation card do reminded of my younger brothers first
birthday, my dad had the same thing written on the card just that the names
were different. I was four back then, and man the amount I grumbled seeing the
card, apparently I was a good reader so i knew how to read.:P I felt like
punching dad right in the face, because well I was not a tad bit happy with
having a sibling I was so much better alone. But then it got worst five years
later, when i was eight, my younger sister was born, and on her welcome party
they wrote mine and my brother's proud invitation, and since the two of us were
old enough, we kept complaining day and night about how mum and dad could throw
her somewhere. It happened so that she was too fiesty and always doing things
that got the two of us in trouble. *sigh* The times we had.:P




He wouldn't even go to take a shower until mum threatened him that If he
started smelling like he did when he got home from the kidnappers, she won't
come near him for a week. Dad looked horrified on hearing this and ran to the
bathroom, taking Mum's clothes with him in the hurry.


This just made me go more insane than I already am.*holds her stomach from
aching any more*, when they got back home and I was like the danmed banyan or
whatever wouldn't go away I was like man she is hugging and kissing him in that
danmed ghanda masota banyan seriously? What is it with her, is her smelling
sense dead or something? Glad you added it in here!


Hahhahahah,:P The entire Asmara-Ashar conversation was more than hilarious.
*rolls down on the floor laughing*, the usual sibling banter, just that
toddlers are a tad bit smarter. Reminds me of this show on Nickelodeon which
use to air when I was small, 'Rugrats' it was, where similarly toddlers use to
chat with each other.:P And more surprisingly, their households were more
crazier than the Raizada clan.:P




Payal Mausi was busy doing some 'Chicken Kaari' work. I didn't get it.
Chicken Kaari sounds like a dish and Payal Mausi was sitting with a piece of
cloth and a needle. I didn't ponder too much over that. A lady who can cry 22
and a half hours a day can do anything!


When for the first time they talked about Payal and Chicken Kaari, I actually
thought it was dish, in fact I think it is, I do eat it anyway, but well when I
came to know it had something to do with cross stitch work or something, I had
this wide eyed expression,and everybody in my household kept muttering 'Pagal
hain' around me.:P


The Anser-Ashar coversation just made me wanna go hug the two babiess.:D

Batool!! 🤗 *hugging tightly*

OMG!! This has to be the longest comment I've ever recieved!! Its almost as long as my update😳 My cellphone had to cut about half of it off to be able to quote it! 😉 Love you batool!! Really do!
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Awww Your parents sent out invitations too? My cousin did when she had her 2nd kid and I just found it sooo adorable! 😳 Hahaha! You didn't want any siblings either? This means Ashar's not the only one who enjoys being the centre of attention 😉

Yesss I know, right? The horrific memories of that ganda mela banyan 😆 I had to add it! 😛

Ohhh I've heard of the rugrats but never really watched it... I found it stupid for some reason and now I'm the one writing stupid stuff! Hahaha! 😛

Ohhh! I know what you're talking about! 🤣 You don't eat Chicken Kaari, its Chicken Karhai/ Karhai Chicken 🤣 and I eat it too so don't worry 🤣

Omg? You serious! Akash has grown up finally in the show?? I have no idea cos I'm not watching it these days 😉 Star plus isn't airing here and I just can't be bothered to watch it online... Don't worry though, in a few days, I'll catch the IPK fever again and watch all episodes in one go 😆

Yep, Arnav and his laptop! Thank God he doesn't cling to it all the time now! Maybe cos now he has Khushi to cling on to 🤣 Hehehe! Yes I wonder too what Barun does on it, you're right! probably plays games on it being the adorable kid he is 😆

Anyway thanks for the absolutely amazing and overwhelming comment! It made me sooo happy you probably have no idea! I'm smiling like an idiot, even now! 😛 Thank Youuu Sooo Muchhh! Love you loadsss! Mwahhh ❤️

hey where s the next part???

Heyyy Everyone 🤗

Thank youuu for your lovely comments! I seriously get overwhelmed with the response I get on this SS each time 😳

Literally everyone asked me not to end this... So now I'm really confused about what to do and what not to do 🤣 Chalo, we'll see what happens but finally I'm in mood for an update so you guys will probably get an update tonight 😉 Yayyy 😆 Ooopsie *ducks rotten eggs and tomatoes* 😉

I really wanted to reply to each comment individually but as always I couldn't 😔 cos there are too many 😉 I love you guys! Each and every one of youuu 😳 Replied back to about 9, 10 long comments... Pls check them out 😳 and really sorry to those whom I didn't reply to... I hope you understand... Its Ramadan and I'm really busy as it is 😛 Sorry guys! Ok now wait for the update... It will come before midnight I hope 😆

Hello Everyone 🤗

Look who's back! 😛 and Relax! This isn't the last entry! I couldn't bring myself to end this one 😉 Yayyy! 😆

Ooopsie!! *ducks rotten eggs and tomatoes* 😆

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Dear Diary,

Found my crayons! Manorma Daadi nicked them weeks ago to practise her writing skills. I wish she wouldn't do that - She's got enough money, can't she buy her own? Without them, I have no artistic outlet and no creative mode of expression. Hence my silence for all these days.

I really hope Manorma Daadi gets herself a new box of crayons and doesn't nick mine again. I'm sure she has enough money, and even if she doesn't, can't she sell some of her huge and hideous pieces of jewellery to get them? I'm pretty sure she will be able to buy a box of crayons if she sells 5, 6 of her gold sets. I know they don't look like they can fetch much but still, I think they can fetch her enough money to buy crayons, but only if she finds someone willing to buy that junk, I mean! And if she can't (which is highly possible) I'll ask HP to give her a loan... He can live without having a face transplant this month.

And the funny thing is, all she uses them for is to practise writing MANORMA - which I suppose means that they're at least being put to good use but the only problem is that she spells it wrong.

And No one bothers correcting her! Everyone is too busy in their own small world and her husband, well, he just disappears from Shantivan for days in a row! And no one bothers finding out where he has gone. My poor dad can't even go out of the house for 5 mins before getting bombarded by a hundred calls asking his exact location and what caused him to end up at that location and when will he be back cos everyone almost dies with worry in his absence. Anjali Bua actually starts looking drowsy and starts holding her head like she'll faint any moment if her Chotay leaves her without a notice. Sometimes, I actually feel like my Dad's the kid around here.

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Oh My GAWD!! Dad spent an hour today playing 'Peek-a-boo, I see you' with Asmara! He'd cover his eyes and mutter stupidly, "where's my princess? Where's my princess?" Before opening his eyes and gasping, "There she is!" and Asmara would chuckle and then the routine would start again. It drove me up the wall!

Later that evening, I finally got a chance to catch up with Anser and Asmara bundled in blue and pink blankets respectively. Had a bit of chat with them.

Ashar: Hey Kid, You played that stupid game with dad for one damn hour! How come you still giggled each time? Didn't it get boring?

Asmara: Of Course it did, dude! But Dad was having so much fun, I didn't had the heart to stop. Didn't you see how much he was enjoying himself?

Ashar: Yes, He sure was!

Asmara: I find it so cute when he acts like a child. Makes me want to pinch his cheeks!

Anser: *timidly* Bhai? Can I ask you something?

Ashar: Shoot kid!

Anser: Why does Manorma Daadi call my mum "Khoon Bhari Tang?" I've never seen her leg bleeding or anything.

Ashar: Neither have I kid! Nor have I seen my Mum's phatti saree... I don't know what Manorma Maami thinks while naming people cos according to me, a more suitable name for your mum should be 'Anso Bhari Aankh'

Anser: *awed* Your right, Bhai!

Ashar: Of course I am! Manorma Daadi's brains have gone dead buried under so many layers of make up!

Asmara: Guess you're right dude! But enough talk of that 'Make Up ki Dukaan Daadi'... Ummm... I mean Manorma Daadi. I wanted to ask you when can we start hoping to see the end of the all-milk diet?

Ashar: *booming laugh* There no end to it for months now! That will be the only thing you'll be having till you feel like you've turned into a big bleedin' bottle of milk!

Asmara: Awww That sucks dude!

Ashar: You'll have to deal with it! Trust me You'll become a milk expert by the time you're allowed to eat food.

Ahhh! The look on their faces was worth watching!

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I'm only 3 and Mum and Dad have already got me registered in some posh school so that I can start it next year. I don't really want to go but then, classy chicks like Sarah appreciate breeding so I've have to. And its kinda good cos I need to get my manner's brushed up. Its always nice to have manners along with money. I mean look at poor HP, He has enough money to get complete face transplants but doesn't know that it is bad manners to enter a room without knocking and always ends up interrupting Mum and Dad's Rabba Ve's.

I'm not complaining but Dad really gets in a foul mood and lets out a string of What the's. Once he even blamed Anjali Bua under his breath, for giving 'Special Rabba Ve Interruption Classes' to everyone in Shantivan. He even considered kicking HP out a couple of times but stopped himself from doing so only cos then who on Earth would deliver Manorma Maami her glass of juice and open door once in a while?

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Short Update but Like and Comments Guys!! See, Ashar's back after so long so he deserves to see some luurrvveee from his IF chicks 😉

ME!!!!😳

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Great update!!
The 'peek a boo ' part was adorable 😳