~~Uttaran Jokes Center~~ - Page 6

When sardar wife died,he changed his name to sardar B.A.{Bachelor again}
After 1yr he got maried again,
Guess his new name?
Sardar
M.A{Married again}

Santa-The aeroplane is so big.
How is it painted?
Banta-when it flies in the air, it will become small and it is easily painted

Plz Send your Bio-Data To VODAFONE,U will Get Job+Chance to Come On TV,So Apply Soon,Bcoz Hutch Dog has dead,Now Vodafone Need a MONKEY..!!

D vice principal of a school was asked by d principal 2 run d school while he was away on a meeting. On getting back 2 school, d principal saw d vice principal running around d school & sweating profusely. When asked, d vice principal replied, "i thought you said i should run d school in your absence.

Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister..

Keep posting jokes n keep smiling..

i thnk it would b aws0me if he creat s0me uttaran realated j0kes

Killing English
1. Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
2. Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in thedustbin!!!"
3. once Hindi teacher said..."I'm going out of the world to America.."
4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
5. don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down...