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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

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+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#21

Two Friends Talking:

- Meri Shadi ho gai
* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
* O ye to bura hua

- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti
* O ye to bura hua

- Nahi, acha hua, Usne mujhe ek ghar khareed kar diya hai
* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Us ghar main aag lag gai
* O ye to bura hua

.Nahi, acha hua, Woh bhi us ghar main thi -

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#22

Ironica yet true..

18 yrs old boy- will u marry me??

18 yrs old gal-get lost,noo...

5yrs old boy-will u marry me?

18yrs old gal-ohw...je is soo sweet...yes,yes,i will...

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#23

Principal:what u want 2becom in future?
Student:After studyin MBBS,
I want to join POLICE force n gt good job in a gud SOFTWARE company n work as LAWYER n construct big BUILDING n conduct RESEARCH n bcum ACTOR..
Pr:Hey,
Wat's ur name?
St: Rajnikant!!!..

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#24

1) 90% of people in Australia don't drink milk.

2) Snake's vision... is up to 5 km...

3) A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.

4) No twins have been born up till now in Greenland.

5) Zebra doesn't have a liver.

6) All the above details are false.

7) Thanks for believing for a while.

8)Today is not April 1st.

9)But a fool is a fool on any day :p

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#25

1) A guys Facebook status:I'm online during class😃 lol...

Comment from his Teacher: Turn to page no 50 of ur text book idiot :P

Principal and H.O.D like the comment...

2) Why girls live longer than boys?

Scientific studies have proved that...

Shopping never causes Heart attacks, but Paying the Bill does it😆

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#26

LOVE: temporary illness curable by marriage with some other boy or girl

BOSS: Someone who is early when u r late and late when u r early.

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire on one end and an idiot on other...

DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage...😆

LECTURE: the art of transforming a conscious person into a subconscious state...🤣

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#27

Girl: kash tum dekh skte me kitni khubsurat hu..

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blind boy: itni khubsrat hoti to kya aankh wale tujhe mere liye chhod jate?

.
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andha hu pagal nahi =p

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#28

Extreme of fashion?
Dhoti with zip.

Extreme of secrecy?
Blank Visiting Card
...
Extreme of Stupidity?
Looking through keyhole of a glass door

Extreme of kanjusi?
A person after accident lying on da road giving miscalls to 108

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#29

Terifying English by
our PT teacher:
1:Thr is no wind in da
football
2:I talk,he talk,Y u middle
talk?
3:yu rotate da ground 4
tyms
4:yu go & understand da
tree
5: I'll giv clap on ur face
6:Bring yur parents wid yur
mother n father
7: y haircut not cut!!
8: Y r u looking outside at
da monkey wen i'min da
class :p
9: Throw da papr in da
dustbin or i wil throwmysel
f :D
10: I hav two sons, both are
boys..:P :D

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.Umsasl.

@.Umsasl.

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

#30

3 friends lived in the same flat on the 110th floor. One day the lift wasn't working. So they hadto climb the stairs. To pass time& not get bored, they said that,1st person should tell a war story, 2nd a funny story & 3rd asad story. 1st person tells a story & they climb to 50th floor.2nd tells his funny story & they climb to 109th floor. Now the 3rd has to say a very sad story. He says, "I've left the door keysin car"...:

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