Originally posted by: visrom
What are the 10 different ways of getting out in cricket?
Write one weird method to prove that 0=1
Will give you more later.
10 ways of getting out in cricket...Thats so simple!!!!!
1. Run out
2. Catch out
3. LBW
4. Hit the stumps instead of the ball 😃
5. Step out of the bowlers way and ask him to consider the pitch as a bowling alley 😆
6. Give a flying kiss to the other runner's wife 😉
7. Slap the umpire 😛
8. Hit the bowler with the bat 😉
9. Yell swear words at the audience 😛
10. Quit the bat and play catch catch with the fielders 😆
Prove 0 =1
😲 OMG whats happening...
Just now lightning struck my building...
Woah...Who is that...someone is coming towards me.. an old man...😲
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OMG...The old man was Aryabhatta... He went to the pantry...took some water in his palm...came to me and asked me to jump into it !!!!!!! He said he wanted to commit suicide... so he came all the way from heaven to commit suicide... He then went to the 19th floor of my building and jumped down...
😛 Sorry all silly methods of proving 0 = 1 are complicated...
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