WHAT TO EAT?? - OODI BABA WILL TELL YOU... - Page 2

Originally posted by: Darrenpieu

Hey guys...I'm back...Ever wondered how oodi-baba stays so fit even at the age of 250??...Well, it's all about paramparaic diet...We, the 'bathameez' & 'besharam' youngsters of new generation according to boo-aah dadi, ought to learn a lot from this 'pracheen manushya' & his diet... Let's also have a look at his routine activities...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣DAYMN this reminds me of how much I ADORE baba!! Such an oldie he is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣DA only PRAACHEEN PRAANI alive on the earth!😳*Swoons,blushes,dies*

He gets up from bed at 2 am with the help of a paramparaic alarm. I think you'd be interested to know how this ingenious alarm works. First, oodi-baba builds a long pipe made of neem wood with openings at either ends. The pipe is arranged as per 'vaasthu-shastra' in such a way that its one end faces oodi-baba's pillow on his bed & the other faces a small meteorite (made in Jupiter) placed on the house's terrace. At exactly 2 am, a 'pashchim hawaa' blows. This wind pushes the meteorite into the pipe & it falls through the pipe & finally falls on oodi's bald head, producing a creepy 'ting ting' sound.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣OMFG... Are you genius or what??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I freaken' LOVED the whole alarm clock part...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I am quite impressed with the machanism of this "praacheen yug" clock. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oodi gets up from bed very carefully to make sure that he faces the east corner of the house at an angle of 45.6286 degrees with the horizontal.He then takes out the wood of eucalyptus placed beneath his bed & lights it up by emitting laser beam from his eyes. This wood is now used to lead the way. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*Falls on the ground laughing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Detailed much?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You are making me fall in LOWE with genius baba all over again!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣HOLY he is sooo fine😳 Next super hero in making??or .. The first ever superhero...who inspired all the other superheros(Superman,spiderman,shaktimaan,krish...and so forth...) to opt for "Supergiri" as a profession??🤔

For two hours, he plays hide & seek with mosquitoes & bugs. Then, it's time for the so-called teeth-cleaning. He takes out two bamboo leaves from his inexhaustible stock of ancient materials & chews it for 1 min. He then goes outside, digs a hole of radius 5 cm, spits it into the hole & covers it with special clay.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣What in the ancient world??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣He digs hole to spit?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Gosh My dog wants to volunteer for this tasks..he loves digging hole...He can dig one in his a** as well.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He then studies 100 alien words from his 'pracheen vijhaankosh'.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣My heart goes all Hi chi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BREAKFAST: Dry papaya leaves mixed with mud & clay. This food is consumed until he gets a tendency to go to the toilet.

LUNCH: Pasta made of Grass & Hay.

SNACKS in the evening: Rat poison mixed with brick powder.

He fasts at night as a part of paramparaic tradition.

After 10 pm, it's time to send others to sleep; not by singing lullabies; but by mildly staring at them.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣OKEY there THAT'S IT.🤣🤣🤣I died.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He performs 'bhootnatya' till 12.30 pm and then sends himself to sleep; not by eating sleeping pills ; but by smelling the kurtha which he is wearing!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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