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Hey guys...I'm back...Ever wondered how oodi-baba stays so fit even at the age of 250??...Well, it's all about paramparaic diet...We, the 'bathameez' & 'besharam' youngsters of new generation according to boo-aah dadi, ought to learn a lot from this 'pracheen manushya' & his diet... Let's also have a look at his routine activities...
He gets up from bed at 2 am with the help of a paramparaic alarm. I think you'd be interested to know how this ingenious alarm works. First, oodi-baba builds a long pipe made of neem wood with openings at either ends. The pipe is arranged as per 'vaasthu-shastra' in such a way that its one end faces oodi-baba's pillow on his bed & the other faces a small meteorite (made in Jupiter) placed on the house's terrace. At exactly 2 am, a 'pashchim hawaa' blows. This wind pushes the meteorite into the pipe & it falls through the pipe & finally falls on oodi's bald head, producing a creepy 'ting ting' sound.
Oodi gets up from bed very carefully to make sure that he faces the east corner of the house at an angle of 45.6286 degrees with the horizontal.He then takes out the wood of eucalyptus placed beneath his bed & lights it up by emitting laser beam from his eyes. This wood is now used to lead the way.
For two hours, he plays hide & seek with mosquitoes & bugs. Then, it's time for the so-called teeth-cleaning. He takes out two bamboo leaves from his inexhaustible stock of ancient materials & chews it for 1 min. He then goes outside, digs a hole of radius 5 cm, spits it into the hole & covers it with special clay.
He then studies 100 alien words from his 'pracheen vijhaankosh'.
BREAKFAST: Dry papaya leaves mixed with mud & clay. This food is consumed until he gets a tendency to go to the toilet.
LUNCH: Pasta made of Grass & Hay.
SNACKS in the evening: Rat poison mixed with brick powder.
He fasts at night as a part of paramparaic tradition.
After 10 pm, it's time to send others to sleep; not by singing lullabies; but by mildly staring at them.
He performs 'bhootnatya' till 12.30 pm and then sends himself to sleep; not by eating sleeping pills ; but by smelling the kurtha which he is wearing!!!!!!!
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He gets up from bed at 2 am with the help of a paramparaic alarm. I think you'd be interested to know how this ingenious alarm works. First, oodi-baba builds a long pipe made of neem wood with openings at either ends. The pipe is arranged as per 'vaasthu-shastra' in such a way that its one end faces oodi-baba's pillow on his bed & the other faces a small meteorite (made in Jupiter) placed on the house's terrace. At exactly 2 am, a 'pashchim hawaa' blows. This wind pushes the meteorite into the pipe & it falls through the pipe & finally falls on oodi's bald head, producing a creepy 'ting ting' sound.
Oodi gets up from bed very carefully to make sure that he faces the east corner of the house at an angle of 45.6286 degrees with the horizontal.He then takes out the wood of eucalyptus placed beneath his bed & lights it up by emitting laser beam from his eyes. This wood is now used to lead the way.
For two hours, he plays hide & seek with mosquitoes & bugs. Then, it's time for the so-called teeth-cleaning. He takes out two bamboo leaves from his inexhaustible stock of ancient materials & chews it for 1 min. He then goes outside, digs a hole of radius 5 cm, spits it into the hole & covers it with special clay.
He then studies 100 alien words from his 'pracheen vijhaankosh'.
BREAKFAST: Dry papaya leaves mixed with mud & clay. This food is consumed until he gets a tendency to go to the toilet.
LUNCH: Pasta made of Grass & Hay.
SNACKS in the evening: Rat poison mixed with brick powder.
He fasts at night as a part of paramparaic tradition.
After 10 pm, it's time to send others to sleep; not by singing lullabies; but by mildly staring at them.
He performs 'bhootnatya' till 12.30 pm and then sends himself to sleep; not by eating sleeping pills ; but by smelling the kurtha which he is wearing!!!!!!!
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Note: None of my posts are intended to insult the actors who portray the roles...All these posts are aimed at the characters...
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