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According to His Highness Sir Krishna Singh Thakur's greatest realisation about LUB..students..we are going to have a detailed discussion about LUB,AFFAIR and PHEELINGS.
Theory is irrelevant ..do Practical Field work.Follow the sequence and you will also get Ph.D in LUB..your name and fame will be spread all over the world. Greatest chance to get huge female fan following.But you must have GOOD LOOK ..especially INTENSE EYES..and of course a ORTHODOX FAMILY BACKGROUND with NO EDUCATION..you must be 5vi fail.
1.Be a Judge about LUB taking the deciding factor that who won the hand to hand combat.
2. Have a cheap and below grade mentality about the womankind,think women are just use and throw products.
3. Plan to kidnap a girl just because she had slapped your follower for his misbehave.
4.You see the girl..if she attracts you then change your plan..but if she doesn't..then you can kidnap..and give her to your loyal friends to clear his accounts with her.
5.Now when you found her attractive,good looking..you just decide that she has to spend her life with you.Her consent is absolutely not required..you have decided ..that's all..why should she think?
6.Stalk her..follow her..scheme against her to get closed to her family..do various drama.
7.Though you are a school drop out..act as a University Topper if her father is a Professor of University.
8.To know her name..make you friend to take disguise of a Saint and fortune teller ..if that doesn't work..just shot your gun..no matter how crowded that place is..how many people get under others feet because of the chaos..then drag the girl..as you are doing dance in chance..take her to the Announcement tent..and fulfill your ear with her name from her own mouth...no matter how much she is scared..once you know her name..immediately get a tattoo of her name on your arm..so that your claim can be more powerful.So that people can sympathyse with you greatly.
9.Due to some misunderstanding..it will seem that she is in love with you ,as a matter of fact that she doesn't even know you..so what..you LUB her..and she must be on cloud 9.Believe what you want to..see what you want to see.
10.Harm others property like car and sometimes their reputation..when they are around your lady love.
11.Make chaos in her engagement party..shout the fullest even if she slaps you.. that can't be true..so what she tells that she had never seen you..so what she slaps you in public..that is not true..you stand by on your own thoughts..she can't like any other man..when you ..her HUNK is there.
12.Icing on the cake..please frame her brother in a false case..and mark a gentleman..who did no harm to you as a LANGOOR as he doesn't have the cool stylish look like you..the glittering jackets..the faded jeans like you..
13.Threat the girl to kill that langoor if she herself had chosen him as her life partner.Arre..how can she choose?You have already chosen her as your bride.Your only virtue is that you want to marry her.You are not after a one night stand.You want to make her your wife.So what that is totally done by force and blackmailing?
14.Make her life hell..make his family's life as a nightmare.Get mixed up with those people who are the roots of all these..who will take chance to the fullest of your misdeeds..sometimes they will write some names on a wall..sometimes they will give blank calls to the girl..but so what..you LUB her.
15.In short leave no chance for her to escape from you.Get married to her with her consent as she insisted you to send shagun..and after marriage..bla bla bla..as per your choice..
16.Make everyone's life hell..and your Parents will not blame you..for blaming she is there..she is the punching bag of your mother..sister..brother..father..even maid servant ..doesn't matter..you LUB her.
17.Take her to honeymoon..where the honey will be licked by bugs and the moon will be shaded by the cloud.You are the owner of her.She can't talk to other men.. she is your booked plot.No one can visit her..no other young man.If she meets someone..beat that jerk black and blue..and insult her in public..and that is justified...as she is educated..but you are not..you are free to do anything.
18.Force her to get physical with you..you are the husband..she is bound to sleep with you..her consent is not needed.Pull her hair..grab her neck..hurt her..abuse her..you are her LORD KRISHNA..PATI PARMESWAR..you are aalwayj right..
19.Fake about her non-existing pregnancy..so that your masculinity can be praised ..that is of course beyond any question.You don't have to worry..your family will blame her for faking..as you are too naive to fake.May be..to make the fake as reality she agrees to sleep with you..then mauja hi mauja..party karo..
20.Hold her throat every now and then..hurt her every now and then..make her to feel awkward by every action of yours.Beat that jerk who teased your sister-in-law..how dares he to follow your path..you are almighty..you can stalk anyone ,no other people can,never try to realise that he dared just because your misdeeds.
Follow this..you will be LUBED by every girl.As you tattooed her name on your arm ..you cut your arm to get married to her..you stood by not to change her name..you stopped your brother to hit her..you bring rabri for her..you are god.You make the phenomenon as a miracle.You are doing what you usually should do..it's your responsibility..as you don't want to be questioned about your love.
Don't worry..you are right..you make scenes..you fake..you hit..you hurt the girl.. she is your LUB..your wife..every agony has one remedy..YOU LUB HER..it's she who is being impossible.You are naive as you have no education and had a wrong upbringing..you rock..you are a gem of guy.Rabri,brought by you will wash all the bitterness by its sweetness..as you are soooooooooo sweet.So cheers to every one.
Students..I wish you all the best for your LUB LIFE.
Theory is irrelevant ..do Practical Field work.Follow the sequence and you will also get Ph.D in LUB..your name and fame will be spread all over the world. Greatest chance to get huge female fan following.But you must have GOOD LOOK ..especially INTENSE EYES..and of course a ORTHODOX FAMILY BACKGROUND with NO EDUCATION..you must be 5vi fail.
1.Be a Judge about LUB taking the deciding factor that who won the hand to hand combat.
2. Have a cheap and below grade mentality about the womankind,think women are just use and throw products.
3. Plan to kidnap a girl just because she had slapped your follower for his misbehave.
4.You see the girl..if she attracts you then change your plan..but if she doesn't..then you can kidnap..and give her to your loyal friends to clear his accounts with her.
5.Now when you found her attractive,good looking..you just decide that she has to spend her life with you.Her consent is absolutely not required..you have decided ..that's all..why should she think?
6.Stalk her..follow her..scheme against her to get closed to her family..do various drama.
7.Though you are a school drop out..act as a University Topper if her father is a Professor of University.
8.To know her name..make you friend to take disguise of a Saint and fortune teller ..if that doesn't work..just shot your gun..no matter how crowded that place is..how many people get under others feet because of the chaos..then drag the girl..as you are doing dance in chance..take her to the Announcement tent..and fulfill your ear with her name from her own mouth...no matter how much she is scared..once you know her name..immediately get a tattoo of her name on your arm..so that your claim can be more powerful.So that people can sympathyse with you greatly.
9.Due to some misunderstanding..it will seem that she is in love with you ,as a matter of fact that she doesn't even know you..so what..you LUB her..and she must be on cloud 9.Believe what you want to..see what you want to see.
10.Harm others property like car and sometimes their reputation..when they are around your lady love.
11.Make chaos in her engagement party..shout the fullest even if she slaps you.. that can't be true..so what she tells that she had never seen you..so what she slaps you in public..that is not true..you stand by on your own thoughts..she can't like any other man..when you ..her HUNK is there.
12.Icing on the cake..please frame her brother in a false case..and mark a gentleman..who did no harm to you as a LANGOOR as he doesn't have the cool stylish look like you..the glittering jackets..the faded jeans like you..
13.Threat the girl to kill that langoor if she herself had chosen him as her life partner.Arre..how can she choose?You have already chosen her as your bride.Your only virtue is that you want to marry her.You are not after a one night stand.You want to make her your wife.So what that is totally done by force and blackmailing?
14.Make her life hell..make his family's life as a nightmare.Get mixed up with those people who are the roots of all these..who will take chance to the fullest of your misdeeds..sometimes they will write some names on a wall..sometimes they will give blank calls to the girl..but so what..you LUB her.
15.In short leave no chance for her to escape from you.Get married to her with her consent as she insisted you to send shagun..and after marriage..bla bla bla..as per your choice..
16.Make everyone's life hell..and your Parents will not blame you..for blaming she is there..she is the punching bag of your mother..sister..brother..father..even maid servant ..doesn't matter..you LUB her.
17.Take her to honeymoon..where the honey will be licked by bugs and the moon will be shaded by the cloud.You are the owner of her.She can't talk to other men.. she is your booked plot.No one can visit her..no other young man.If she meets someone..beat that jerk black and blue..and insult her in public..and that is justified...as she is educated..but you are not..you are free to do anything.
18.Force her to get physical with you..you are the husband..she is bound to sleep with you..her consent is not needed.Pull her hair..grab her neck..hurt her..abuse her..you are her LORD KRISHNA..PATI PARMESWAR..you are aalwayj right..
19.Fake about her non-existing pregnancy..so that your masculinity can be praised ..that is of course beyond any question.You don't have to worry..your family will blame her for faking..as you are too naive to fake.May be..to make the fake as reality she agrees to sleep with you..then mauja hi mauja..party karo..
20.Hold her throat every now and then..hurt her every now and then..make her to feel awkward by every action of yours.Beat that jerk who teased your sister-in-law..how dares he to follow your path..you are almighty..you can stalk anyone ,no other people can,never try to realise that he dared just because your misdeeds.
Follow this..you will be LUBED by every girl.As you tattooed her name on your arm ..you cut your arm to get married to her..you stood by not to change her name..you stopped your brother to hit her..you bring rabri for her..you are god.You make the phenomenon as a miracle.You are doing what you usually should do..it's your responsibility..as you don't want to be questioned about your love.
Don't worry..you are right..you make scenes..you fake..you hit..you hurt the girl.. she is your LUB..your wife..every agony has one remedy..YOU LUB HER..it's she who is being impossible.You are naive as you have no education and had a wrong upbringing..you rock..you are a gem of guy.Rabri,brought by you will wash all the bitterness by its sweetness..as you are soooooooooo sweet.So cheers to every one.
Students..I wish you all the best for your LUB LIFE.
Anupamaa
