Part 18
Exhausted from running around smarty they both sank on the sofa. Battling for breath, krishna spoke " do me a favour today u make breakfast i'm really tired".
P: so am i and anyway breakfast is yr responsibility. get to work
K: MERCY
P: i'm hungry and if i dont get food mai tumhe kacha jaba dalungi
K: OH NO yr a cannibal............. HELP
They both started laughing and krishna managed to fall from the sofa, which made pratigya laugh more.
Every 1 was in a hurry SS cud be arriving anytime. The stage was set, lights, mike everything in working order. The crowd had gathered to hear SS speech. All were present except SS and Adarsh. they were late. Much to Adarsh's bad luck, SS was sitting in the toilet reliving himself and adarsh standing as a gaurd outside. A(thinks): "Krishna yr dead". SS walked out sticking one end of his dear dhoti in his pocket.
A: chale der ho chuki hai
SS: ha ha pehle yeh flush kardo..... hame flush karna nahi aata is angrezi sandaas main
Saying this he walked away leaving adarsh to FLUSH.😆😆😆
*After the rally*
SS was sitting in the office thinking how easy it was to fool those people to vote for him. they agreed so easily in return for all the empty promise he made. All proud of himself he sat sipping tea. Shakti walked in with a suitcase.
Sh: bauji yeh dus la........ (noticing adarsh) aai secratary baahar ja
Adarsh walked out but stood near the door
Sh: bauji paise lay aaya hu
SS: acha hai ab uss saale ka phoneva aane de
A(thinking): goody...... i''ll inform krishna.
He didnt notice shakti walking out and catching him spying.
Sh: aaaai ka sun raha tha bea
A: kuch nahi
Sh: aacha toh kya deewar se chipke huve ho ki door jakar kare nahi ho sakte the
A: sorry... agli baar door khade rahenge
Sh; agli baar jasoosi kii toh yaad rakhna
Shakti walked away and adarsh went back in only to walk back out escorting SS on another trip to the loo (and ya helping him flush).🤣
Krishna and pratigya after a minor fight on whose getting up to make breakfast picked chits. Pratigya's name came and she had to make breakfast. While cleaning the table after breakfast she found the two chits. Staring at them she discovered both the words looked identical to each other. she picked them up and took them to krishna who had discovered another magazine and was engrossed in it. Giving the first chit she asked " whats written on it??"
K: krishna (and went back to reading)
P: and on this one (showing the other chit)
K(irritated that he was disturbed): both the chits have my name............oops
Krishna bit his tongue realising his mistake.
P: wasnt one of the chits suppose to have my name??
K: ya but i was too tired to get up so i.....
P: tricked me!!
K(sweet smile): sorry
P: u... uu... . (Picking up a pillow and planning to hit him an idea struck her.)
P: i'm not going to hit u but i'll punish u
K: punish..... my god i'm scared teacherji
P: shut up.... ur going to teach me to read and write.. so next time u cant trick me like this
K: sounds fair...... when do u want to start??
P: Now
Buniya was pacing up and down near the door. SS was supposed to come anytime now with news of her daughter. Dadi was bugged with a servant forgetting to put sugar in her tea was now bugging the servant by ringing a large bell near the servants poor ear. The servant was looking at buniya asking for mercy. But buniya ignored her. Then, she heared the cars arriving. SS and shakti walked in.
SS: amma... bund kar apna ghanta............. aaaai thakurain kaha mar gayi
Amma irritated with her torture session cut short went back to her seat and sat quitely. Her face was looking like a irritated kid whos toys were stolen. some stupid fool had hidden her tray of bells and left her with only one. She wanted her bells back.
B: ka huva humri beti ka kuch pata chala
SS: nahi abtak us saale no phoneva nahi kiya
B: police main khabar kardete hai
SS: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai................... thakurain apna dimag na chala. agar us nitin ke bache ko pata chal toh.....
B: par humri beti..
SS: chup... hum jo sakta hai kar rahe haina.... tu paani ke liyae bhi nahi puchegi aapne pani ko kya??
B: lati hu
*tring tring*
SS: haaaalu
V: paise tayaar hai
SS: haa....
V: acha hai ab us paise ko St george orphanage aur Junes hospital mai daan kardo
SS(angry): KYAAA......... itne saare paise mai daan du
V: HA
The phone went dead.
SS: saala haat mai toh aaa gala muron dunga
Adarsh had come to talk to krishna. Krishna was rolling on the floor laughing like anything hearing SS"s antics. Adarsh was irritated at his best frnd laughing at his predicament.
A: itni haasi aa rahi hai
K: tumne dhoti pehni???? aur FLUSH (laughing more)
A: aur kya karta ??? karna para
K: usne tumse flush karvaya (HAHAHAHAHA)
A: ab yeh sab choro kaam par aaye
K: us se pehle yeh suno.... Pratigya brought a bird into the house. ........ (telling him the rest of the tale)
A: my god ..... paka se sajjan sigh ki hi beti hai
Both were enjoying the joke. Pratigya sat quietly in the corner. She still was curious to know what these people were upto. suddenly, adarsh phone rang. He motioned every1 to be silent
A: hello
Rolli(R):aap kab tak ghar aayenge??
A: rolli??? tumho
R: to aap ko kaun laga??
A: ko nahi... main ek ghante main aata hu.
R: thik he
Adarsh put the phone down.
K: itni berukhi se baat kyu
A: kuch nahi...... mai chalta hu
K: dost ke nate kehta hu............. bhool ja usse.,.... rolli ke saat ek nai shuruvat karo
A: bye
Adarsh left and krishna locked the door. Turning to pratigya he asked about dinner
P: kuch puch sakti hu??
K: kya??
P: whos rooli and who were u telling him to forget.
K: his first love
P: Rolli???
K: noo some1 else. rolli's his wife
P: if he didnt love her y did he marry her
K: family forced him
P: what hapened to that girl??
K: i dont want to talk
Walking away leaving pratigya more confused.
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