Intresting Article abt Uttaran & other soaps in DC

Thanks Godji. Bidaai mein Sadhana and Alekh are finally one, and Akshara-Naitik of Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai are going all lovey-dovey. Poor things! So many mountains these prem ke panchi had to cross just to rub chonch se chonch. Anyway, all is well now.
But hai-hai, baki sab ki love story toh fully barbad ho gai hai. Check out any serial. All varieties of churails have turned prem ki jaani-dushman.
Since I'm ahimsa ki pujarin, I have thought of my own way of punishing these churails — Yoga asanas, special ones reserved for the top two witches, and general ones for the rest.
General ones first. I would like to subject Omi bhaiyya of Yeh Pyar Na Hoga Kam and Ammaji of Laado (both Colors) to what Swami Ramdev makes all fatties do — chakki peesing and peesing... 60 from the left, and 60 from the right.
Now the special ones. Tapasya (Uttaran), that mother of all churails, has again created problems for Ichcha. First she took lovely Veer away from Ichcha, and now she has poisoned Vansh's heart and mind against Ichcha. My plan is that Tapasya and her naani are made to sit back-to-back while all her and Veer-Vansh's family members sit around them in a circle and start doing vigorous Kapalbhati. Fast-fast, uuh... uuh... uuh... aiming all their nosies se nikle boogers at them. Fachak, fachak, large and tiny gooey bits should land on their eyes, nose, lips... This should be repeated every day in the morning and evening.
Bhagyavidhata (Colors) mein that Punpun-walli is also at it again. Even after getting a proper chappalon se dhulai, she is not at all sudhroed. Kutte ki dum and all that, you know. She is again after Bindiya and the quivering sister, and is not even sparing Raja and his sweet teacher wife. My Brahmastra is reserved for her — Pawan-mukt asana. Haan-haan that same one where smelly, lethal gasses are discharged. The entire Bhagyavidhata clan should first have a large, lavish meal of mooli parathas and rajma, then sit in a tight circle around Punpun-walli, lie on their backs, fold their legs, hold them close to their chests and, bums targetting Punpun, start doing severe rocking. Punpun-walli should neither be allowed to close her eyes or nostrils. Bus, anulom, vilom.