Manav Social Services (MSS)- The Press Release-pg4

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Manav Social Services

Encouraged by the earth-shattering success of Satish Matrimonial Services, Manav decides to start his NGO namely Manav Social Services (MSS). Baisc difference between SMS and MSS is that MSS will be dependent on some external funds unlike SMS which runs on client money. Following are some key features of MSS.

1. MSS concentrates on women and their problems. It will help all those women who are in trouble. Women who have conceived before marriage and their lovers have deserted them or are no more, are the ones MSS loves to help out.

2. MSS encourages women for "doing everything" with their boy friends/friends/strangers that too without compromising on the pleasure point of view. If you conceive, MSS will arrange a man, who will tie the knot with you. If he is married, he will divorce his wife and go ahead with this marriage. Mr. Manav the MD has already set an example for all male Indians.

3. Another attractive feature is "free sindoor distribution". MSS employees always carry sindoor with them. They can put sindoor on any girl, in case she needs it or some fatherly/motherly figures demand for it. Be it a temple or even road side, just call MSS, they will send their employee to fill you 'maang'

4. If the girl in distress or, any girl without any problem wants to go out or go for a blind date, MSS employees are there. One of the employees will take her to restaurant/fast food centre or at least pav bhaji stall, will talk to her with all warmth, hold her hands in the most lovable way and if the girl wishes for more MSS guy will go ahead for that also.

5. MSS has thought of some mind blowing policies for engagements. If the girl's father is going abroad, they will conduct her engagement with a very short notice of 3-4 hours. If the man is yet not divorced, they will conduct the ceremony in the most confidential manner. However, they are clueless on how to control the father or any realtive, if they discuss about it in public.

6. If you are conducting any pooja at your home and your spouse is absent, MSS will send your requirement to you with a very short notice.

7. Mr. Manav is fighting a case in Mumbai high court. He has requested the honourable court to allow him and his employees for multiple marriages. That's how he can serve the women better.

8. Employee Requirement:

MSS needs 5-6 advocates for making quick divorces. Other than that they need some strong hearted girls, who will control the public in case any illegal engagement is going on. No. of vacancies are there for male members who can marry such girls.

9. SMS has offered to tie up with MSS to help them in marriages, remarriages, divorces and redivorces. SMS MD Satish has appointed Rasika to take care of this tie up project.

10. Contact MSS in the toll free no: 1200-8978-5666-5214 or you may write to manav.deshmukh@mss.com

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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣 🤣

no words to describe!! 🤣 amazing job 👏 🤣
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nice work loved 3rd feature its really funny. cool keep it up
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🤣 Hilarious 🤣

SD awesome work.. I love ur sarcastic description.. SOme1 should make CV's read this 🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Thanks for the appreciation.
Just now got a call from Manav that he has already recieved applications from 238 'distressed' girls (Shravani type). Based on these applications, Manav is going to apply for funds from World women's welfare organization. 1500 girls have applied in advance before "doing everything" with their boy friends. In case their mates desert them, MSS will come to their rescue.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🥳A dedicated website and a toll free number! oh ghosh, that was one hilarious post out of SD bhai's bag!

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Posted: 15 years ago
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words cannot describe this brilliant piece of work ..
I died laughing here ....
You are going to kill me SD....
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Posted: 15 years ago
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SD, one day u'll surely kill me !! nd u r saying me to get well soon 😆 that was spot on !! I was 🤣 throughout the whole post !! the #3 was d bst !!!!!!! 🤣
Keep it coming !
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣..nearly fell off my bed......
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Posted: 15 years ago
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gr8 job yaar SD
creating employment at the same time😆

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