Manav Social Services (MSS)- The Press Release-pg4

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Posted: 15 years ago

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free sindoor distribution.... 😆😆 great work !!!

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Posted: 15 years ago

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Wow after sms now it id mss.let's wait and watch how Manav will make it successful.

bye the way great ideas👏👏.waiting to see how this one goes. i think mss will increase its features in future for sure

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MSS Activities- A Media Release

MD Manav had a meeting with the media and unveiled some key happenings going on at MSS.

1. Girish has been given the chief advisor post. He in fact gets multiple responsibilities. He will be also the one to negotiate with the funding agencies.

2. Shravani is the chief operational officer as well as the marketing lead. She will accompany Girish while discussing with funding agencies and show her miserable face (roti hui churail jaisi expressionless shakal). The MD feels her face has a million dollar value. People can estimate the grief of a distressed girl (definition of distressed girl has already been given in the previous post) from her face and will donate huge funds.

3. First corporate level meeting was organized yesterday. Shravani presented a ppt on the topic "Making of a distressed girl". Only the key points of this presentation were told before the media and the main content was kept hidden. So the bullet points of the ppt on why a normal girl gets converted to a distressed one are:

It is very easy to fall in love. If you are talking to a boy even for once, every chance is there to fall in love with him. If you are helping him go aborad or get a job, then you have every right to sleep with him.

Love is incomplete until and unless the couple share the bed. So there is a minimal time lag between falling in love and 'realizing' it.

No compromise on pleasure aspects. Lovers have the "jo hoga dekha jayega" attitude while doing this most natural activity and hate any 'deewar' between them.

If the mate dies or ditches the girl, the girl does not prefer to abort the child provided her ex has a handsome brother. This child becomes her most lethal weapon to win the handsome guy.

4. MSS is going to conduct a training/workshop for all distressed/undistressed girls on how to win your man. Shravani is going to cover two topics in the work shop namely, "facial expression techniques" and "false adamance on keeping the child". Manav has requested her to take up the rest other topics also as he is not getting other faculty for this. The topics are "No Deewar", "Readymade Love" and "Instant Possesion".

5. Steering committee members of SMS and MSS are going to meet soon to discuss about their possible tie up. The meeting will have Satish, Kaka and Rasika from SMS and of course Manav, Shrvani and Girish from MSS.