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Private and confidential and completely ridiculous
LuLand Hospital Staff Register:-
Physician: Dr Pareshan (recently interviewed by Ayysha)
Ear Nose Throat Specialist: Dr Kangala Nak
Eye Specialist: Dr Kaamyab (premeer are his most grateful patients)
General Surgeon: Dr Chaku Daku
Gynaecologist: Dr Vandy Risky
Gastro Specialist: Dr Phulphul PetBhara
Sleep disorder Specialist: Dr Sapna (also gayab. I am spamming her with emails and calls to voicemail)
Head of Accident and Emergency: Dr Haldika Dhoodh
Neurosurgeon: Dr Nazuk Halke
Dietitian: Dr Karela Sweets
Speech Therapist: Dr Bor Bhashan
Cardiologist '.Dr Resmi( aap resign karrahe hai? Lekin kyun? Mat jaaiye please)
Cardiologist(replacement): Dr Dhak Dhak
Skin Specialist: Dr FairandLovely
Orthopedic Surgeon : Dr Bipasha Bones
Physiotherapist: Dr Ahunahun Twist
Cardiothoracic Surgeon: Dr Dilchor Badmash
Pathologist: Dr Kusum Cutup
Head of Lab: Professor Estee Bhayanak (involved in cloning research)
Hair Regrowth Specialist: Dr PhiggyWiggy
Paediatrician : Dr Brainchild (looks after very intelligent kids with higher iq than adults)
Geriatrician : Dr Bunty Everyoung (Luland folk are getting younger thanks to him)
Head Nurse : Sister Premki Diwani
Ambulance Driver : Driver Uncle (the most respected member of staff and distant relative of Heer's)
Plastic Surgeon: Dr Kamal Kaash
Radiologist : Dr Kilkil Eksri
Radiologist : Dr Kilkil Eksri
Further news:
Dr Haldika is very annoyed with Ash for stealing Prem and treating him.
Dr Phulphul has told me that Gay3 has some gastric probs. and that's why she has all these weird facial expressions. also Dr Nazuk thinks that shock therapy might restore Gay3 to original sweet personality.
Dr Kamal Kaash will not reveal who he did a face reconstruction on recently.
Dr Cutup says she never saw the body of Veera and did not do an autopsy.
Dr Shayad replaced by Dr Madhavi (madz) Kuldimag.
Dr Kilkil Eksri says that a CT scan of Heer's brain showed......nothing.
Dr Shayad replaced by Dr Madhavi (madz) Kuldimag.
Dr Kilkil Eksri says that a CT scan of Heer's brain showed......nothing.
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
Seher Hone Ko Hai
