Welcome to our very own Agle Janam Mohe Bitiya Hi Kijo Awards!!๐ฅณ
Guys, I am seriously tired of presenting in our section...GOTWs, MOTWs and what not. So I decided to ask someone else to present our awards. ๐
Any guesses who will be presenting? It is our all time favourite Gangiya!!โญ๏ธ๐ Please welcome her.
"Thankoo thankoo Mitesh. Let's call all the Satyanasis to the awards..
Ehhh Jamauni quickly change your clothes!! Solly solly, I didn't realise we have an audience. Satyanas. Please clap for chote boss, Ranbijay!!"
[Lights and camera focus on Ranvijay]
Gangiya: "Kem cho Ranbijay ji?"๐
Ranvijay: "Gangiya, since when did you become a Guju?"๐ฒ
Gangiya: "Arre that Satyanasi Mitesh taught it me.."๐๐
Ranvijay: "Ohh really? Where is Jamuni?"๐
Gangiya: "Ranbijay she is coming soon. She is with Gursharan๐คฃ

Next we have the Thakurian."
Gangiya: "Big mouth, small talk, but why are you so sad always Bade Thakurian?"
Thakurian: "I am sad because I lost Minakshi on the way to the awards. She said she is the dada of IF and had to bully Mrs SIR."๐
Gangiya: "Where is the Thakur, Bade Thakurian?"๐
Thakurian: "He is at home plotting a new scheme to get Laali and Shekar closer. Ranbijay must be waiting for me. I will make my way inside."๐
"Satyanas...Mitesh I feel solly for you. Hard job this is. Oh oh we have someone coming. It is Buxxerwali with Siddeshwari!!"๐
Gangiya: "Buxxerwali ji, I like your saree"๐
Siddeshwari: "Arre you don't like my saree kya?"๐ฒ๐
Gangiya: "Haan haan it is lubly"๐
Buxxerwali: "I don't like it Siddeshwari.."๐๐ผ๐ณ
Siddeshwari: "Just look at it! It is so bad. Maaji gave me this saree. Gangiya is there a shisha here?"๐๐
Gangiya: "Yeah there is one in the girls bathroom but Sukirti princess says she wants to gift you a mirror, so I recomend you wait."๐
Buxxerwali: "Has that Laali come?"๐
Siddeshwari: "Yeah she took all my stuff"๐ก
Gangiya: "Jao abhi. We have more guests coming. That satyanasi is not here yet...
Thakur ji, welcomezzzzzzzzz welcomezzzzzzzzzz"
Gangiya: "Thakur why are you pointing a finger?"๐
Thakur: I am pointing because I know what you are up to!"๐ณ
Gangiya: "What am...amm I ...I upp to?"
Thakur: "You can't work for the AJMBHK Development team all your life Gangiya. Who will help round the Haveli?"๐๐
Gangiya: "Pheww...I thought you knew about Ranbi...(what am I doing๐). No no, Mitesh is helping inside. I just saw Gur walking towards the stage. Thakur saab this is just part time you know. Who is this with you?"๐
Thakur: "This is Tintiny. A lot of IF members recomended her posts.๐ So I read them all and I love it!! I personally invited Tintiny over.."๐
Tintiny: "Aaj Ki Do Baatein.. 1) The Thakur is being very kind.๐ณ 2) I am looking forward to the awards."๐
Gangiya: "You are welcomezzz Tintiny and Thakur ji. Please go inside and have a sheat..
Satyanas, who is this..?"๐ฒ๐ฒ
Jamuni: "Mai it is me Jamuni"๐ณ
Gangiya: "Satyanas, I told you to dress to impress.๐ก What is this satyanasi you are wearing?"๐๐ผ
Jamuni: "Sameera (sami01) gifted it to me. She said you will look good in it."๐
Gangiya: "That satyanasi told you will look good in it? Go back and change!"๐ก
Jamuni: "No mai, I have been told that Sameera is a part of the awards and I want to personally thank her with her dress."๐
Gangiya: "At this rate my job is done. Haan Jao abhi, what are you staring at? Least I have a sense of fashion!"๐๐
Random person: "Behenji can you tell me where the awards are?"๐
Gangiya: "You called me behenji? Do I look like a behenji?"๐ฒ๐ก
Nanku: "Forgive me. I am late for the awards so am in a rush with my family"
Munna: "Mai, that aunty looks like a bhoot"๐ค
Majri: "Chupp Muna"๐ก
[Gangiya not happy]
Gangiya: "You are Laali's father right?"๐
Nanku: "Haan haan, I hope she wins some awards"โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
Gangiya: "That satyanasi has won the whole Haveli. What will she do with Awards?"๐คฃ
[Nanku confused]
Gangiya: "The hall is through those doors. Jao.
By God, since when did Loha ke pita start hanging out with Laali and Shekhar?"
Loha's father: "Ehh Gangiya, move out of my way. I might have to fake death if I fall on you"๐
Gangiya: "Why?"๐
Loha's father: "So I win the best actor award"๐
Shekhar: "Bapuji there is no best actor award"๐ค
Laali: "What kind of awards are these?"๐ฒ
Gangiya: "These are India-Forums Member awards"๐ก
Shekhar: "Yeah to celebrate those members who visit IF and talk about us."๐
Loha's father: "Someone actually talks about me too?"๐ฒ๐ฒ๐
Gangiya: "Yeah more people would talk about you if that satyanasi (Laali) didn't keep crying on-screen.๐ก Now walk inside...it will take you lot another 5 hours at this rate...by when the awards must have finished.๐
Oi, satyanasi!"
Mitesh: "You speaking to me?"๐ฒ๐
Gangiya: "Who else?! Chal now you finish off the awards."
Mitesh: "Why should I? I am paying you. Plus I can raise your warning level"๐
Gangiya: "I will call Ranbijay to beat you up. Don't mess with me satyanasi."๐ก
Mitesh: "Okay okay, sorry. Thanks for helping"
So guys we have our audience! I personally want to thank Gangiya for partially helping me out.๐๐ผ I also want to add that anything said in this post about any member is nothing more then a joke to lighten the thread. The awards are about us so I decided to incorporate our members too.๐
Now for the awards. Well there have been quite a few nominations. Some categories have got a draw. The top three for each category have been chosen.
Each of our member has been personally awarded signatures. Please use them guys. Gur and myself have put a lot of effort into the awards.๐
Laali: "Mitesh ji, it is bbbbbbbreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkk timmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee"
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Welcome back. Let's start the awards. Laali, if you may๐
Laali: "The Agle Janam Mohe Bitiya Hi Kijo categories are:
General Categories
Sabko Hasane wala Sadasaya (Funny)
Sabse Pyaara Sadasya (Sweet)
Sabse Madadgaar Sadasya (Helpful)
Samajdaar Sadasya (Mature)
Sabse Zaada Active Sadasaya
Best Naya Sadasya (New Member)
Sadasaya jo sab se acchi ek lines likhta hai (best one liners)
Sabse Kalakaar Sadasya (Creative)
Khabroo Sadasaya (News Resporter)
Bhola Sadasya (Innocent)
Biggest fan of Laali
Biggest fan of Shekhar
Biggest fan of Sideshwar
Biggest fan of Shali (Shekhar - Laali)
Biggest fan of Shekhar - Sideshwari"
Thank you Laali.๐ So the winners for each category are: General Categories
Sabko Hasane wala Sadasaya (Funny) goes to:
1) Punkan ka ladla, Gur (Gur.N.cool): Gursharan, did you dress to impress too?๐๐
2) Philosophical Tintiny!!๐๐
3) Draw between: Minakshi, rzji and magnificent me.โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
Looks like we have a lot of cartoons in the section, hey Gangiya.
Gangiya: "They are all satyanasis personally. The Thakur should have won this award..."
Link: http://i34.tinypic.com/10po6y0.jpg
Sabse Pyaara Sadasya (Sweet) goes to:
1) Bak bak machine Minakshi.๐๐
2) Good boy Gursharan!!๐
3) Draw between: rzji, Mariam (Ofelia), Mrs SIR, nyc001 & aandhanikaโญ๏ธ
Jamuni: "You guys are sweet as me and Laali๐ณ"
Link: http://i37.tinypic.com/30vlv8z.jpg
Sabse Madadgaar Sadasya (Helpful) goes to
1) Punjab ka King Gursharan!!๐๐
2) Gujarati goody goody, Mitesh (magnificent me)๐
3) Draw between: Neela, Laali4Shekhar & Minakshi.โญ๏ธ
Thakur: "ACHEEEE! Bahauttt ache!!๐ This is what I expect from Agle Janam viewers. If anyone is not helpful then they are not worthy watching my show!"๐
Link: http://i33.tinypic.com/r2romg.jpg
Samajdaar Sadasya (Mature) goes to:
1) Mean mod Mitesh.๐
2) Thoughtful tintiny
3) Draw between: Mrs SIR & Devashree.โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
Loha's father: "So are you all mature like me - age wise?"๐คฃ
Link: http://i38.tinypic.com/143zu3q.jpg
Sabse Zaada Active Sadasaya goes to:
1) Midnight browsing Minakshi!๐
2) rzji!!๐๐
3) Gur (Gur.N.cool)
Shekar: "I personally came to congratulate Minakshi. Well done girl."๐๐ผ
Link: http://i37.tinypic.com/2l9jms1.jpg
Best Naya Sadasya (New Member) goes to:
1) Very new Vineeta!๐๐
2) Draw between: Roma11, Sameera (sami01) & Mariam (Ofelia)โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
Ganeshiya: "I just came running (huff puff). I made it on time, woohoo! Well done Vineeta. Don;t disappear in two days like I did from the show."๐คฃ
Link: http://i35.tinypic.com/15o9n68.jpg
Sadasaya jo sab se acchi ek lines likhta hai (best one liners) goes to:
1) Isn't it obvious? Tintiny!!๐๐๐
2) rzji!!โญ๏ธ
Thakurian: "Well done Tintiny. I am soo proud....uuooooooOOOUCCCH!"
[Thakur pushes Thakurian off the stage]
Thakur: "How wouldn't I come to give this award out? Well done tintiny again!๐๐ผ Thakuriannnn, leave a man's job to a man!"๐
Link: http://i34.tinypic.com/2vmbp8j.jpg
Sabse Kalakaar Sadasya (Creative) goes to: 1) Draw between: Mrs SIR and Sharona!! Well done both of you!
2) Draw between: Sukirti Princess, Rani1224patel, sami01 & tintiny!โญ๏ธ
Thakurian: "Bas! I have had enough! Producers have said I am allowed to give it awards, you heard Loha!๐ก [Woahh Thakurian is mad๐] Well done girls. Keep up the good work."๐๐
Link: http://i37.tinypic.com/mt82fd.jpg
Khabroo Sadasaya (News Resporter) goes to:
1) Promoking!๐
2) Lubly Laali4Shekhar๐
3) Draw between: Niveditha & Minakshiโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
Ranvijay: "Haan haan, well done. Can someone tell me where Jamuni is? I thought she was on the stage a few minutes ago. Ohhh ohh there she. Oi Jamuni....okay okay got to go."๐
Link: http://i33.tinypic.com/23vff39.jpg
Bhola Sadasya (Innocent) goes to:
1) Draw between: Anything but innocent Minakshi๐ & jaan234!!๐๐
2) Draw between: Laali4Shekhar, Vineeta, rzji & Mitesh.
Laali: "I am innocent so I will present these. Wah, what a random lot. ๐ How many of these are really innocent? I have my doubts on that all of them.๐ณ I will drag them to Dus Ka dum and get Salman to beat them all up. Then we will see who is really innocent."๐
Link: http://i36.tinypic.com/2q03hvn.jpg
Show Related Awards
Biggest fan of Laali goes to:
1) Laali4Shekhar
2) Gur
3) Mitesh
Link: http://i38.tinypic.com/2nv4j6g.jpg
Biggest fan of Shekhar goes to:
1) Minakshi
2) Devashree
3) Draw between: Sillykitty & rzji.
Link: http://i35.tinypic.com/24o2g6u.jpg
Biggest fan of Sideshwari goes to:
1) Sukirti Princess
2) Rushey107
3) SaleemKamil
Siddeshwari: "Arre wah! All of you look stunning with those awards. How does my make-up look?"๐
Link: http://i35.tinypic.com/jfubzb.jpg
Biggest fan of Shali (Shekhar - Laali) goes to:
1) Minakshi๐
2) Mrs SIR!!๐
3) Mariam (Ofelia).โญ๏ธ
Link: http://i35.tinypic.com/2cehrw6.jpg
Biggest fan of Shekhar - Sideshwari goes to:
1) By miles Sukirti Princess.๐๐ผ
2) Draw between: Rushey107 & SaleemKamil๐
Okay guys. So you have all won a lot of awards.๐๐ Who gets which siggy?๐ Well the top 2 of each category can use the sigs. Try to use as many sigs as you have won and use them for a week please. ๐ This section needs promoting!๐๐
Gangiya can we have you back again..๐
Gangiya: "Haan haan, time to say ghoo bhai now kem?"
Mitesh: "Yuppp..๐"
Gangiya: "Today's awards were sponsered by..
Have hair as beautiful as Siddeshwari๐ฒ๐

Desi Kurtas: Look and feel sexy as Shekhar๐๐
Chalo satyanasis. The awards are over. Crawl back to the Haveli with Bapuji."
Thank you to everyone who participated. I hope everyone had fun.๐
It is a Zee TV Production๐คฃ
..boy am I good or what?๐๐