7th KRANTIKARI OF THE WEEK:Ranjna - Page 7

Originally posted by: jyoti06

Ranju your captions were hilarious😆😆..Mamaji prefers to die than staying with a hitler😆..and Raj thinks Jagat kaka is faster than Kranti😆😆😆....superb stuff👏👏

Enjoyed reading your stories also😳...and now I m coming with the final assault😈...I m extending your KOTW for one more week so that I get some nice quality time to grill u😉😆

Here is my list of questions😳

If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?

He is naked ofcourse 😉 dont they stay in water and sand.

Is the glass half empty or half full?

Half full always the thirst vanishes even after half glass of water isnt it.😊

Is there an end to the skies?

No otherwise I would not be using the term sky is the limit now this ambiguity saves a lot of trouble 😆😆

What lies beyond the mountains?

Valley 😛

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Life would have been easier whith very limited choices and sure results.😛

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Using the shovel.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

So that the attandent can sleep (psychological affect.) Dont we know about the sleeping night guards.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Have we seen a laughing cow. I want to see one first then decide about the milk 😆😆

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Nothing sticks to TEFLON but they never said that TEFLON never sticks to anything.😃

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Simple you chase the light with the light speed 😆😆

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Lot of drivers are blind people with vision.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Parkways are public and driveways are not.😉

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

As it might confuse americans LOL 😆

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you

transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

But I have always shipped my cargo.😛

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

How will they make the insurance companies pay then.😛

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Usually men do that and we know that they can't multitask anyways for them listening to music is also a task. 😉

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

It is talking about objects and my finger is not one.😛

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

yum yand yen you know .😛

Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?

May be they shouid call it a apeaker set 😆

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Sharing of burden may be 😛

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

I wish it would actually go off mostl of the times.

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Personal openion Yes it is .😃

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Oh now I know why is it used to describe you know what ....😆😆

someone said a while ago that english is a funny language trust me I have worked as a kanguage trainer and never understood this like why we spell the past tense of read as read and not red.

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Cos of the repair which is ongoing all the time. (mindless)

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Just to give a feel of space to the inhabitants.

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Then it would turn bitter.😛

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

It always does isnt it.

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Now there is a difference here Flammable are things only and inflammable can be used to describe someones words as well. (Slightly technical which dont understand myself)

How can someone "draw a blank"?

When someones mind goes blank 😛

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Yes there should be

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Hmm dont know that one

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Now you are there to die yes but why dirty your head with birdshit (mindless again)

What is another word for "gdfgaurus"?

What is this you tell me that please 😛

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

general foam may be.

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

What does it sound like then ????😕😕

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Thats the job right.😛

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

It is the slogan for the supporters of the opposing team trying to say Take me out of the ball game. Another of the gimmic of marketing people you know.

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Cos they are standing (mindless once again)

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Do we have those many monopolies to have more 😛

Does a fish get

cramps after eating?

Never asked 😛

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Le me slow down on my typing to think about it 😛

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

Actually they try to sound optimistic by saying that isnt it.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Poor thing lands before he could think of an alternate.😆

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. Why??😕

You are telling a man so do I have to say anything beyond that.

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

Cant imagine actually

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?

Real lemons come cheaper and how will hey sell the lemon juice for such a price then. 😛

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?

What bottle please elucidate the materail then i shall think 😉

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

But they dont speak english anyways.

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Hmm thinking let me give it a try will answer this one after a year now. experimenting 😉

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

But how do you ascertain the flavor of nouse for that.

Why do they report power outages on TV?

I am also comfused about it trust me .

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

ADS

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Not humans definitely (english is a funny language I told you)

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Then he can think what ever he wants who cares anyways. By the way if he is a forest why is he still bothered about women's openion.

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Men are usually married and hence wise female influence. 😉

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Thinking again.😕

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

I take it and have a candy.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

As he is the one responsible for you becoming broke eventually.

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?

A share of the loot may be.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Absolutely.

Oh and don't try to find any logic here Ranju..because its coming from my head..so u can understand😉😆😆..All the best and take your time..u can answer it in parts also😳..

I hv given these questions to Sam also earlier...and now giving it to u just to check your sense of humour😛

Will come up with more once u finish these😃

Originally posted by: ranjna_m2010

Thanks jo. and good thing that the grilling is over (though i enjoyed it throughly) Your questions were quote good though got confused in a few. And thanks a lot for complimenting on my sense of humour (my hubby says I lack it totally)

Sory couldnt log in the little one is down with viral.

Infact I have enjoyed being the KK of the week throughly. The questions were too good the Sami made me think again on the new stories and to my amazement i was able to. Skepti wrote a beautiful poem. And I would thankd all of you for your good wishes.

I thank all of you.