RARKPK Reviews - with spoilers - Page 12

Originally posted by: Nishita123

O BQ, mein Rocky Randhawa ki pyaar mmein beh gayi thi 😆😆

But wanted to point out lol agreed for ADHM and kank - didn’t even watch them lol buttttt Soty ko kuch mat Kenna lol - the original was good with my kukkad Kamal da, Aloo and Viru 🤗😆😆

@ Bold - he was so lovable 🥰🥰🥰

Hahahah, you are lucky. I would sincerely discourage everyone from ever watching ADHM and KANK. Perfect example of KJo trying to seem ~deep~ lol

Originally posted by: MaxMayfield

oh yeah I forgot about Yodha..no fallout then 😆 Sid and Kiara should have had a cameo..like I really couldn’t care about Teen tikadam .and Varun imagine in the next KJo directorial..there would be cameos by Suhana and Shanaya ..it just feels so silly already 😆

I would have liked to see how Suhana would look on the big screen before she actually acts. KJo should consider this.😆

Originally posted by: Nishita123

Yay one more heart won by RS 🥳

Lol FF, I’m glad you watched the movie and enjoyed ( barring couple of kissing scenes, yeah I hear ya ) 😆😆

Rocky Randhawa Rocks!! 🥳🥳🥳

Count me in too. I never cared about him before this movie. He surprised me.😆

I went in with zero expectations, but I walked out thoroughly happy. The movie subverts your expected expectations from the movie. It is superr enjoyable unlike the jug jug jeeyo's, dulhania's, students & other craps of a karan johar movie in the past decade. What makes the movie IT for me!? Most definitely Ranveer. He makes Rocky so colorful yet endearing. Oh and the chemistry yikess, I bought into it. Their chemistry was sweet, rendered even sweeter with old cheesy songs running in the background. Aja meri gaadi mai bheth ja, mai toh bheth gayi & embraced all the emotions. It's loud, it's big, it's messy, it's everything Bollywood. Did I mention that Alia looks pretty? Yes, she does.
Karan's been trying to infuse modern 'woke' ideas into his movies, but all failed, flopped, bombed. This movie addresses our flaws with sincerity without taking itself too seriously.

We could've done w/o the grandparent's angle, lmao the drama is too drama at times. Ranveer's hair looked fake!? He was sorta hot, sometimes yum.
Should've just snipped the first song which feature karan's favorite ya ya gals yuck bye unsubscribed.

^^ Aaja meri gaadi mein Beth ja was hilarious 😆😆

Originally posted by: Nishita123

^^ Aaja meri gaadi mein Beth ja was hilarious 😆😆

Originally posted by: Maharani69

oh yesss, it's so corny, why did I buy into it? Ranveer's the only one who can turn cringe-corny into sweet-endearing.

I am using the opportunity to provide more context into my loathing for the grandparent's angle. Bro tf these lovers watching their grandparents be lovers!? Did they not stop for a second to think had their grandparents married and reproduced, this would be incest?? 😭

I am with you on grandparents angle - it was funny initially with moment or two but than continuing and that song and all just too much - WTH KJo 😳😡

But I’m ok to ignore that kolaveri di for Rocky Randhawa 😂😂

Where my rocky randhawa at
I means to says
I want to lick his abs
TMI
no regrets
4/5 highly recommend escapism
avoid the barbenheimer dud

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I came out of hibernation just to post my review after watching the movie tonight. Ranveer, take a bow, till date only SRK could inspire me to fight a war against the login button after trying to reactive my account for the past seven janams. Jesus, selling my kidney at the black market is easier than getting out of hibernation.

I just wanted to say that I love Ranveer. I’ve loved him in the past, I love him in the present and I’ll love him in the future. He owns this movie. He literally delivered one of the most cutest, loveable and endearing characters of his career. I fell in love with him and his adorable english quicker than Alia’s character did. His portrayal of the character was phenomenal. I keep saying “character” coz for the life of me I don’t remember anyone’s name lmao.

I had to stop reading because I'm already screaming at you not remembering his name when his name is LITERALLY IN THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE 😭

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I came out of hibernation just to post my review after watching the movie tonight. Ranveer, take a bow, till date only SRK could inspire me to fight a war against the login button after trying to reactive my account for the past seven janams. Jesus, selling my kidney at the black market is easier than getting out of hibernation.

I just wanted to say that I love Ranveer. I’ve loved him in the past, I love him in the present and I’ll love him in the future. He owns this movie. He literally delivered one of the most cutest, loveable and endearing characters of his career. I fell in love with him and his adorable english quicker than Alia’s character did. His portrayal of the character was phenomenal. I keep saying “character” coz for the life of me I don’t remember anyone’s name lmao.

The movie was very entertaining and like I said, Ranveer stole the show for me. The way Ranveer transitions his comedy, anger, and emotional scenes is completely effortless. He’s an all rounder. A beautiful man and a beautiful actor. May I add, he’s probably got the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen. Deepika is so lucky! 😭

I found it completely unrealistic that Alia’s family disapproved of Ranveer and didn’t want to give him a hug. Kindly go fuck yourself with that bullshit. Only a psychopath could be so mean to such a sweet person. My body would rise 6 foot from the grave just to be embraced in those muscular arms.

Lust stories aside, Alia looked very pretty. In fact, I’ve never seen her look so pretty ever. She acted well as per usual but I’ve seen her portray this character 100 billion times. Jaya Bachan was playing the role of herself yet still managed to act less scary/intimidating than her real self.

Dharmendra’s kiss was traumatising. In fact, I miss the person I was before watching his kiss scene. I have no idea what KJO was thinking because who TF has ever requested wanting to see a 99 year old man smooch onscreen. Not fooking me that’s for sure. Here I’ve been mopping and crying wanting to see SRK and Aish be cast in a movie with a happy ending (not as siblings, ghosts, or star-crossed lovers) but no, let’s ignore Fingu’s-last-wish-before-she-died and instead fulfil NOBODY’S wish of seeing a very aged Dharmendra kiss onscreen.

If that wasn’t enough for me to be seconds away from tackling my mum to the ground so she doesn’t see the kiss, I also had to endure Ranveer and Alia eating each others face. I felt like I was reliving the trauma of watching SRK and Katrina kiss again. It just wouldn’t stop. STOP KISSING - I roared internally, sobbing in anguish as my mum tsked tsked in disappointment. No mum, I cried, please don’t hate Ranveer, it’s all KJO’s fault. He’s forcing them to kiss! The same bloody excuses I used to justify SRK kissing Katrina. Bloody. Bollywood movies don’t need these excessive kissing scenes bruh. Go back to sniffing each others neck so I can watch these movies with my mum in peace! PLEZ.

Anyway good movie. Just be prepared to go into an open mouthed coma when the kissing happens. Back to hibernating. Thank you and come again.

FF,……yayyyyy Rocky Randhawa for the win.🙌

So glad to catch your review. As usual spot on. 🥳🤗