funny shayari

Shaadi ka pehla Saal

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,

Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

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5 saal baad……..

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana…
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge…. …!

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Shaadi se pahle aur shaadi ke baad in movie style:

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

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haha...lol...hilarious yaar 🤣 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: masoom_shararti

haha...lol...hilarious yaar 🤣 🤣 🤣

lolz... im glad you liked them and found them funny...😆😆😆 😃😃😃 😊 😊

omg there sooo whaaaackkkkk 😆 🤣 🤣

Just few lines to keep your smiles up!!!!

Aakhir kis ghum ne ye haal bana rakha hai
Na to make-up hai na baaloun ko saja rakha hai
Khah-ma-khah chhedti rahti ye rukhsaaroun ko
Tum ne zulfoun ko bahot sir pe chadhha rakha hai !!!!

Wo bersi ki thi biryani, bani thi jo masaale mein
Chunay they sub ne chaawal baith ke din ke ujaale main
Na jaane phir bhi kyon aata tha kankar her niwaale main
Khuda bakhshey bahot si khoobiyaan thi mernay waale main

Enjoy!!!!

Zeeshan

Originally posted by: meno_21

omg there sooo whaaaackkkkk 😆 🤣 🤣

lolz... im glad you liked them..😆

Originally posted by: zeeshan2000

Just few lines to keep your smiles up!!!!

Aakhir kis ghum ne ye haal bana rakha hai
Na to make-up hai na baaloun ko saja rakha hai
Khah-ma-khah chhedti rahti ye rukhsaaroun ko
Tum ne zulfoun ko bahot sir pe chadhha rakha hai !!!!

Wo bersi ki thi biryani, bani thi jo masaale mein
Chunay they sub ne chaawal baith ke din ke ujaale main
Na jaane phir bhi kyon aata tha kankar her niwaale main
Khuda bakhshey bahot si khoobiyaan thi mernay waale main

Enjoy!!!!

Zeeshan

lolz... thats was really funny... 😆

Originally posted by: NeemoluvzMumait

lol 10/10

lolz... thanks im glad you liked it... 😆 😉

Originally posted by: Anam azhar

Nyccc:D

thanks im glad you liked it... 😃 😉