Anu-anuj phere-- archan ke ghere mei 😉😞😜

Aao le chaloo tumhe Anu-Anuj ke shaadi ke mandap mei……….dekhe kya archan hai inke phere mei

All except Anu are in Mandap. Rituals have been started. Pandit is doing Pooja n all..

Pandit:vadhu ko bulayie.

Anu comes with her signature sharmana expression.

Seeing her,Anuj stands up from his place in excitement.

Pandit ji:Aree, aap kyun khade ho gaye??

Anuj: Anuki respect mei.. har man ko woman ki respect karni chahiye

Pandit: kirpyaaap baith jaayie.

Anuj sits

Now, Anu is about to sit but…….. stops, says 1 min and then opens her mouth and starts with speed of Rajdhani express

Anu: yahan pandit kyun hain?? Har baar pandit hikyun phere karaye. Panditaani kyun nahin.

Hum kabhiorato ko kyun saport (support) nahi karti?? Bachpan se hi kyun ladkiyon kosikhaya jaata hai ki pandit hi phere karayega. Bechari uss panditaani ka kya jobarabar shlok, mantra seekhti hai bachpan se

All shahfamily signature drama with anuj.. tum sahi ho

Pandit:muharat ka samay nikal raha hai.

Devika:anu, tu bilkul theek keh rahi hai. Par abhi muharat nikal jaayega toh pherehone dete hai. Samar, pakhi ki shaadi mei dhyan rakhenge.

Anu agrees and sits in mandap. And all vidhi –vidhaan

Pandit: abvar vadhu phere ke liye khade ho jaaye..

Both stands up

Pandit:pehle var aage aur vadhu peeche

Anu: Panditji, hamesha pehle aadmi hi kyun aage. Aurat kyun nahin. Isliye hamesha aurat peeche reh jaati hai. Maine jam nagar ki jamna behn, chamcham nagar ki chachi n faafdanagar ki fufi ki shaadi dekhi thi, sab pehle peeche chali thi toh aaj tak buspeeche chal rahi hai. Jo ek lakeer khhech di , usi par chal rahe hai bus binasoche samjhe

Anuj: Anu,tum bilkul theek keh rahi hui, hamesha aurat ke saath yehi hota aaya hai

Signature familydrama

Baapuji:beti, mujhe tujh par garv hai………….bhasan

Kinju baby:mummy, aap sab ke liye inspiration ho…………..bhasan

Samar,devika, dolly… we are proud of you……..bhasan

Pandit:muharat nikal jaayega

Anuj:pandit ji, pehle anu aage chalegi..

Pandit:Beta, vidhi vidhan bhi kuch hota hai

Anuj: nahi pandit ji, meri khushi anu ki khushi mei hi hai. Anu aage chalegi

Pandit thinking, mai kahan phas gaya, paaglo ke beech. Kaun si ghadi thi, jab maine isshaadi ke liye haan ki thi

pandit: tohtum khud kar lo, mujhe baksh do, mujh se 3 guna dakshina le lo, mujhe maafkaro.

Apna sabsaaman chor kar pandit bhaag jaata hai.

Anu:signature crying … suri.. mai, aisa bilkul nahi chahti thi par pehli shaadi mei bhi yehi hua that toh mai apne aapko rok nahi paayi. Mai who ho gayi thi..wo, wo.. kya kehte hai samar, jo mai tere papa ko pareshan dekh kar ho jaati hoon.

Samar :worried

Anu: haan wohi.. wo, worried

Anuj: I understand,anu.. don’t cry. Mai tumhare liye Jupiter, Saturn, yahan tak pluto (mikey mousewaala kutta nahi: dwarf planet) bhi le aoo. Toh pandit kya cheez hai

Vaanu and baa jump jump jump and clap clap clap

Bada maja aaya

Pandit ko bhagaya

Bada majaaaya

Pandit ko bhagaya

Sam yaaaar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Iski US ticket karwa dete hai yaarrrrr, saara siyaapa khatam 😂

ROFLing like an idiot🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is hilarious!!! 🤣

this is reality happening in anupama every day

You have access to the DKP vaults 😲 🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was hilarious

Originally posted by: ChirpyKiya10

Aao le chaloo tumhe Anu-Anuj ke shaadi ke mandap mei……….dekhe kya archan hai inke phere mei

All except Anu are in Mandap. Rituals have been started. Pandit is doing Pooja n all..

Pandit:vadhu ko bulayie.

Anu comes with her signature sharmana expression.

Seeing her,Anuj stands up from his place in excitement.

Pandit ji:Aree, aap kyun khade ho gaye??

Anuj: Anuki respect mei.. har man ko woman ki respect karni chahiye

Pandit: kirpyaaap baith jaayie.

Anuj sits

Now, Anu is about to sit but…….. stops, says 1 min and then opens her mouth and starts with speed of Rajdhani express

Anu: yahan pandit kyun hain?? Har baar pandit hikyun phere karaye. Panditaani kyun nahin.

Hum kabhiorato ko kyun saport (support) nahi karti?? Bachpan se hi kyun ladkiyon kosikhaya jaata hai ki pandit hi phere karayega. Bechari uss panditaani ka kya jobarabar shlok, mantra seekhti hai bachpan se

All shahfamily signature drama with anuj.. tum sahi ho

Pandit:muharat ka samay nikal raha hai.

Devika:anu, tu bilkul theek keh rahi hai. Par abhi muharat nikal jaayega toh pherehone dete hai. Samar, pakhi ki shaadi mei dhyan rakhenge.

Anu agrees and sits in mandap. And all vidhi –vidhaan

Pandit: abvar vadhu phere ke liye khade ho jaaye..

Both stands up

Pandit:pehle var aage aur vadhu peeche

Anu: Panditji, hamesha pehle aadmi hi kyun aage. Aurat kyun nahin. Isliye hamesha aurat peeche reh jaati hai. Maine jam nagar ki jamna behn, chamcham nagar ki chachi n faafdanagar ki fufi ki shaadi dekhi thi, sab pehle peeche chali thi toh aaj tak buspeeche chal rahi hai. Jo ek lakeer khhech di , usi par chal rahe hai bus binasoche samjhe

Anuj: Anu,tum bilkul theek keh rahi hui, hamesha aurat ke saath yehi hota aaya hai

Signature familydrama

Baapuji:beti, mujhe tujh par garv hai………….bhasan

Kinju baby:mummy, aap sab ke liye inspiration ho…………..bhasan

Samar,devika, dolly… we are proud of you……..bhasan

Pandit:muharat nikal jaayega

Anuj:pandit ji, pehle anu aage chalegi..

Pandit:Beta, vidhi vidhan bhi kuch hota hai

Anuj: nahi pandit ji, meri khushi anu ki khushi mei hi hai. Anu aage chalegi

Pandit thinking, mai kahan phas gaya, paaglo ke beech. Kaun si ghadi thi, jab maine isshaadi ke liye haan ki thi

pandit: tohtum khud kar lo, mujhe baksh do, mujh se 3 guna dakshina le lo, mujhe maafkaro.

Apna sabsaaman chor kar pandit bhaag jaata hai.

Anu:signature crying … suri.. mai, aisa bilkul nahi chahti thi par pehli shaadi mei bhi yehi hua that toh mai apne aapko rok nahi paayi. Mai who ho gayi thi..wo, wo.. kya kehte hai samar, jo mai tere papa ko pareshan dekh kar ho jaati hoon.

Samar :worried

Anu: haan wohi.. wo, worried

Anuj: I understand,anu.. don’t cry. Mai tumhare liye Jupiter, Saturn, yahan tak pluto (mikey mousewaala kutta nahi: dwarf planet) bhi le aoo. Toh pandit kya cheez hai

Vaanu and baa jump jump jump and clap clap clap

Bada maja aaya

Pandit ko bhagaya

Bada majaaaya

Pandit ko bhagaya

Mere side me bada sa cloud banakar maine poora imagine kiya ye sab🤣

And Pandit went to DKP team and informed this is what happened. Finally the marriage didn't get over. the Muhurath time also has gone. Now what to do?

The DKP team... Story / dialogue/ creatives/ director/ .... and all of them with a Smirk on their face shouted with a joy " That's what we wanted". If Anu gets married and went to Anuj house ... then how can we bring her back to Shah house..... we are busy in prequel and our other shows. .... we don't have time to even think of a plot to bring back Anu to Tamasha house. So well done Pundit. Take this bonus money for the nice job.