God please anupama ke lectures se bachaao.. - Page 5

Originally posted by: shriz

wait for anupama to give a bhashan on "ek aurat hi aurat ki dusman hoti hai"🤣🤣

Ispar wo kaafi kaafi kaafi din pahle de chuki hai bhashan🤣

Originally posted by: Priyankaa.jain

Tu Chinta hi mat kar..tujhe orat pe nahi sunna..wo mard pe de legi🤣🤣 use bas dene se matlab hai😛

Originally posted by: shriz

she should use a glue stick instead of a lipstick 💄😇

🤣 mujhe nahi lagta duniya ki koi bhi glue stick ise chup kara sakti hai..

Originally posted by: Koms9

abhi bhi time hai, dheere se nikal lo Kapadia warna yahin matar cheelte reh jaoge pallu ke paas

matar cheelne ki koi baat nahi karega, nahi toh mujhe gussa aajega

yeh bewakoof log.

kaam par time spend karne ke bajaye matar n methi saaf karenge. aur sabko romantic bhi lagta hain

mujhe toh kabhi na laga.

kaam karne waalon ke paas aaram se khana khane ki fursat nahi hoti aur yeh methi saaf karenge

yeh business tycoon USA returned.. nahi USA means UP ka Saharanpur almmorah distt. se aaya hai

kaam karlo, methi maid se saaf kara lena, nahi toh market mie saaf kari hui bhi milti hai

par mall kyun jaaoge.. anu auntie housewife n Anuj chamcha.

waise aajkal chotti chotti stalls bhi matar cheel kar n ethi saaf kar ke dete hai. kuunki woh bhi inse jaada samajhdaar hai.

hum jaisi jo methii matar, mehi sasf nahi karti hai, na hum orat mei thodi count hoti hai.

koms aur kuch sunna hai ya aajke liye kaafi hai😃😆

tumhe nhi pata hai kaisae control kiya hai maine apne aap ko

Originally posted by: shriz

she should use a glue stick instead of a lipstick 💄😇

Dekh ab 1 saal ka torture sehne ke baad or anupama ke lectures se sataaye jaane ke baad mai ab vanraj or anupama ko as a couple dekhna chahti hun..ye dono ek doosre ke sacche saathi hain..🤣

Inki punishment yahi hai ke dono saath rahe taaki baaki logo ka bhala ho sake..in dono ke milke sab barbaad kar rakha hai..🤢

Originally posted by: ChirpyKiya10

matar cheelne ki koi baat nahi karega, nahi toh mujhe gussa aajega

yeh bewakoof log.

kaam par time spend karne ke bajaye matar n methi saaf karenge. aur sabko romantic bhi lagta hain

mujhe toh kabhi na laga.

kaam karne waalon ke paas aaram se khana khane ki fursat nahi hoti aur yeh methi saaf karenge

yeh business tycoon USA returned.. nahi USA means UP ka Saharanpur almmorah distt. se aaya hai

kaam karlo, methi maid se saaf kara lena, nahi toh market mie saaf kari hui bhi milti hai

par mall kyun jaaoge.. anu auntie housewife n Anuj chamcha.

waise aajkal chotti chotti stalls bhi matar cheel kar n ethi saaf kar ke dete hai. kuunki woh bhi inse jaada samajhdaar hai.

hum jaisi jo methii matar, mehi sasf nahi karti hai, na hum orat mei thodi count hoti hai.

koms aur kuch sunna hai ya aajke liye kaafi hai😃😆

tumhe nhi pata hai kaisae control kiya hai maine apne aap ko

How dare you..maid ka naam kaise le liya🤣🤣

Bhool gayi kya maid rakhi thi kavya ne to kaisa hadkamp macha diya tha is gavaar aurat ne as if maid rakhoge to earthquake aa jaayega..🤢🤢

Kitna lecture diya tha isne allah Maid rakhna apne aap me ek kaam hai..blah blah blah..🤪

Or khud aajtak free ki maid lagi hui hai shah house me uska kuch nahi..

Originally posted by: Priyankaa.jain

🤣🤣 dekha hai bro dekha hai..wo iska sharmana dekha hai maine..

Par mai ye soch rahi thi ye in bachkaani baaton pe itna sharma rahi hai tedhe medhe muh banakar to first night par to isne phatte chakk dene hai🤣🤣

Bro in ka first night kuch aisa hoga:

Anuj: trying to kiss anu ☺️

Anupama:ye lijiye Anuj pehle aap doodh pee lijiy🥛

Anuj: nahi anu aaj to mujhe bas tumhara saath chahiye🌝

Anupama:bhapp peee lijiye ne Anuj 🥛

Anuj:nahi nahi nahi (acting like a toddler which he always does )

Anupama :Anuj aisa bol k aap ne aurato ka apmaan Kiya hai...doodh cow se aata hai aur gaay humari maata hai...aap ek maa ki aise insult kaise kar sakte anuj😭

Anuj:😕

*instantly googles divorce procedure *

Originally posted by: Priyankaa.jain

Ispar wo kaafi kaafi kaafi din pahle de chuki hai bhashan🤣

sometimes, I have doubt on myself ki mai sach mei maa hoon.

mujhe toh rona aa jaata hai agar mujhe

pyaaz kaatni padti hai, ya methi saaf karni padti hai.

inn auntie ka roj roj ka lecture sunkar apni aurat hone par bhi shaq hone laga hai..

Btw. yesterday, i went to ENT specialist for earache.

He asked anupama dekhti hon??

i said yess..

he said, band kar do

roz mere pass 3-4 cases ate hai jinke kaan pak gaye hai anupama ka maa-baa-baacho ka pita.ka chant sun kar.

seriously, majaak mei mat lena

Originally posted by: shriz

Bro in ka first night kuch aisa hoga:

Anuj: trying to kiss anu ☺️

Anupama:ye lijiye Anuj pehle aap doodh pee lijiy🥛

Anuj: nahi anu aaj to mujhe bas tumhara saath chahiye🌝

Anupama:bhapp peee lijiye ne Anuj 🥛

Anuj:nahi nahi nahi (acting like a toddler which he always does )

Anupama :Anuj aisa bol k aap ne aurato ka apmaan Kiya hai...doodh cow se aata hai aur gaay humari maata hai...aap ek maa ki aise insult kaise kar sakte anuj😭

Anuj:😕

*instantly googles divorce procedure *

🤣🤣Mai marne wali hun ye padh ke teri kasam