God please anupama ke lectures se bachaao.. - Page 6

Originally posted by: ChirpyKiya10

matar cheelne ki koi baat nahi karega, nahi toh mujhe gussa aajega

yeh bewakoof log.

kaam par time spend karne ke bajaye matar n methi saaf karenge. aur sabko romantic bhi lagta hain

mujhe toh kabhi na laga.

kaam karne waalon ke paas aaram se khana khane ki fursat nahi hoti aur yeh methi saaf karenge

yeh business tycoon USA returned.. nahi USA means UP ka Saharanpur almmorah distt. se aaya hai

kaam karlo, methi maid se saaf kara lena, nahi toh market mie saaf kari hui bhi milti hai

par mall kyun jaaoge.. anu auntie housewife n Anuj chamcha.

waise aajkal chotti chotti stalls bhi matar cheel kar n ethi saaf kar ke dete hai. kuunki woh bhi inse jaada samajhdaar hai.

hum jaisi jo methii matar, mehi sasf nahi karti hai, na hum orat mei thodi count hoti hai.

koms aur kuch sunna hai ya aajke liye kaafi hai😃😆

tumhe nhi pata hai kaisae control kiya hai maine apne aap ko

Office me kaam chhor kar sab kuch kiya tha in nalle logo ne😎

Aur office k kaam ka kya hai wo to maid bhi kar degi par matar chhilne jaise high qualifications wale job k liye to maid ko nahi bol sakte na🤡

Originally posted by: ChirpyKiya10

sometimes, I have doubt on myself ki mai sach mei maa hoon.

mujhe toh rona aa jaata hai agar mujhe

pyaaz kaatni padti hai, ya methi saaf karni padti hai.

inn auntie ka roj roj ka lecture sunkar apni aurat hone par bhi shaq hone laga hai..

Btw. yesterday, i went to ENT specialist for earache.

He asked anupama dekhti hon??

i said yess..

he said, band kar do

roz mere pass 3-4 cases ate hai jinke kaan pak gaye hai anupama ka maa-baa-baacho ka pita.ka chant sun kar.

seriously, majaak mei mat lena

Hey bhagwan ab yahi reh gaya tha🤣🤣

Mujhe bhi doubt rehta hai ke mai aurat hun ya mard..kyunki aurte to besahara or bechari hoti hain..Mai aisi nahi hun🤪

Originally posted by: ChirpyKiya10

sometimes, I have doubt on myself ki mai sach mei maa hoon.

mujhe toh rona aa jaata hai agar mujhe

pyaaz kaatni padti hai, ya methi saaf karni padti hai.

inn auntie ka roj roj ka lecture sunkar apni aurat hone par bhi shaq hone laga hai..

Btw. yesterday, i went to ENT specialist for earache.

He asked anupama dekhti hon??

i said yess..

he said, band kar do

roz mere pass 3-4 cases ate hai jinke kaan pak gaye hai anupama ka maa-baa-baacho ka pita.ka chant sun kar.

seriously, majaak mei mat lena

Bro meri bhi room mate kal sad thi to mai ne us ko bola ki takiyaaa faar k dekh accha lagega..us se to mukku ka depression door ho gaya tha to teri sadness kya cheez hai🌝

Btw aaj mai apne room me bilkul akeli hu😔

Meri room mate ka samaan bhi nhi dikh raha kahi

Pata nhi acahank room chhor kar kyu chali gai is incident k baad

Tu hi bata mai ne kuch galat advice diya tha???!!

Originally posted by: Priyankaa.jain

🤣🤣Mai marne wali hun ye padh ke teri kasam

Bata kahaa jaana prefer karegi marne k baad🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Priyankaa.jain

Hey bhagwan ab yahi reh gaya tha🤣🤣

Mujhe bhi doubt rehta hai ke mai aurat hun ya mard..kyunki aurte to besahara or bechari hoti hain..Mai aisi nahi hun🤪

haahaa

mujhe idea aaya

yeh log prequel anupama bana rahae hai

hum comqel (comedy) anupama bana lete hai.

def hit ho jaayega

Shrizzzz and Chirpy yaaaaarrrrrrr you both 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my jaws are hurting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gems. Absolute gems 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: ektag06

Shrizzzz and Chirpy yaaaaarrrrrrr you both 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my jaws are hurting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gems. Absolute gems 🤣🤣🤣

Nhi sorry muskurahat to mardo k chochle hai..aurat k chehre par to muskura'HURT' hota hai

Originally posted by: ChirpyKiya10

matar cheelne ki koi baat nahi karega, nahi toh mujhe gussa aajega

yeh bewakoof log.

kaam par time spend karne ke bajaye matar n methi saaf karenge. aur sabko romantic bhi lagta hain

mujhe toh kabhi na laga.

kaam karne waalon ke paas aaram se khana khane ki fursat nahi hoti aur yeh methi saaf karenge

yeh business tycoon USA returned.. nahi USA means UP ka Saharanpur almmorah distt. se aaya hai

kaam karlo, methi maid se saaf kara lena, nahi toh market mie saaf kari hui bhi milti hai

par mall kyun jaaoge.. anu auntie housewife n Anuj chamcha.

waise aajkal chotti chotti stalls bhi matar cheel kar n ethi saaf kar ke dete hai. kuunki woh bhi inse jaada samajhdaar hai.

hum jaisi jo methii matar, mehi sasf nahi karti hai, na hum orat mei thodi count hoti hai.

koms aur kuch sunna hai ya aajke liye kaafi hai😃😆

tumhe nhi pata hai kaisae control kiya hai maine apne aap ko

Originally posted by: shriz

nark me to baa vanraaj milenge tujhe aur swarg me Anuj anupama aur baapu ji

Bata kahaa jaana prefer karegi marne k baad🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: shriz

Bro meri bhi room mate kal sad thi to mai ne us ko bola ki takiyaaa faar k dekh accha lagega..us se to mukku ka depression door ho gaya tha to teri sadness kya cheez hai🌝

Btw aaj mai apne room me bilkul akeli hu😔

Meri room mate ka samaan bhi nhi dikh raha kahi

Pata nhi acahank room chhor kar kyu chali gai is incident k baad

Tu hi bata mai ne kuch galat advice diya tha???!!

Hahahahahha..kya kar diya tune apni roommate ke saath..behen kya din aa gaye hain..ab anupama ke diye gharelu or chapadganju nuskho se hum apna ilaaj karenge..takiya faad therapy🤣