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Fatejo os - secondhand
After two months of fatejo marriage; fateh finally realised his feelings for tejo
Family came to know
Even gurpreet as well, she was happy her son has moved on
So family decided fatejo spent time alone and fateh tells tejo his feelings
They decided to go for vacation for three weeks
Tickets were booked for mumbai and goa
Fateh was excited
That night sleeping next to her he thought to himself
she was looking so beautifful,
He felt very guilty for all the humiliation he threw upon her and regretted for his obssession for jasmin
Thinking further
Soniye tenu main i love u bolunga
How do i say i love u , he scratched his forehead
First i will be nice to her
And then i will tell her
He called up his hse maids and said holiday for three days , pls enjoy
Day 1
The whole day was nice to her
Did jadhu pocha wash bartan
Told her soniye u take rest i do work
She was puzzled
How come this kamina is so nice to me
Calling me soniye instead of tejo ji
He did everything except cooking coz he doesnt know how to cook
But he offered her to be her assistant
It was difficult to work with the baby elephant in the kitchen coz she needs space to work and he was like working close to her
Following her like holding her pallu
Fateh was exhausted when he went to bed
Frowning
Why did i give chuti to all hse maids
Ab meri chutti ho rehi hai
His body was aching
Then he calmed himself down
Without pain theres no gain
Pyar mey sab kuch chalta hai
And went to sleep happily
Day 2
The same thing happened
Tejo was confused with his behaviour
But he was getting on her nerves in the kitchen
She needs space to work
Day 3
The same happened
But
Kicked out from the kitchen
Kitchen entry ban for the whole day
Day 4
Planned candle light dinner in the garden
Tejo was suprised and confused
Yeh phirse pehle wala lefhandar mode mey chalu hogeya
She didnt like the candle light dinner idea
She feels he is flirting with her
He told her not to cook
He ordered food online ; delivery coming soon
There was so much of varities
All her favourites
She thought pakka yeh lafander is upto something
The past three days he was doing all hse chores and now this
What is he upto ?
She enjoyed the dinner though
He was watching her closely
Smiling all the way while eating
He looked handsome as well
Black shirt with 4 buttons open
Showing off his bare hot chest
The kamina lafander was defo upto something
She thought
After dinner he kneeled down suddenly
she was still sitting almost finished her food and was drinking a glass of water
Seeing him kneeling down she almost choked
I knew it this kamina was upto something
He took out a small box
There was a beautiful diamond ring
Tejo ji i love u
She was shocked
This was totally unexpected
She didnt know what to say
Stood up immediately
Felt goose bumps in her stomach
The next words he said really irtitated her
Will u marry me?
Irritated she said
Fatehji i am already married to u
And walked away angrily
Fateh was upset
She doesnt love me
Tejo slept on the couch instead
The whole nite he coukdnt sleep very sad
Mohd rafi hit number played in his subcomscious mind
Pathar ke sanam
Tujhey hummey mohabat ka khuda jaana
Bedhi bhool hui
Arey humney yeh kya samja yeh kya jana
He cried
Day 5
Fateh called his friend next morning
Friend said to ask her
Mujh mey kya kami hai
He asked her , she gave only one reply
Secondhand
Meaning i am secondhand my sister was first hand
U romanced my sister in front of me and now u say i love u to me
How can i accept u
Tejo was hurt coz he was in love with his sister
She also has started liking him but couldnt accept the fact that she is secondhand
He understood said sorry to her and wanted to make her happy
Day 6
Brought fruits for her but she refused to accept coz he brought fruits for her sister also
So fruits are secondhand
She threw them away
Day 7
Brought orchids for her , her favourite
Still doesnt want coz he brought flowers for her sister first; flowers also second hand
He frowned and said hello i bought roses not orchids
She said so what flowers are flowers only
Day 8
Wish to take her out fot a date
She rejected as well , also secondhand coz hes done that with her sister as well
Day 9
Wish to take her for a movie also rejected
Secondhand coz he had already taken sister as well
That nite he couldnt sleep
Seeing her sleeping on the couch far away
She was keeping a distance and he was very hurt
Thinking
Yeh kambakt jab dekho secondhand bolti rehti hai
Karun toh kya karun
Day 10
Called up a few friends , hit ur head against the wall who told u to romance her sister in front of her; that was the reply he got
That nite he cried , she wont ever be mine
Lata mangeshkar hit number in his mind
Dushman na kare dost ney woh kam kiya hai
Umra bhar ka ghum humey inam diya hai
Day 11
Frustated he asked her why cant u accept me
Then she said tell me one thing i am first hand and i will accept it
He was thimking hard even asked his friends
No answer
Tejo was secondhand in everything
He regretted for his obsession for jasmin
Finally an idea came to him
His great grandfather residing in heaven
His problem solver
That nite before going to bed he remembered his great grandfather
Grandfather came in his dreams dressed like elvis presley wearing sunglasses dancing on the tunes of the animation madagaskar
I like to move it move it you like to move it move it
Fateh thought to himself
Buddhey ko jawani chedi hui hai yahan per jawan buddha ho reha hai
Fateh 's great grandfather his problem solver from the heaven gave him fantabulous solution
Fateh said perdadu i love u and stay young
Day 12
Fateh was happy and tejo was puzzled
The whole day he didnt say anything
Never came near her or even talk to her or irritate her
She was relieved but confused
At 8 pm after dinner they were watching tv in the living room
Both silient infact fateh was silent the whole day , didnt utter a word
Tejo was relieved maybe he gave up already
At 10 pm he switched off the tv and sat next to her and put his arms around her saying soniye
She was like phirsey lafandhar chalu ho geya
She said ab kya , bola na sab kuch second hand hai
He smiled widely , aek hai soniye jo ki first hand hai
She said kya
He stood up unbuttoned his shirt threw it on the floor
And said loudly suhagraat
Vo teri behen key sath nehin kiya
Meaning he did everything for her sister but never made love to her, there was no consummation
Ajaa meri soniye meri bahun main
He danced on the tunes and singimg as well
Kishore hit and hot number
Roop tera mastana pyar mera dewana
Bhool koi na humsey ho jaye
Took her into his arms and ran to his bedroom
So everything was second hand except suhaagraat
Fatehs problem solved
The end
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