Bed on Fire - Page 2

I haven't laughed so much in a while . Superb post.

Show bakwaas hai lekin logon ke talent mast baahar aa rahe hai👍🏼

Did he say 'Prerna', or 'Machhi lena'?

Swiss = Fish market.

Waha bhi jake aag lagao, woh toh India me bhi ho sakta tha paijama pehnke.

Does he really think if 2 people want to bang, they need bed and room? This could be the reason he doesn't want to remember his own bang leela inside baba Adam ke zamane ki jopdi jaha sab jagah kachra tha...

Originally posted by: arshi_asya

Mr. Bajaj- Meanwhile me jake Zurich ghoomta hoon. Inke lecture se aur apki awaaz se mera sir dird hota hai. Please spare me thw horror. Meanwhile you can continue your session of abuses & what not. Aur haan agar Anurag mil jaye to use mere pas bhek dijiyega. I will have great time with him, man to man. My wife is very boring already.

All shocked, Bajaj rocked

Anu- enters the room. Mene suna ap mjhe yaad kr rhe the Mr. Bajaj. Mjhe bi apse kaafi baatein krni thi. Kyn na hum coffee pe chalke karein.

BajRag rocked.

Prerna- Bewildered. Ye ho kya rha hai idhar. What the hell should I do now, my sarees are burnt. I should probably go shopping. Isse acha mauka nahi milega Mr. Bajaj ke paise udane ka. Wese bi bht ghamand hai na inko apne paison ka. Ab inhe pata chalega Prerna Sharma hai kya. Mr. Bajaj ap mjhe apna credit card dijiye, mjhe shopping krni hai.

Prerna rocked.

Bajaj- gives her the card & wishes her happy shopping.

Prerna- to Nivi & Anupam. Tum log bi ana chahte ho mere sath shopping. You see all branded stuff & all, ya abi aur lecture dena hai meri manhoosiyat pr.

Prerna again rocked.

Nivi-pam look on & say- Nahi hm bi chal rhe hn. Tmhari wajah se mere bhai ka ye haal hai. Wese bi tm kya jaano ameer logon ke shauk. Abi nayi nayi ameer hui ho na.

Prerna shocked, Nivi rocked.

Prerna- Why not? Thodi bht shopping tm bi kr lena. Wo kya hai ki mere pati ke paas bht pese hain & tm log to waise hi ajkal thode financially stressed chal rahe ho. Meri taraf se thodi charity tm dono ke liye. But please spare me the lecture. Bajaj-Anurag are already getting along, only because of me. You should be thankful to me for saving all of your butts, you ungrateful people.

Prerna rocked, Nivi-Pam shocked.

too good👏

write some more plz😆

I so wanna see Pre rocked, everyone shocked

Komedy Zindagi Ki ....

Originally posted by: hasini009

wedding bed pe aag lagaya ki nahi?🤪

aag lagao and take AbbaDabbaJabba Pre with you Anu. and leave Bajaj in peace

Kya mai isko apne Avtar dabbe me use kr skti hu😛

Originally posted by: stardustsoul

AbaaDabbaJabba pre 🤣

Kya mai isko apne Avtar dabbe me use kr skti hu😛

ofcourse you can😆

In sab ke beech think about the plight of swiss police 😆

Superb post 🤣 Please join the Cvs.

On second thought, don't, they might jinx your sense of humor.😆

Bajaj looks like he has bigger D, more money and more muscular than pendu Anurag.

Prerna enjoy life.

Originally posted by: opsora2090

Mujhe pehle iyea toh bataou , anurag personal room pe pauchei kaise 🤣

telepathy between soulmates😆

Originally posted by: hasini009

telepathy between soulmates😆

woh soulmates jo ek dusre ko thappad marte hai 🤣