Home ff part 22
karthik manav are following the two thief..
Karthik - manav woh bag mera ya mere parivaar walo ka ho sakta hain...
Manav - karthik tumhe pakka yakin hain ki woh bag tumhara tha ya tumhare parivaar ka tha..
Karthik - haan manav mujeh pura yakin
Karthik-woh rahe dono lekin unke paas. Bag nahi hain..
Manav- yeh dono dekhne mein toh chor hi lagte hain chal jaake puchte hain...karthik...
Karthik- aeee tum dono ruko..
T1-( stammering)kya ...kya ...kya hua hame kyu bulaaya.
Manav- dekho zyada bhole banne ki koshish mat karo.. mujeh patah hain tum dono chor ho... Ab sidhi sidhi tarah se woh jawaab do...Jo pucha jaaye...
T2-kyu jawab de hum log.. hum koi chor nahi hain samjhe...
Karthik - dekho zyaada natak mat karo hum log tum dono ko kuch nahi karenge bas woh bolo ki tum dono ne Jo bag churai thi briefcase jaise woh kaha hain. Aur kaha se churai thi...
suddenly both thief's start to behave weirdly due to sharad power's...
T1-sahaab, hum dono chor hain hum dono ko police ke hawale kardo...
T2- haan ..haan hum dono ko police ke hawale kardo hum dono chor hain...
Manav- Karthik mujeh lagta hain yeh dono natak kar rahe..hain...
Karthik - haan manav..lekin Ab hum kare kya ..mein kaise patah karu ki yeh log ne bag kaha chupa ke rakhi hain..
Here at colony garden ...
Vasant and sharad are going towards ghotala's house and they see hemant playing with pritesh and other's...
Hemant- heeein papa..dekhiye mein batting kar raha hoon.
Vasant- hemant yeh sab baad mein hum dekh lenge tu abhi chal hamare saath..
Hemant - par papa
Vasant - aeee hemant zid mat kar ander chal hemant...
Sharad -hemant chal...ander zid mat kar .
sharad takes hemant along with him..
All 3 leaves
Pritesh was having doubts on sharad and vasant...
Pritesh-(in mind) lagta hain kuch alien. Wala raaz hain ya alien wali baat hai...
Mitesh - yeh vasant uncle ko achanak se kya hogaya...
Pritesh - mein keh raha hoon mitesh bhaiya alien wali baat hain..alienwali baat..
Mitesh- tune apni tape phir se chalu kar di pritesh ke ghotala family alien hain...tu unke piche kyu pada hain..dekh mein dadi ko keh doonga..
Pritesh- areee mitesh bhaiya aap nahi samjhenge ..hum khelte hain.. cricket..
At ghotala house...
Vasant - shishir ... hemant jaao jaldi se saare khidki darwaaza bandh kardo aur parde daalo..aur sharad aur Jacky yaha bich mein se thoda sa saaman hataa bich mein se...
Sharad and jacky- hoon
Shishir -hoon...
Varsha- aapko yeh bag kaha se milii vasant..
Vasant- varsha do chor yeh bag leke kahi bhaag rahe the unhe yeh bag 212 ya 2015 se churaaya hoga ...
Varsha - vasant jaldi kholiye bag ko...
Vasant- haan varsha... jacky jab tum log ki crash landing hui toh kya tab bhi tut gaya tha...
Jacky- haan uncle sab kuch tut gaya tha..timi timi detector aur tab ko bahut try kiya repair karne ke liye par hua nahi..
Vasant opens bag and takes out all the scrap of broken space ship...
Vasant - bas koi suraag mil jaaye hame...
Vasant- shishir check kar koi aa toh nahi raha na hamare ghar..
Shishir- nahi papa koi nahi hain bahaar..
All tries to find clue in scrap..but nothing is found..
Sharad - yaha toh sirf malba hain space ship ka...tab bhi nahi hain..bhaiya..
Jacky- lagta hain 212 ya 2015 ne tab nikaal diya hoga...
Vasant- ho sakta hain Jacky..hum spaceship ko apne grah bhejte hain.. repair ke liye shayad kuch mil jaaye...
At police station...
Manav- ek toh mein yaha aapko kaam de raha hoon aur aap hum se kya puch rahe sweety singh ji ke bag kaha hain..in logo ne bag chori kiya..hain..Humne nahi.
Sweety Singh - dekhiye mein puri nistha se kaam hoon.. areee jabhi sunshine colony se call aata hain mein. Tutrant chala jaata hoon waha. Mein jaata hoon mein woh bhi bina ek waqt gavaaye..mein sabko dhoondhta hoon mein...
Manav - sweety singh ji kya aapko mere Papa ne kaata hain ..aap kya unki tarah mein mein ...karne lage..aap sidhe sidhe puchiye in dono se ki unhone bag kaha chupaya hain..kyuki chori in dono ne hi ki hain...
Sweety - haan mein puchta hoon aap jaaiye mein in se sach ugalva ke rahunga ...
Manav and karthik leaves...
At evening...
At ghotala house ...
Sharad was running here and there and asking for help
sharad - bhabhi..bhabhi bachaye mujeh...bhaiya se...aeee Jacky apne powers de.
Jacky- areee par tu bhaag kyu raha hain ...
Sharad -areee logically bhaiya mere piche bat leke aa rahe hain..tu mujeh apni powers de.
Varsha - sharad kya hua tu kyu bhaag raha hain..
Sharad- areee bhabhi mein baad mein bataunga pehle aap mujeh bachaaye...
Vasant- (coming to main hall holding cricket bat) kaha gaya baniyan Aaj nahi bachega tu...Aaj toh tujeh cupboard mein press karke rakh doonga...sharad kaha gaya...
Sharad- areee bhaiya bhul se hogaya..sorry...
Varsha - areee kya hua koi mujeh kuch batayega...
Vasant- areee varsha yeh baniyan ne meri favourite color ki shirt ka haal dekho kya kiya...
Vasant shows the shirt which was burnt due to press.
Varsha- sharad tune vasant ki yeh fav shirt kyu jalaa di..kitni pasand thi unhe yeh shirt ..
Sharad- woh bhabhi woh mein kapde press karte karte megha se baat kar raha tha toh thoda mein aise kho gaya.. baat karne mein...
Hemant starts his chidhana. .
Vasant- aeee baniyan tujeh toh mein Aaj baniyan bannakar hi rahunga..
Varsha- areee bas karo aap dono..kya chotte bacho ki tarah ladaai jhagda kar rahe aap dono..aur insab baato ko rehne dijiye yeh sochiye ke abhi hum kya bahaana leke bhadresh bhaiya ke yaha jaayenge...
Vasant- areee par yeh sharad ne mera fav shirt ko jalaa diya uska kya
Varsha - areee aisa kya rakha hain iss shirt mein senior professor ghotala..Jo aap junior professor ghotala pe itna gussa ho rahe hai
Vasant- woh woh.kuch nahi
Hemant- heeein...kya nai nai papa... mummy yeh shirt ko dekh ke woh kuku aunty ne papa ko kaha tha ki papa iss mein hero jaise dikhte hain. .
Vasant- aeee gende chup...hojaa..
Varsha- (getting angry)ooo acha .sharad bahut acha kiya tune shirt jala ke ..toh yeh kuku ko acha lagta hain. Haan.(taking packet of flour in hand ) inko Ab kuku ke pass hi bhejti hoon mein.
Vasant- aeee varsha hemant galat bol raha hain aisa kuch nahi ..
Hemant- nai nai mein sach keh raha hoon aap toh yeh shirt ko kitni baar phenke mirror ke saamne deke ke sharmaate hain..aur kehte hain ki 'mein hero dikhta hoon'..
Varsha- vasant !!! heeein..Ab aap gaye..
Vasant - aeee hemant kyu mujeh marwane pe tula hain.. varsha dekho hame bhavna aunty ki problem solve karni hain in sab baato ko bhul jaao..
Varsha- haan karte hai..na solve problem vasant..par usse pehle..
Varsha is angry and throws the flour packet towards vasant .vasant to save himself hits the flour packet with bat..
Meanwhile Ronnie enters ghotala house followed by manav and ohja uncle...
Ronnie -(angry) aeee ghotala yeh tum ne kya man..mere upar saraa woh ba woh ba..
All- tch tch tch
Ohja- ataka jhallar!!!.
Vasant- bolo Ronnie...
Ohja- ek kaam karo tum sab Ronnie ki madad karo tab tak mein kuch kha leta hoon..varsha ghotala kitchen kaha hain.
Varsha shows the kitchen..
Ronnie- areee mera help karo manav...he is coming ko kya bolta hain Hindi mein...
Manav - woh aa raha hai...
Ronnie- haan toh ghotala tumne mere par aatah maara...
Ghotalas didn't understand what Ronnie said ..
Ohja -areee woh aatta hota hai aatta.aatah nahi..
Ronnie- tum samjhana..
Vasant- areee bhul se lag gaya Ronnie...tum yaha kyu aaye ho ronnie..
Ronnie- areee mein tum ko yaha bulaane aaya tha woh row house no.3(R3) mein jaana hain..
Varsha - Ronnie bhaiya mein ne mmm khanna banaya hain toh aap yeh khanna leke jaaye..
Ronnie- haan okay man..aur haan yaad hain na hum sabko waha jaake timepass karna hain taaki hame koi clue mil sake.
Vasant - haan haan patah hain Ronnie hame
Ronnie- haan toh chalo man..ooo ohja uncle kitchen se bahaar aao chalo abhi tum. Jabse aaya hain tab se kitchen mein hain tum..
Hemant was thinking something ...
Hemant- ek min ruko sab...
Vasant- kya hua Hemant..jaldi bol beta..hame jaana hain.
Hemant- heeein papa agar plan fail hogaya toh..issliye..
Ronnie-aeee hemant yeh tum kya bolta hain man..hamara plan kaise fail Hoga .
Vasant- haan hemant tu aise jaate waqt pareshan mat kar ...
Hemant -hawww mein pareshan nahi kar raha hoon... koi meri baat nahi soon raha..
Hemant start doing hafu hafu and zameen par pair patak na start karta hain.. meanwhile pritesh enters ghotala house and silently watches all the drama .no one noticed him
Vasant- aeee hemant kya kar raha hain bandh kar warna chatt gir jaayegi..
Hemant(hafu hafu) - nai koi mujeh bolne nahi deta ..
Varsha- hemant ..shaant hojaa.beta acha bol kya bol raha tha ...
Hemant - nai..Ab mein kisiko nahi bolunga..
Sharad - hemant ..shaant shaant hojaa..acha tu bol..tu kya bol raha tha.phir mein tujeh woh strawberry wali mmm pastery khilaunga.
Hemant- heeein...sharad chacha aur saath mein sambhar bhi..
Ohja- ke ke ke ke tum log pastery ke saath sambhar khaate ho..jhallar..
Hemant - hawww Ab toh mein bilkul bhi nahi bolunga..hoon
Hemant again starts doing hafu hafu..
Vasant- ooo ohja uncle aapne jhallar kyu bola yeh bol raha tha hemant kuch Ab phir se nahi bolega...
Varsha- ohja uncle aap bole bina reh gaye the..Ab yeh naraaz hogaya na mera beta... heeein
Ohja- areee par koi pastery ke saath.
Manav - mein samjhta hoon hemant ko...(going towards hemant)hemant dekho mein tumhe woh butterscotch flavour wali pastery khilaunga coconut chutney ke saath..
Hemant - nai mein nahi bolunga..
Sharad- areee hemant mein tujeh strawberry pastery bhi khilaunga aur manav butterscotch pastery..Ab toh bol..
Hemant - nai matalb nai..
Jacky- hemant mein tujeh chikoo flavour ki pastery khilaunga Ab toh bol.
Hemant - heeein thik hain mein kehta hoon.mein yeh keh raha tha ki aap logo ne koi pack up plan banaya hain..agar yeh plan kaam nahi kiya toh koi pack up plan kaam aayega na..mein yeh keh raha tha..
All didn't understand what hemant said..
Vasant- aeee hemant woh pack up nahi back up plan hota hain woh 'b' hai aage 'p' nahi..aisa bolo ki koi back up plan banaya hain ya nahi...
Ronnie- vasant tum baad mein class Lena hemant ka par hemant ne Jo bhi kaha hain woh sach bola hain..
Manav- sahi kaha Ronnie bhaiya agar woh ramniklal ne hame rukh ne nahi diya unke yahaa ya phir bhadresh bhaiya ne hame waha se bhagaa diya toh ...
Sharad- areee par hamara back up plan hoga kya ..
Pritesh- mein batata hoon sharad chacha kya hoga back up plan
Shishir -pritesh tum kab aaye..
Pritesh - shishir jab yaha sab senior citizen ka drama chal raha tha tab aaya mein...
Ohja uncle- kya hain back up plan pritesh bol jaraa maareh ko..
Pritesh- shaanti rakhiye ohja uncle bolta hoon.
Pritesh asks manav to take him in his arms..
Pritesh - haan toh suniye sab...
Pritesh tells his plan.
Pritesh - toh sabko samjh aa gaya kya karna hain..hoon
All- hooon.
At bhatt house ...
Bhavna - lajo ,abhi woh varsha rani ka phone aaya tha..usne kaha ki woh loh gaye hain khaana leke row house no.3 mein sab patah karne..
Lajo- bhavna bhabhi prathna karo ke woh log koi gadbad na kare...
Bhavna- usi ka tension hain lajo..yeh koi ghotalagiri na kare toh thik warna pure plan pe paani phir jaayega...mein hi chali jaati woh varsha ke yahaa khaana banane deti..par yeh dekh mere pair mein bahut dard ho raha hain..
Lajo- areee toh laaye mein balm lagaa deti hoon
Bhavna - rehne de lajo mein chakudi ko kehti hoon...ooo chakudi ooo chakudi jaraa mere liye dawaai la dard kam karne ...
Mere pair mein dard hain..aur haan pine ka paani laana aur balm bhi saath mein laana
Bhairavi - laai baa...
Bhairavi comes and gives medicine and water..
Bhavna- laa chakudi dawaai bahut hi dard ho raha hain..( drinking water) air tujeh balm laane ko . ...
Suddenly bhavna spits out the water..
Bhavna - yeh paani itna kadva kyu hain aur yeh ajeeb si smell kyu aa rahi hain paani se.. bhairavi ..
Bhairavi - kya aap bhi baa aapko toh patah hona chahiye na ki paani kyu kadva hain ...Ab dekhiye lajo kaki inhone khud bola aur khud hi bhul gayi..baa aap hi boli thi..
Bhavna- aaya kuch naya aaya lajo...chakudi yeh paani kyu kadva hain bhairavi...
Bhairavi - baa simple si baat hain... aapne hi kaha tha ki chakudi dard kam karne wali dawaai la aur pine ka paani laana aur balm bhi saath mein laana..toh baa laai toh sahi mein dawaai aur pine ka paani aur balm saath mein.
Bhavna- toh balm kaha hain chakudi...
Bhairavi - paani ke ander baa...
Lajo&bhavna- kya???
Bhairavi - kya kya baa...aur lajo kaki..yeh paani hain aur iske ander balm hain ..paani ke ander balm hain..
Bhavna- kya..??matalb tu yeh paani mein balm mix karke laai hain?
Bhairavi - Haas toh wadi...
Bhavna- kya???chakudi tune mujeh balm wala paani pilaaya beta??...
Bhairavi - haan baa..aapne hi toh kaha ki chakudi dawaai laana aur saath mein pine ka paani aur balm bhi saath mein laana toh mein laai toh sahi dawaai aur balm aur paani ..baa
Bhavna- -areee Ben mere kehne ka matalb hain tha ki paani aur balm alag alag laana balm paani mein mix karne ko nahi kaha tha mein ...daffodkaanta...
Bhairavi - lajo kaki aap bhi gawaah hain baa ne kya bola tha...
Lajo- par bhairavi jab Bhavna kaki ne kaha toh taareh ko apna dimaag chalaya chahiye tha na ...ki balm ko paani mein mix nahi karte ..
Bhairavi - lajo kaki baa ne hi kaha hain chakudi tu apna zyadaa dimaag mat chalaa mein Jo kahu wohi kar .. toh Ab baa ne hi kaha tha ki ...
Bhavna - aeee lohipini ,daakan ,woh mere kehne ka matalb hain tha ki...
Bhairavi - ( crying ) matalb baad mein samjhane ka kya matalb hai baa...
Bhavna - chup ek dum chup hojaa...daakan ...
At (R3)
Bhadresh - aap log yaha kyu aaye. ...Ab aur kya kehne aaye aaye hai..ya toh phir yaha koi proof dhoondhne aaye hain...
All enters R3 before bhadresh could say further...
Ramniklal -(in mind) kahi yeh log mere khilaaf yaha koi proof dhoondhne na aaye ho.
.kya kar rahe ho sab yaha Ab kya kehne ya lene aaye ho..
Ronnie- areee dekho tumse nahi milne aaya hum bhadresh se milne aaya hain aur khaana dene aaya hain...hum itna bhi swaarthi nahi hai..
Ohja-(to manav) yeh jhallar atak kyu nahi raha hain..aise har .do sabd pe atak ta hain aur bhi nahi atak raha. .manav tune thik se samjhaya toh tha na ..
Manav- haan papa samjhaya tha.. par jab Ronnie bhaiya ko atakna hota hai tab nahi atak te aur jab nahi atakna hota waha atak te hain...
Manav does ishaara to vasant...
Vasant - Ronnie ..Ronnie pehle yeh khaana toh dedo...Khaana phir thanda hojaayega...
Manav- haan haan sahi kaha vasant bhaiya ne aap yeh khaana kha lijiye...
Manav-(to Ronnie whispering) Ronnie bhaiya kya kar rahe hain aap..aapko bola tha na bolte waqt atakne ke liye taaki hum timepass kare.
Ronnie - aree par mere ko koi bhi hard word yaad nahi aaraha tha ..toh mein kaise ataku!!
Ramniklal - nahi chahiye khaana..
Bhadresh - papa rehne dijiye na same mazza aayega waise bhi na aapko aur na mujeh khanna banna aata hain...(towards vasant)oh shri shri ghotala aap khaana rakh dijiye hum kha lenge khaana..
All tries to baat paltaao... but their plan fails..Manav messages sharad to excute plan B.
Meanwhile ramniklal gets a call and he excuses himself...
At colony garden...
Sharad -hemant mmm wala six maarna..hoon?
Hemant -hooon
Hemant hits a six...and ball goes to R3
Pritesh - very good hemant bhaiya .chaliye ander..
AtR3,
Bhadresh- areee yeh kaanch tut ne ki awaaz kaha se aayi...
Hemant and pritesh enters...
Hemant- bhadresh uncle hum ball leke aaye upar se woh mein ne six maara toh upar wale kamre mein gaya ball..
Bhadresh - haan jaao jaao..aur (looking towards others) aur Ab app sab bhi jaaye ...yaha se...
Vasant- haan haan jaate hain woh hemant ko aajane do...
Hemant and pritesh goes upstairs ...
Ramniklal didn't knew pritesh and hemant are upstairs.
Pritesh -hemant bhaiya chaliye ball dhoondhne te hain.dhire dhire...
Hemant -thik hai pritesh ..chal iss wale kamre mein dhoondh te hain...
They were searching for ball when they hear ramniklal voice talking to some one..
Pritesh And hemant hides ...
Ramniklal -(on phone)suno kal mein aa raha hoon clients se milne aur haan zyada phone mat karo sabko shaq hojaayega waise bhi woh bhadresh ne bola hain ki mere against proof leke aao tab jaake woh bhavna ki baat maanega..issliye woh colony wale kabse yaha khaana dene ka bahaana bolke aaye hain...mein baad mein baat karta hoon..haan haan kal mein 11:00baje aajaunga ..
Ramniklal leaves room...
Pritesh - hemant bhaiya chaliye hame sab kuch bataa na hoga ...chaliye..
Hemant - chal pritesh..jaldi..
Hemant takes pritesh in his arms and goes downstairs...
Soon all leaves..
At ghotala house...
Pritesh informs everyone what they heard ..in room..
Ohja- areee waah re gajar ke bij kya Khabar laaya hain tu...
Ronnie- toh Ab kal kon kon woh ba woh ba woh ba...
Pritesh - chalu merry go round in sabka.chaliye hemant bhaiya aur shishir bahaar jaake khelte aur kuch plan karte hain woh mere pyaare pyaare dadaji ko kuch tang karne ke liye..
Shishir - chal pritesh...
Hemant - chal pritesh aur shishir kuch eeeh plan karte hain..
All 3 leaves..
Here ghotalas and ohja's decide about next day plan..
Next day...
Vasant,ronnie and ohja uncle follows ramniklal...
Ronnie-aeee vasant man..yeh toh market ki aur jaa rahi hain kahi usse patah toh nahi chal gaya ki hum usko follow kar raha hai...
Vasant- patah nahi Ronnie par hame chaukana rehna hoga..
Ramniklal enters a shop
They all stop near by a tree...
Ronnie- aeee vasant yeh toh apna woh manav ke friend ka shop hain na ..yeh toh karthik ke shop mein gaya ..
Vasant -haan aur awaaz bhi aa rahi chalo chal ke dekhte hai..
Ronnie- nai nai ghotala agar woh ramniklal ko hum pe shaak hogaya toh ..?
Vasant- hein!areee woh shaq hota hai shaq shaak nahi Ronnie yeh dekho..shaq aur shaak difference..
Ronnie- areee tum aise waqt pe mera hindi ka class lega ..tum samjhana man..
Vasant -haan ..toh Ab hum yaha wait karte hain ...
Ronnie- areee yeh ohja uncle kidhar chala gaya.
Vasant- areee abhi yahi toh the kaha gaye woh..
They both look here and there and sees ohja uncle eating chaat
Ronnie- yeh dekho hum yaha kaam se aaya hain aur ohja uncle ko bhi chaat khaane ko sujh raha hain...
Vasant- areee unko baad mein dekh lenge..woh dekho ramniklal shop ke bahaar gaye..
.both enter shop..
Vasant- karthik kaise ho beta..?sab thik aur tumhari sehat kaise hain?
Karthik -uncle mein bahut hi acha hoon aap kaise hain aur baaki sab kaise hain..?
Ronnie -(angry) areee tum dono hi hello karne baith gaya ..abhi Jo kaam ke liye aaye hain woh karte hain...
Vasant- haan haan ronnie puchta hoon..karthik..abhi yeh Jo hamare pehle aadmi gaya woh yaha kyu aaya tha..aur bahut hi awaaz aa rahi thi..
Karthik - uncle uss dhokhebaaz ka naam bhi mat kijiye..woh insaani ne rustomji ke saath bahut bura kiya hai..
Vasant- kya kiya hai uss ne..?
Karthik -woh insaani ne rustomji ki zameen Jo jamnagar mein thi upar dhokhe se Kabzaa kiya
Ronnie & vasant - kya??
Karthik -haan uncle woh dhokhebaaz ne zameen ke papers aur zameen wapas dene se inkaar kar diya hai..
Vasant- Ronnie hame hamara gawaah mil gaya..
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