Life was going on as usual in Ayodhya , it had been five months of pure marital bliss for the couples . The ever so noisy Palace due to the antics of the twins had become even more noiser due to the hustle and bustle created after the arrival of the four brides.
However , these days , the commotion was at its peak , after all , the festival of Holi was due to be celebrated in 3 days . The Suryavansh Clan , being Ardent followers of Lord Vishnu , Holi was an important festival to them wherein the Lord had taken the fearsome human-Leo avatar of Narsimha , the slair of the powerful demon Hiranyakashyap and protector of his ardent and favourite bhakt , Prince Prahlad.
From the past couple months , Each of the Brides had shown their interests in various aspects of life. Sita had shown a deep interest for cooking , as well as ...( you know what : long Pravachans..).
Urmila's favourite pastimes were painting , many a times during the day she would be seen with the quiet and calm Bharata , both sharing their views and ideas often . Other than that , rest of her day went in cute and silly fights with her husband , with in the end poor Lakshman mostly getting rough end of the stick , often scolded heavily by either Rama , Dashratha or Sumitra herself .
Her Devil sister Mandavi had no interest in painting , she found more solace with the twins. She was the newest member of Lakshman and Shatrughan's group , often busy in playing pranks and performing weird antics on their elder brother and her husband Bharat , or fooling around Manthara. The three had earned quite a reputation in the palace as the epic prankster trio.
But the most surprising was the youngest daughter in Law , Princes Shrutakirti.
She had shown quite an interest in management of political affairs of Ayodhya , she was often seen in the Royal court along with Maharaaj Dashrath , queen Kekayi and Aryaa Sumant , engaging in long discussions and acting as prime advisor . The king and queens themselves was all full of praise and admiration for her.
That Day , at the Royal court , All the members of the family were present before dashrath and suantra , the brothers , their brides . the three queens .
Dashrath ( Excited , gabbar singh style ): Sumantra , Holi Kab hai , Kab hai Holi ..
Sumantra ( In sambha style ) : Sarkaar , teen din baad .
Sumantra ( in thoughts ) : Holi aate hi Yeh Maharaaj itne utaavale kyun ho Jaate hain
Dashrath : Teen din baad , phir to zyada samay nahi bacha hai . Aur iss varsh toh hamaari sabhi putra vadhuaon ki pehli Holi hai
Kakeyi : Toh Maharaaj , is baar kisko holi ki vyavastha ki zimeddari saump rahe hai ??
Dashrath : Haan Kekayi , isi kaaran to aap sabko bulaya hai . Sabse pehle to aap sab ko bataa doon , ki kuch hi der baad hamaare mahal mein bahut hi vishesh Atithi padhaar rahe rahe hain .
Mandavi ( Excitedly and dreamy ) : Acha Pitashree , phir to zaroor Lankesh aa rahe ronge.
Bharat ( puts his hand on his forehead disgustedly ) : Iski zubaan har baar aakhir Lanka par jaake hi kyun atakk jaati hai .
Kekayi ( Teasing Mandavi ) : Putri shayad tumhe gyaat ho Ki Lanka ke alava bhi is prithvi par bahut se sthaan hain jaahan par aur bhi log rehte hain .
Mandavi ( Embarrased and head down ) : Ji Matashree.. Acha to aap hi Bataa dijiye ki kaun aane wala hai.
Dashrath : Mere atyant kehne aur zor dene par , Mithila se kuch khaas log aane waale hain..
Sita ( starts to speak ) : Pitashree , log to sabhi ek samaan hi hote hain , yeh to vyakti ki soch hai jo use aam aur khaaas bana deta hai , jo vyakti kisi ke liye khaas ho , ho sakta hi ke vah kisi aur ke liye aam ho...( and she carries on )
Everyone in the Room ( tensed and speak collectively ) : Oh no !!! , she has started again.
Ram ( tries to cut off Sita in between to try and stop her from further speaking) : Arey Sitae , main toh batana hi bhool gaya , aapke liye maine sevak se kehkar ek sunder mrig mangvaya hai jungle se , aayie dekhne chalet hain.
Sita : Par Swami , I have not finished yet , so much remains to be spoken
Ram : Sitae , baatein to hoti rahengi , chaliye jaldi ...( and he drags her along by fripping her hand)
Everyone Else heaves a sigh of relief.
Lakshman : bachaa liya aaj to bhayia ne
Shatrughan ( wickedly ): Par Ab bhayia ko kaun bachaega bhabi se
Lakshman : Haumein kya matlab , hum to bach gaye naa.
Suddenly , Shrutkirti Runs Towards Dashrath and hugs her tightly
Shrutkirti : Pitashree main bahut prasann hoon , aapne Pitaaji , bade pitajee aur mataaon ko aane ka nimantran bheja , aapka dhanyavaad.
Dashrath : Isme dhanyavaad kaisa , kya main nahi jaanta ki tum sab behenein unhe kitna yaad karti ho .
Sumitra ( Looking at Shatrughan) : Dekha , kitni hoshiyaar hai meri putravadhu , kaise ek kshann mein jaan liya ki kaun aane wala hai ...
Shatrughan ( Makes a disgusted face and whispers to Urmila ) : Jaise ki bahut bada teer maraa hai isne , yeh to ayodhya ka bacha bacha jaanta hai ki mithila se aane waale vyakti vishesh kaun ho sakte hain.
Urmila ( Smirks shatrughan ) : Looks like someone is getting jealous of all the attention being poured over my kid sister .
Dashrath : Toh Ab aglaa karya , Holi aane tak saari praja par nigraani rakhna aur yeh sunischit karna ki koi sharaarati tatv holi ke paavan avsar mein baadha naa dale.
Toh Bataao , kaun sambhaalega yeh zimmedaari.
Shatrughan and lakshman hide behind Kaushalya and Kekayi , in a way to show their father that they are least interested for the job.
Dashrath ( speaking loudly and sarcastically ) : Shabaash Lakshman aur Shatrughan. Yeh tumne kaise aalsi putron ko janm diya hai Sumitra. Kisi kaam ke nahin hain yeh , bas chote bachon ki tarah sharaaratein karwa lo in dono se .Chinta mat karo putron , tum dono se mujhe waise hi koi umeed nahi hai , yeh karya meri putri shrutkirti karegi , aur Bharat tum iski saayata karoge.
Bharat : Avashya pitashree , jaisi aapki ichaa.
Srutkirti makes mocking faces towards her husband as the king and queens along with Bharat and Kirti leave from there , while shatrughan closes his fist in disgust and anger , saying to himself " ise to main baad mein dekh loonga " . Lakshman , urmila and mandavi see shatrughan frowning.
Mandavi : devar Ji , chinta mat kijiye , aapka bhi acha samay zaroor aaega
Shatrughan : dekhiye naa bhabi , yahan pitajee ke saamne kaise mahaan bani firti hai , aur wahan hamaare kaksh mein jab main uske sameep jata hun aur pyaar bhari baatein karta hoon , toh sharmaa ke bhaag jaati hai
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Urmila : Ab kya karein , aisi hi meri behen
Shatrughan : Urmila bhabhi aap hi bataiye , Jab bhayia aapse prem se baat karte honge , tab kya aap bhi aise hi thodi naa chali jaati hongi , aisa bhala hota hai kya ...
Urmila : Parantu devar Ji , Who Din to pata nahi meri kismat mein kis janm mein aaega , jab aapke agraj mujhse prem aur shaanti se baat karenge , tab jaakar mujhe avsar milega sharmaa kar bhaag jaane ka , parantu vidhaata ne who sukh ki ghadhi likhi hi nahi hai mere jeevan mein.
Laksman ( fake anger ) : Urmi , yeh kaisi baatein kar rahi chote ke saamne , aakhir kehna kya chahti ho , kya hum tumse prem nahi karte
Urmila ( standing erectly with her neck high ) : haan haan nahi karte , bataiye aakhri bar kab ki thi prem se do baatein mere saath.
Lakshman : Woh aakhiri baar ...jab...jab ...jab woh
Urmila ( angry ) : kyun , yaad nahi aa raha kya , badaam lekar aaon taaki yaad aa jaaye mere bhulakkadh patidev ko
Lakshman : Woh..Woh.. Ab sab kuch main hi yaad rakhoon , aap hi bata dijiye ki aapne bhi aakhir kab mujhse prem se baat ki thi ...
And as usual , the fight starts in no time .
Mandavi : Oh Ho , har vakt ladte rehte ho tum dono. Zara ek nazar mujhe bhi dekh lo , yahan to ulta hi hisaab hai . Main jab bhi aapke bhayia Bharat ke sameep jaati hoon , veh hi sharmaa ke bhaag jaate hain.
Lakshman : Bhabi , use sharmanaa nahi , darna kehte hain...
Shatrughan : Satya ke rahe hain bhayia
Mandavi : Ab aap dono shuru mat ho jaayie , mata pita aane waale hain , aayie hum bhi ab prasthan karte hain
Early In the Afternoon , a grand buffet was organised for The Janak Family had Arrived and everyone was seated in the Hall , engaged in long chats .
The mood was joyous and full of happiness , as if they hadn't met for ages
The sisters had so much to tell their parents , but to surprise , so had the brothers a lot to say to their in laws.
The first in line were the Twins , only God knows what they had blabbered to Sunaina and Chandrabhaga about their wives.
In one corner of the big Dining Hall , It was quite a humourous scene , with chandrabhaga giving a piece of her mouth to kirti and Urmi , and Sunaina lovingly feeding the twins some grapes while both the brothers enjoyed their wives being heavily scolded right in front of them.
Chandrabhaga : Yeh sab main kya sun rahi hoon . Kirti , tum apne Pati ka bilkul dhyaan nahi rakhti ho , dekho bechara kitna dukhi sa rehta hai . Har vakt sharmaana achii baat nahi hai putri .
Kirti ( shocked ) : Yeh aap kya keh rahi hain maa , pata nahi inhone kya keh diya hai aapse
Chandrabhaga : Aur Urmila tum , ab vivaah ho gaya hai tumahara , kyun har samay jhagadti rehti ho bechare saumitra se
Urmila : Haaw , bechaare aur yeh
Lakshman : Ji , is duniya ka sabse bada bechara , Lakshman .
Chandrabhaga : bas , ab main aur kuch sunna nahi chati , yeh mera aadesh hai ki tum poori nishhta ke saath apne apne patiyon ka dhyaan rakhogi aur unhe sukhi bhi rakhogi.
Shatrughan ( Looking at Urmi and Kirti ) : Bhayia , bahut mazzaa aa raha hai aaj toh
Urmi and Kirti furiously looked towards their husbands with glaring eyes , and the brothers like froze in fear .
Lakshman ( trying to control the situation ) : Haan Haan chote , bahut mazzaa aa raha hai , mithila se laye hue angoor atyanyt swadisht hain . Maa , aur khilaye naa.
Sunaina : Avashya Putra , yeh bhi koi kehne waali baat hai .
Urmila ( whispering to Shrutkirti ) : Dekha kitne chalaak hain yeh , kaise baat badal di ek minute mein. Aur upar se hamaari maataon ko bhi chal kapat se apni taraf kar liya.
Just then , Sumitra arrives there .
Sumitra : Arey Arey Sambhdan Ji , kyun meri pyaari putra vadhuyon ko daant rahin hain . Kya hua
Sunaina : Ab dekhiye Naa , Vivaah ho Gaya hai , phir bhi bachpana nahi gaya dono ka , main toh Bas yahi samjha rahi thi ki apne apne pati ka dhyaan rakhen aur tang naa Karen unko , aakhir mithila ki pratishtha ka savaal hai.
Sumitra : Toh yeh mere dono putra kaunse dooodh ke dhule hain , idhar aao tum dono , tumhe angoor main khilaati hoon aaj .
Sumitra moved towards Lakshman and Shatrughan in a bid to squeeze their ears tightly .
Shatrughan : Bhaagiye Bhayia ( and they ran off like never to be seen again ) .
In the other corner of the Room , K'dhwaj was being greeted by Bharata and Mandavi and they were seen chatting
K'dhwaj : Aur kaisi ho putri , saari ichaayen to puri ho rahin hain naa tumhaari ayodhya mein
Mandavi : haan pitashree , meri saari ichaayein poori ho rahin hain, bas ab ek icha reh gayi hai , ashaa hai veh bhi jaldi poori ho jaaegi , kyun swami ( she looked wickedly towards bharat).
Bharat ( Face blood red in shame ) : Jiii ... ??????
K'dhwaj ( laughing ) : Aur putra , tumhara vivaahik jeevan kaisa kat raha hai mandavi ke saath ???
Before Bharat could say anything , in came a voice from the twins as they zoomed passed K'dhwaj , Mandavi and Bharat while attempting to Run from their Mother.
Lakshman and Shatrughan : Ha Ha , Bahut hi bura kat raha hai ...
Bharat : Kaun bola yeh , kaun hai .. ( but lakshman and shatrughan had already fled )
K'dhwaj and Mandavi burst into giggles as looked towards bharat's face , while bharat stood there embarrassed with his face down .
Rama Was with King Janaka .
Janaka : Ram , Sita tumhara khayal to rakhti hai naa.
Ram ( hesitantly ) : Ji Pitashree , aur roz mujhe kuch na kuch naya gyaan bhi deti hai
Janak ( consoling Ram , understanding what he meant to say ) : Samajh sakta hoon putra main, bahut dhairya hai tumhare paas . Bees varshon tak maine bhi sirf suna hi suna hai . Mujhe bhi log Rajrishi yun hi nahi kehte , bahut hi tapasya se aisa gyaan praapt hua hai.
Rama ( in thoughts ) : kya yeh saara gyaan shiv dhanush uthaane se pehle nahi bata sakte the pitashree mujhko.. . , warna Lakshman ko hi aage kar deta dhanush uthaane ke liye.
Sita arrived near Rama with a bowl of Kheer and Janake took Rama's leave to greet Dashrath.
Sita ( annoyingly and angry ) : Yeh lijiye kheer , Mata kaushalya ne bhijwayi hai . Main chalti hoon.
Rama ( trying to woo her ) : Arey Sitae , Ruko toh , ab bhi naraaz ho kya . Aao naa saath bhojan karte hain.
Sita : Ji nahi , aap akele hi bhojan kariye . Arey rukiye , akele kyun honge aap , who mrig hai naa aapka saath dene ke liye , ussi ke saath bhojan kijiye aap.
Saying so , she left hurriedly towards Kaushalya , without making any eye contact with Rama.
Shatrughan and Lakshman had witnessed the whole scene from there and could not help but giggling. They moved towards their brother .
Shatrughan : Kya hua Bhayia , bhabhi aapse Rusht hain kya ?
Rama ( rubbing his ears vigourously ) : Kya kaha chote , zaraa zor se bolo..
Lakshman ( loudly ) : Bhayia humne poocha ki kya hua , bhabhi itni rusht kyoon prateet ho rahin thi?
Ram ( angrily ) : Kyun , Tumhe nahi pata kya hua hai , tum sab ko bachaane ke chakkar mein tumhara yeh bhai sooli par chadh gaya . Sitae ko mrig dikha kar lane ke bahaane Mahal ke baahar to le aaya , par tumhe to pata hi hai , koi mrig vrig to tha nahi wahan par.
Aur phir jo mujhe usse sunni padi hai , main hi jaanta hoon kaise bardaash kiya hai maine sach aur jhoot ke upar itna lamba bhaashan. Lagtaa hai Raaj Vaidya se apne kaano ki jaanch bhi karvani padegi ab toh.
Shatrughan ( laughing ) : Waise hum Charon bhayion ko ek se badhkar ek biwi mili hai .
After some time , during early evening , The janak Family along with Ayodhya elders as well as Ram and Sita sat in Ram - Siya's Room for chit chat .
Bharat and Kirti , faced with new responsibilities , set off to the streets of Ayodhya to oversee that everything was kept in check and to make sure that there was no rowdiness among the crowd during the festival.
Lakshman , Urmila and mandavi were in Lakshmila's Room . Urmi was busy painting , while Lakshman and mandavi were strolling very fast across each other in some anticipation.
Shatrughan , however , was nowhere to be seen
Lakshman : Mandavi Bhabi , yeh moorkh ab tak aaya kyu nahin.
Mandavi : Devar Ji , ab aur intezaar nahi ho raha , kahan reh gaye aapke chote bhai. Kisi ko kehkar unhe dhoondne bhej de.
Lakshman : Arey nahi bhabhi , aise karya gupt hi rakhne uchit hain , thodi der aur pratiksha karte hain.
Urmila had one eye towards both of them
Urmila : Yeh kya khusar phusar kar rahe hain aap dono , ab kya naya kaand soojh raha hai aapko.
Lakshman : Tum bas apni chitrakaari karti raho , yeh hamaara secret hai
Urmila : Aapka koi secret mujjse chupa nahi hai aarya , yaad rakhna , mushkil ke vakt main hi kaam aaongi aapke
Lakshman ( mocks Urmila ) : Lo bhabhi , dekh lo apni rakshasi ko , meri sabsi badi mushkil khud yeh keh rahi hai ki who meri kisi aur mushkil mein meri madad karegi .
Urmila ( angrily throws her paintbrush towards Lakshman ) : Aapka aisa dussahas , main kya aapki sabse badi mushkil hoon ...
Lakshman ducked the paint brush , and as customary , it found the wrong target Again , her Sister , Mandavi . The brush landed right on her nose , making a dark red mark there.
Mandavi : Yeh to hadd ho gayi , teesri baar Ho raha hai yeh mere saath , agli baar jab bhi main Urmi ke samaksh aaongi toh suraksha kavach daalkar.
Just at that moment , shatrughan bumped into the Room and saw Mandavi's state
Shatrughan : Lakshman bhayia , mandavi bhabi , yeh kya , mujhe zaraa sa vilambh kya hua , aapne to hamaara teh kiya gaya karyakram yahin shuru kar diya . holi khelne ki baat to ayodhya ki galliyon mein hui thi , mehel mein nahi.
Lakshman : Yeh sab tumhari moti , mera matlab hai choti bhabhi ka kiya dhara hai.
Mandavi : yeh sab chodho , batao , jaane ka maarg saaf hai naa
Shatrughan : Haan bhabhi , maine arya sumant aur pehredaaron ko pataa liya hai , ab hamare jaane ki baat pitashree tak nahi pahunchegi
Urmila : Ooo , toh praja ke beech Holi khelne ki yojna banayi jaa rahi hai
Lakshman : Arey Urmi , mahal mein to hum Aupchariktayein hi nibhaate reh jaate hain , asli mazaa toh praja ke beech mein hai , bahut aanand aata hai . Wahan toh holi 3-4 din pehle se hi shuru ho jaati hai .
Mandavi : Itne saare Rang...
Shatrughan : Pet bharke khaane ko mithaiyaan
Lakshman ( wickedly , rubbing his hands ): Aur bhang
Urmila ( shocked ) : Kya , Bhaang . Aapko sharam nahi aati , rajkumar hokar bhang peete hain .
Lakshman : Shhh ... , Dheere Bolo , nahi toh koi sun lega .
Urmila : Aur jab aap Bhaang peeker wapas aaenge , tab na jaane log aapke mukh se kya kya sunenge.
Lakshman : Uska bhi upay hai , yeh dekho vaidya ji ki aushadhi , ise graham karke tan aur man ek dam theek ho jaata hai
Shatrughan : Waise bhi bhabhi , aaj tak koi pakadh nahi paaya hai humein.
Mandavi : Ab aapki katha samaapt ho gayi ho , to chalein , ab ruka nahi jaa raha.
Lakshman : Urmi , priye , peeche s zaara stithi sambhal lena agar koi hamare bare mein puche.
Urmila ( in thought ) : Yeh mere Pati kitne shaatir hain, aaj mujhse kaam nikalwaana tha to zindagi mein pehli baar priye kehkar bulaya hai .
Thinking So , Urmila picked up the brush and got back to her painting , while the three left for the streets of Ayodhya .
At the Streets , The trio were enjoying themselves thoughroughly , drenched in water and colours , and their faces barely recognizable .
They spilled colours on each other , ate loads of sweets , and then drank bhang.
It was one of the best times for Mandavi , who hadn't witnessed such a scene before .
Mandavi : Bhayia Lakshman , shatrughan , aaj to aanand aa gaya , iska saara credit aap dono ko jaata hai , apne pati se toh mujhe koi umeed nahi hai ki veh bhi mujhe iss tarah baahar lekar jaayen.
Sometime later , as all the three were playing , a woman grabbed Lakshman from behind , as soon as he turned , she rubeed colour on his face quickly .
Lakshman : Kisne kiya yeh , saara rang aankh me chala gaya
As lakshman started washing his eyes , Mandavi hugged the woman tightly .
Mandavi : Akhir aa hi gayi tum bhi ..
Lakshman : Bhabi yeh , yeh kaun bhootni hai jisne iss prakaar mujhpar rang lagaa diyaa hai.
Mandavi : Devar Ji , yeh aapki apni bhootni hai
Lakshman : Kyaa...
Mandavi : Oh ho ... Dhyaan se dekhiye , urmi aa gayi hai.
Lakshman : Aaj to wakayi rakshasi lag rahi hai ( as he looked towards her , her face was itslf unrecognizable , botched up in different colours )
Urmila : Swami , mujhe baad mein chiddha lijiyega , pehle sheeghra chaliye yahan se , mujhe gyaat hua hai ki Bharat bhayia aur shrutkirti yahaan sena samet pahunch rahe hain , aur jo log bhang peeker yahan mazaa kar rahe hain , unn sabhi ko karaagrah mein daal diya jaaega . Kaha tha naa maine , mushkil waqt mein main hi kaam aaongi aapke.
Lakshman : pehle toh kabhi bhi iss prakaar ki sakhtaayi nahi hui
Mandavi : Pehle shrutkirti bhi toh nahi thi naa ayodhya mein , yeh sab ussi ka kiya dhara hoga
Lakshman : Haan , who to hai.
Mandavi : devar Ji , yeh li jiye aushadhi , ise graham kariye , aura b bhaagte hain yahaan se.
Lakshman ( turns around to face shatrughan ) : Chote tum bhi le lo... arey , yeh shatrughan kahan gaya . Kahan gaayab ho gaya yeh gadhaa iss wakt .
Mandavi : Hum to ab cheekh kar unhe bula bhi nahi sakte , warna saari praja ke beech hamaara bhed khul jaaega.
They saw at the horizon Shrutkirti and Bharata approach .
Lakshman : Maare gaye aaj toh , Bhaag lo sab yahan se , ab shatrughan ka jo hoga who hoga, marwa diya iss gadhe ne aaj.
Lakshman , urmila and Mandavi escaped through a back route back towards the palace , with Shatrughan still somewhere in the crowd , unaware as to what he was about to face next.
Bharat and Shrutkirti reached there a few moments later
Shrutkirti( shouts angrily) : Yeh kya ho raha hain yahan , sab ke sab bhang peeker naach rahe hain . Kya yahi sab seekha hai aap sabne Ayodhya ki pratha aur ritiyon ke bare mein.
Crowd becomes silent on kirti's words , most of the people had some senses who had consumed only some portion of the bhang , while some who had gulped down bottles , including the youngest prince , had totally lost it .
Suddenly , shatrughan rises from the silent crowd , with his face unrecognizable to kirti and bharat
Shatrughan ( speaking loudly but still tumbling ) : Aee ladki , iss rajkumaar se aadar se baat karo , jaanti nahi ki hum kaun hain.
Kirti : Yeh Kaun hai jo iss prakaar ka dussahas kar raha hai ??
Shatrughan : Humein nahi jaanti , Hum ...Hum ...Hum woh ... Arey bhai kya naam tha mera ( he says putting his hand on the shoulders of a fellow man from Praja.)
Listening to Shatrughan , 3-4 more men who were not in their senses echoed the same words , declaring themselves as rajkumars and daring Kirti openly
Bharat ( angrily ) : Senapati , baaki sabko chodho , inn 4-5 logon ko bandhi bana lo jo apne aap ko rajkumar ghoshit kar rahe hain. Wahan mehel ki kaal kothri mein jab kodhe padenge , tab saari charbi utar jaaegi sab ki.
Shatrughan ( not in senses , becomes excited ) : Yayy!!! Hurray !!! , Ab hum rajmahal jaaenge...
Kirti : Lagta hai yeh aadmi poori tarah se bawlaa ho gaya hai
Bharat : iski pitaayi to main personally khud karoonga... Le chalo inhe
Bharat and Kirti took shatrughan and few other men and locked them up in jail of Raj mahal.
Later that night , Lakshman , urmila and Mandavi were in Bharat-Mandavi's Room , quite tensed and worried.
Lakshman : Lagtaa hai ab tak toh chote ki achi tarah se dhulaayi ho chuki hogi
Urmila : Shubh shubh boliye aap
Kirti arrived into their room after a long day at work to greet them.
Urmila ( asks hesitantly ) : Kaisa raha tumhara din Kirti
Kirti : Achaa tha didi , aapko pata hai aydhya mein kuch log bhang ka sevan karke huddang macha rahe the , sab ko bandhi banaakar kaal kothri mein dalwa diya hai , kuch samay pashchaat bharat bhayia swayam unhe dand denge , wahi dikhaane ke liye aap sabko bulaane aayi hoon , baaki sab log bhi pahunchte hi honge , veh bhi toh dekhen ki maine kitna bada karya kiya hai.
Lakshman : Acha yeh bataao shatrughan kahan hai , apne kaksh mein aa gaya kya.
Kirti : Aashcharya ki baat hai bhayia , dopahar se nahi dekha unhe , main toh aapse khud unke bare mein poochne waali thi , pata kahan gaayab hai aaj
Mandavi ( speaking soflty ) : Kaal kothri mein
Kirti : Kya kaha didi
Mandavi : Kuch nahi , Kuch nahi
Urmila : Waise baaki sab logon se kya taatparya tha tumhara ???
Kirti : Baaki sab matlab baaki sabhi , Bhayia Ram aur Sita didi aur sabhi pitaji aur maataein
The three look at each other in shock , as if to say to each other :
UH OH!! WE ARE GONE NOW SURELY
All reached the jail premises , with their hearts in their mouths , where Bharath was just about to start his beating .
Dashrath Kekayi and Ram were showing Janak and K'dhwaj the organisation of the jail and were explain to them the how Ayodhya dealt with criminals and Rowdy fellows.
Janak : Bahut hi Uttam vyavastha hai Maharaaj , baaki sab to theek hai , parantu is karagrah mein yeh sunder se kamraa kis ke liye hai ( Janak said while looking at a room he saw which was beautifully constructed with a lot of seating capacity ) .
Ram : Pitashree , yeh abhi naya naya banvaaya hai , job bhi prajajan pyaar aur maar se bhi nahi sudharte , unhe yahan laaya jata hai. Sita yahan pratidin unhe jeevan ke bare me prava... mera matlab hai updesh deti hain
Kekayi ( laughing ) : Kuch toh gyaan praapt karke sudhar jaate hain , kuch log aage aur sunne ke bhay se sudhar jaate hain aur baaki seedha parlok hi sidhaar jaate hain
Sita ( shyly ) : Ab aap sab meri itni bhi tareef mat kijiye
Kekayi : Hain??? Tareef ???
Sita : Yeh sab chodiye , chalte hain , bharat bhayia dand dena prarambh hi karne waale hain.
There at the prsion , Shatrughan had gone even more berserk . He along with other inmates were holding hands , and moving around in circles , singing merrily.
Shatrughan ( singing in a lost state ) : Hum saath saath hain ...
Bharat ( angrily pointing towards Shatrughan ) : Sainik , Sabse pehle iss paltan ke gang leader ko lekar aao , iski pitayi karne ke liye toh kabse mere haath mein khujli ho rahi hai.
Sita : Dhyaan se bhayia !!!
Bharat : Aap chinta naa Karen bhabi , yeh dusht saare raaste pareshaan kartaa aaya hai , aur kaal kothri mein bhi sabki naak mein dam kar rakha hai , isse toh avashya hi nahi chodhunga aaj.
Shatrughan ( speaking in lost state ) : Haan haan , Mat chodhna . Pakdo mujhe , aa jaao pakdam pkdai khelte hain , bahut mazaa aaega.
Lakshman ( looks hard at him and recognizes him , speaks to himself ) : Abey chup bhi karja chote.
Lakshman ( to mandavai and Urmila ) : Wahi Hai ...
Mandavi an Urmila : OH No...
Bharat gets further infiruiated and is about to hit Him ...when Lakshman stops him
Lakshman : Bhayia , zaraa rukiye Toh
Bharat ( Still angry ) : Ab kya Hua ? Kyun roka mujhe
Lakshman ( scared , speaks hesitantly ) : Bhayia , main kya keh raha tha , kyun naa pehle iska mukh saaf kar dete hain aur isse Hosh mein lane ke baad iski pitayi karte hain , aakhir isse bhi toh pata chale ki kis apraadh varsh isse dand diya jaa raha hai
Ram : Satya keh rahe ho Lakshman , jab tak isse apne apraadh ka bodh nahi hoga , tab tak yeh kaise prayishchit karega. Bharath , iska mukh saaf karwaakar isse hosh mein lane ka prayaas karo .
As shatrughan's face is cleaned off , his identity is revealed , sending shockwaves to everyone present .
Everyone ( saying unanimously ) : Shatrughan , tum !!!
Shatrughan ( speaking in lost state ) : Yayy , mujhe apna naam yaad aa gaya , shatrughan
Urmila ( to Lakshman in his ears ) : Aapka bhai aaj khud to pitega hi , saath mein humein bhi pitwaaega.
Shatrughan ( pointing his finger towards kirti and thumping his chest with other hand ) : Aee ladki , shatrughan naam hai mera , rajkumaar shatrughan
Kirti ( tightly closing her fist in anger ) : Toh who aap the , mujhe to apni aankhon par vishwaas nahi ho raha , ( and starts crying ) .
Kaushalya embraces her to try her to stop crying .
Sumitra ( angrily runs towards his son and pulls his ears tightly) : main abhi tumhe yaad dilaati hoon ki tumhara naam kya hai
Shatrughan : Yeh Budhiya kaun hai jo mera kaan kheench rahi rahi hai
Dashrath and others start laughing loudly , unable to control themselves
Sumitra ( Roars loudly ) : SHATRUGHANNN...
She is about to slap him when Bharat , still out of the immense love for his sibling , stops her .
Bharat : Maata , aap krodh naa Karen , dekhiye yeh hosh mein nahi hai , aap sab bade apne kaksh mein vishraam kijiye , hosh mein lane ke baad mein swayam iss maamle ki the tak jaaonga , aap chintit naa hon.
Sumitra : Theek hai putra , jaisa tum theek samjho , ek baar yeh hosh mein toh aa jaye , phir iske hosh naa udaaye to mera naam bhi sumitra nahi
Hearing This , Lakshman , Urmila and mandavi look at each other , tensed , and gulp down their saliva down their throats with unease.
Shatrughan is taken to his Room with great difficulty and put to bed forcefully like a child . only the 4 couples are present there.
Lakshman : Yeh lijiye bhayia aushadhi , isse maine neend ki dawa ke saath mila diya hai , ise peekar veh hosh me aa jaaega.
Bharat administers the dose to his brother , and shatrughan goes to deep sleep , as others wait and wait .
After some time
Ram ( to lakshman ) : Mujhe toh samajh nahi aata , jab bhi shatrughan koi gadbadh karta hai , toh uska ilaaj tumhaare paas hota hai , aur jab bhi tum kahin phaste ho , toh uss stithi ka hal shatrughan ke paas hota hai.
Aaj bhi chote ko hosh mein lane ke liye dawai tumhare paas se hi nikli . Aakhir yeh sab chalta kya rehta hai tum dono ke beech .
Lakshman ( trying to duck the question ) : Ab yeh to keval sanjog hai bhayia ...
Bharat : tumhe nahi lagtaa ki bachpan se lekar aaj tak aise sanjog kuch adhik hi ghatit hue hain hamaare jeevan mein . Tum laakh chipaa lo , par mujhe toh poora shakk hai ki iss saare kaand ki jaankari pehle se hi thi tumhe.
Sita ( starts again ) : Bharat bhayia , kisi bhi nishkarsh tak pahunche se pehle humaare paas uske sabot hone chahiyen , kisi tark ya sabot ke bigair kisi par aarop lagaana shastron ke virudh hai...
Lakshman ( rolls down on sita's feet ) : Bhabi ki jai ho , aaj aapne apne iss devar ka paksh liya. Dekha bharat bhayia , kuch seekhiye bhabi se , aisi hi mujhpar shakk karte rehte hain..
Before Bharat could argue further , Shatrughan came back to his senses , and Shrutkirti just tore into her Husband
Bharath : Uthiye Maharaaj Shatrughan , Uthiye , aapki aagya ho toh kuch sawal pooch len aapse
Shatrughan ( coming to senses , rubbing his eyes ) : Aap kya bol rahe ho bhayia , aur mera sar itna bhaari kyun prateet ho raha hai.
Kirti ( furiously , grabs him by his vest ) : Yeh aap aaj kya gul khilake aayein hai
Shatrughan : Holi khelkar aayein hain , aur kya...
Bharat : dekho toh , bilkul bhi sharm nahi aa rahi ise , pata nahi kya soch rahe honge raja janak aur unka saara parivaar.
Shatrughan : Ab bhayia aapko itni zyada sharm aati hai , who bhi bhabi ke saamne , toh isme hamaari kya galti hai , hum toh har kaam bindass karte hain
Rama : Lagta hai nasha utra nahi hai abtak . Zaraa mata sumitra ko toh bula ke lana , veh zaroor iske darshan karnaa chaahengi , akhir itne prem se isne unhe budhiya jo bulaya tha .
Shatrughan : Hainn.. Maine aisa kab bola
Urmila : Bhayia aap aur bhi bahut kuch bol gaye jo aapko nahi bolna chahiye tha.
Shatrughan : Ram bhayia , Bharat Bhayia , aap dono mujhe hi kyun daant rahe ho , sirf mera kasoor thodi naa hai , woh Mand... ( about to accuse Mandavi and Lakshman as well )
He sees Mandavi and Laskhman signalling him with folded hands not to reveal anything else , so he stops further.
Bharat ( expecting he was about to reveal names of other culprits) : Haan Haan , bolo , kya keh rahe the ...
Shatrughan : Kuch nahi
Shrutkirti : Ab yeh aur keh hi kya sakte hain , kuch kene laayak bacha ho to naa , jo kaarya inhe karne chayiye woh main kar rahi hoon , kitni zimmedaariyon ka bojh hai mujh par
Shatrughan : Aap kehna kya chahti hain , ki sirf aap hi kushalta poorvak saare karya kar sakti hain , main aapse saare kaam behtar kar sakta hoon.
Shrutkirti : jayiye Jayiye , aapke bas ka nahi hai
Shatrughan : Arey aap to mujhe kuch saadharan se khel mein nahi hara saktin , rajya sambhalna toh bahut door ki baat hai.
Kirti : Toh theek hai , ho jayei faisla Aaj , Aap jo bhi khel bolenge , usme main aapko hara kar dikhaoongi
Shatrughan : Aap Keval kisi ek pratyogita mein bhi mujhe Hara den , to main apni haar maan loonga .
Toh ham 4-4 ki 2 teams banaenge , dekhte hain kaun jeet ta hai .
Shuru Kijiye apni team select karna . Ladies First
Kirti : main sabse pehle Chunti hoon Bharat Bhayia ko.
Shatru : Haan Haan , Aaj kal aapke naye naye mitre jo bane hain naa bharat Bhayia . Theek Hai , toh meri team mein Lakshman Bhayia
Kirti : Ram bhayia , aa jayiye
Shatru : Mandavi Bhabhi
Bharath ( gives a sigh of relief , In thought ) : Bach gaya , mandavi doosri team mein hai
Now Only Sita and Urmila were left . Lakshman came forward and Whispered something in Shatru's ear.
Shatrughan : Aur meri team mein Sita bhabhi , Urmila bhabhi tumhari team mein , ho gaya faisla.
Kirti : Arey Arey , meri baari thi , aapne kaise chun liya , Sita didi meri team mein hain
Shatrughan : Acha Acha royiye mat , theek hai , Urmila bhabi meri team mein , Aur Sita bhabhi aapki ore.
Ram ( Sits on the ground with his hands on his forehead ) : Nahiii... Sitae Nahi... Arey Kirti yeh kya kar diya , Urmila ko lena tha naa
Sita ( pout Face ) : Swami , hum ek hi team mein hain , iss baat se aap khush nahi hain ??
Ram ( trying to give reason and hiding real intentions) : Nahi Nahi Sitae , vo toh aap hi kehti hain naa mukaabala hamesha barabari ka hona chahiye , dekhiye naa humaari team kitni strong hai aur unki kitni weak.
Sita ( Happy now ) : Haan Haan swami , yeh toh satya kaha aapne.
Ram ( in thoughts ) : Kya ghanta strong hai hamaari team , saare ke saare shaatir aur kapti log doosri team mein hain , hamaara haarna toh pakka hai . Koi chamatkaar hi bacha sakta hai ab toh
Meanwhile , Shatrughan and Lakshman were giving high Fives to each other , they had tricked Kirti into picking Sita over Urmila .
Kirti : Theek hai to phir , Kal pratah shuru karenge pratyogita .
Saying So , her team left the room to inform all the elders about the new event going to take place from the next day.
So the teams Decided finally were :
Team Kriti : Ram , Bharath , Kirti and Sita
Team Shatru : Lakshman , Shatrughan , Mandavi and Urmila
Next Day early Morning , All the family eleders were very eager to witness the event , something like this had never happended before .
Manthara was appointed as the chief Scorer as well as the neutral volunteer for certain tasks.
Kirti's team arrived first at the scene in the hall , looking all confident and took blessings from everyone
After sometime , Team Shatru arrived , with nearly 7-8 people following behind them beating trumpets and Drums , and Shouting Slogans " jeetenge bhai jeetenge , Sumitra Nandan Jeetenge "
Kriti : Yeh Sab kya hai ...
Shatru : Meri bholi bhaali Kirti , inhe cheerleaders kehte hain..
Kirti ( putting her hand on her forehead ) : Kyaa karoon main inkaa.
But there was one person present there , who had still not forgotten the events of past night , it was queen sumitra .
She was ready , standing there with a stick in her hand , and started hitting Shatrughan hard on his hips
Sumitra ( speaking while running behind and hitting her son ) : SumitraNandan jeetenge to baad mein , par pehle sumitra nandan apni boodhi maa se maar khaenge
Shatru ( cries in pain ) : AAa... Maa , dard ho raha hai ... Acha acha kshama bhi kardo ab ... Kam se kam saasuma ke saamne to mat maaro.
All present there broke into giggles.
Urmila ( whispering to Laksh and Mandavi ) : Waise yeh dande to aap dono ko bhi padhne chahiyen
Mandavi : Sshhh , dheere bolo , Marwaogi kya , ab chup raho , pratyogita shuru hone waali hai
PRATYOGITA 1
( All eight were made to Sit in a circle , with a pillow in hand that was to be kept passing along , till Manthara stopped playing music on her Sitaar . The person with whom the pillow lands when the music stops , will need to perform a task given by opponent team member .
So the game was basically the best of eight , the team which won maximum dares in eight rounds would be the winner )
Shatru : Aarambh karte hain
One By One they start passing the cushion to the next , while manthara starts playing her sitaar .
As the music Stopped , Cushion Lands With Rama.
Lakshman ( Jumps with Joy ) : Yayy!! Bhayia Phass gaye , Ram bhayia ko kaarya main bataoonga. Haan bhayia , toh tayaar ho Jaayie . Aapka Kaarya bahut saral Hai , sirf mujhe achi tarah se peet dijiye.
Kirti : Arey baap Re , Bhayia se toh nahi ho paayega
Ram ( Shocked , in thoughts ) : Bahut chaalak hai , jaanta hai ki isse maarna to door , ispar chaahkar krodh bhi nahi Kar sakta.
Urmila ( joyfully ) : Waah , Mere Patidev , kya brahmastra chodha hai aapne
Ram ( sadly , accepts defeat ) : Theek hai Theek Hai , tum jeete , main haara .
Next Round Starts , and Pillow lands With Sita
Urmila : Didi ko kaarya main doongi .
She consults with her team .
Urmila : Toh Didi , aapka karya kuch iss prakaar hai , aapko 5 minute ke liye Maun vrath dhaaran karna hai.
Ram, Kriti and bharat ( to each other ) : Yeh round haarne se to ab swayam mahadev bhi nahi bacha sakte humein.
Team Shatru just waited for a few seconds , and finally Sita couldn't control anymore and blurted out
Sita : Bolna to Hamaraa jeevan ka param adhikaar hai , agar bolenge nahi to apni bhavnaaein vyakt kaise , aur yeh adhikaar koi nahi cheen sakta humse...( and she carried on , before finally getting seated back at her place )
Rama ( to Sita ) : Sitae , bas 5 minute kit toh baat thi , agar aap uss samay shaant rehtin to hum jeet jaate naa
Sita : Parantu Swami , Har jeet se jyada zaroori hai sahi ya galat mein fark karna aur apne adhikaaron ke liye khade hona.
Rama disgustedly puts his hand on his forehead in despair and hopelessness .
The game starts again and pillow lands with Kriti and Shatrughan jumps in excitement
Shatrughan : Phass gayi... Phass gayi , Meri Biwi phass gayi .. Aaj kahan bachkar jaaogi.
Kriti : Zyaada uchalne ki zaroorat nahi hai , bas kaarya kya hai who bataayie .
Shatrughan : Meri taraf 5 minute tak dekhti rahiye , aur unn 5 minute mein aapko sharmana nahi hai.
Kriti : Yeh kaisa abhadra sa kaarya diya hai
Shatru : Kyun , dar gayi kya
Kriti : Main aur darr , Huh!!! , prarambh kijiye , dekhte hain kaun jeet ta hai .
Shatrughan and Kirti stood next to each other , engaged in intense eyelocks . Kirti was trying her best that face does not get Red. To some extent , she was successful , but then , her opponent was no less than a devil
Shatrughan started making romantic gestures through his face expressions and said
Shatrughan : Arey , Aap sharmaaingi nahi , thodha toh sharmaayie , sharmaayie naa .
At last Kirti gave up , her face stood Red with shame and with a slight smile , she turned her face down and away from him ..
Shatrughan jumped in joy and and hugged his Twin , While Kriti went back to her place to be consoled by Bharath over their Team's Loss .
Bharath : Koi baat nahi shrutkirti , tumne acha prayaas kiya , uar vaise bhi main samajh sakta hoon ki kitna kathin raha hoga yeh kaarya tumhaare liye , tumhaari didi ke saamne bhi meri yahi haalat hoti hai jab bhi veh meri nikat aane ka prayaas karti hai ... ( suddenly realizing what he said ) ... Yeh mai kya bol gaya hoon.
Kirti ( looking in suspicion towards other team ) : Bhayia , aap ko shakk nahi ho raha. Mujhe to samajh mein nahi aa raha, baar baar hamar hi baari aa rahi hai kaarya karne ke liye.
Mandavi ( to her team ) : Looks like choti is suspecting us of some foul play , she must not come to know that we had bribed manthara for supporting us in the game.
Urmila : Don't Worry , I'll signal her for next round so that this time it is one us who has to persorm the task.
Saying so , Urmila cunningly made a gesture to manthara . Manthara understood , and the baton fell on Lakshmana.
Ram ( excitedly ) : Aakhirkaar , hamaara waqt aa hi gaya . Bahut pareshaan kiya hai tumne . Suno ab apna karya , wahi kaarya jo tumne mujhe diya tha . Lakshman , tumhe ab mujhe peedha pahunchani hai , issi samay.
Lakshman stood stunned , so was his team . Rama had cunningly trapped his brother into his own trap , he needed an idea , and fast . How could he give him pain by rasing his hand.
Urmila : Swami kit oh agnipariksha hai ab.
Lakshman thought hard , and contemplated Rama's words , and finally cracked the problem with his weird solution.
Lakshman ( thinking) : Bhayia said I need to hurt him , but he didn't say I need to hurt him physically . So Sorry bhayia , but you are going to loose this one as well
Saying so , Lakshman drew out his dagger tied to his Dhoti , and made a small cut at his hand with it.
Ram ran towards his brother and carefully examined his hand
Ram : moorkh , yeh kya kiya tumne . bahut peedha ho rahi hogi naa
Lakshman : mujhe ya aapko
Ram : dono ko , mere moorkh bhai , Kya tum nahi jaante ki tumhe aise dekhkar mujhe bhi peedha hoti hai.
Lakshman ( shouts ): Suna sab ne Ram bhayia ne kya kaha , aur isi ke saath Hum yeh baazi bhi jeet gaye hain.
Team Kriti : Oh No... Not Again.
And the next round started , this time it was bharat's turn.
Mandavi : Taayar hain patidev ??
Urmila : Didi , if you win this one , we shall win this event . It was best of eight , and we have already won 4 rounds.
Mandavi : Don't worry , I can handle this One. So my dear husband , I shall speak about your task privately , pls lend me your ear.
Saying So , Mandavi's Lips moved closed to Bharat's Ear .
Bharat ( trembling , to himself ) : Pata nahi kaunsa bhayaanak kaarya karwaaegi .
Mandavi (mischeviously speaks in bharat's ear ) : Hamaari Suhaagraat
Bharat's Face lit up in extreme shock , his head started spinning and he fainted right there.
After some time , he came back to his senses.
Shatru : Bhayia aap theek toh hain naa
Bharat : Mandavi , yeh baazi tum log jeete , main haara , ab baksh do mujhe
Rama : Parantu bharat , aise kaise haar maan li tumne , ek baar prayaas to karo
Bharat : Bhayia yeh aap kya bol rahe hai hain , aapko pata bhi hai kya karwaana chahti hai who mujhse
Ram : acha kam se kam bataa hi do kya kaarya tha , shaayad hum teeno tumhaari sahayta kar sakein
Bharat ( pulls his hair with both hands ) : Kyaa , Aap sahayta karenge , Hey Ishwar , ab kaise samjhaaoon aap sab ko , Bas keh diya naa , hum haar gaye. Aur bhayia ab aap mujhpar kripya koi dabaav naa daalen
Back at corner , Team Shatru had hard time controlling their Laughter for mandavi had told them what she spoke in bharat's ear , and with this , Team Shatru had handsomely won the first event.
PRATYOGITA 2 ( The boys had to race on horses , and the girs on foot in 2 big circular laps )
First it was the horse Race between princes on the horses .
Bharat : Lakshman , this is not fair , everyone in ayodhya knows that your horse Saraayu is fastest , then how are we supposed to compete
Lakshman : Ok Bhayia , let's make it fair then , all four of us shall write names of our horses on a paper and put it in an earthern pot , with the papers not visible to us . Then at random we each shall pick up one name , and leave it to luck as to who gets whom.
To make it even fairer , the team which gets sarayu shall ride with only one rider , while the opponent will ride with 2 horses to make it more even
Rama : agreed Brother
The arrangements were made , and bahrat got Sarayu as his pick .
So , in the Race it was Bharat on Lakshman's Horse sarayu , the fastest ashva of Ayodhya , vs Lakshamn and shatrughan on their horses , while rama sat on the bench as was decided.
Shatru : Lakshman Bhayia , Koi bhayankar si yojnaa banao , nahi to aaj to hum pakka harenge
Lakshman : Chinta naa karo chote , jab tak tumhara yeh bhai jeevit hai , tumhe koi nahi hara sakta , swayam mera ashva bhi nahi.
Before the Race was about to start , Lakshman whispered something in Urmila's ears and she went away hurriedly.
The Race Began , and As expected Saraayu took a big early lead , mainting his reputation intact .
He zoomed passed the starting Line as he completed his first lap , with Lakshman and Shatrughan quite a distance far away
Team Kriti were hooting for Bharat merrily , sensing their victory was near .
But Fate had other plans in store , with Lakshman having planned a dangerous trick up his sleeve.
Just as Sarayu was approaching the finish line to stamp his authority , Urmila arrived with her cute and beautiful pony and stood near the fence , some 100 yards short of the finish mark.
As soon as Lakshman's Horse Saw Urmila's pony , He made a loud sound and stopped right there , then slowly moved towards the pony , caressing its face with his in love.
Bharat : Ab isse kya hogaya , chal yahan se mere baap , warna yeh round bhi haar jaaenge.
Coming from behind , Lakshman and shatrguhan zoomed past bharat and overtook him
Lakshman : Bhayia , ab iss duniya ka koi bhi praani mere ashva ko yahan se hila nahi sakta .
And with that , The twins crossed the finish line to mark their victory .
Ram : Yeh Lakshman aur uska ashva bilkul ek samaan hain , Mera bhai Sitae Ki behen ki peeche paagal hai , aur uska ashva urmila ki ghodi ke peeche .
Kirti : achaa bhala jeet te jeet te haar gaye.
Sita : Devar Ji , iss prem kahaani ka arambh kab hua ??
Lakshman ( wickedly ) : Ab Ram bhayia auir meri kismet ek jaisi hai bhabhi , Unki aur aapki prem katha ki shuruaat ashwamedh ke ashva ne karvaayi thi . Aur yeh Saraayu , meri prem katha to kya shuru karwaani thi issne , ulta yeh gadha khud hi meri urmi ke ghode se prem kar baitha .
It was now turn of race of princesses , and the laps had been shortened in length as well as no, Just one short lap for their race.
Shatrughan : Bhaagne mein toh meri kirti ko bahut experience hai bbhayia , har waqt mujhse sharmaa ke bhaagti rehti hai .
Lakshman : even Sita bhabi is quite a fast runner , remember she is bhoomija , and she too has quite an experience of chasing the deers.
Mandavi : Chinta mat karo devar ji , Urmi aur maine bhi yojna bana li hai , jeetenge to hum hi.
Urmi : haan didi
The princesses took to their starting positions and the race started , With kriti and Sita taking an early lead.
It was now time for execution of the plan , Mandavi and Urmila made disgusting and teasing faces towards their mothers Sunaina and chandrabhaga .
Chandrabhaga ( angrily ) : Yeh dono ladkiyaan !!!!
Sunaina ( angrily shouting ) : Maa to chidhaati ho , ruko , abhi bataati hoon.
Urmila : Bhaagiye Didi
And Urmila And Mandavi Ran like never before seen by anyone in ayodhya , although it was a familiar sight for their fathers who had seen the girls running from their mothers since their childhooD , whenever they pulled off any prank.
Even Sunaina and Chandrabhaaga were no less , closely following their daughters , And it was in no time that Urmi and Mandavi overtook Their sisters to finish the race first.
Bharath ( shocked ) : Bhaiya kya abhi abhi aapne wahi dekha jo maine dekha
Ram ( shocked ) : Mujhe to yakeen nahi ho raha ...
There was one more surprise in store , shocking everyone
Sita and Kriti didn't come 3rd or 4th , those positions were taken by Chandrabhaga and sunaina, who had accidently joined the race and themselves had finished ahead of their daughters , A rare and comical sight to see.
Shatru : Chi Chi Chi... , aap to apni mataon se bhi haar gayin . Manthara , Kirti ki team ko negative points de do . Inhone aaj naya itihaas racha hai.
Sita ( Starts again ) : Toh Kya hua , Maata gaargi kehti hain ki apne badon se haarne mein kyaa sharam , balki yeh to...
Ram : Sitaee ... Kripya karke iss vakt nahi ...please..
Lakshman : Parantu Urmila , yeh chamatkaar hua Kaisi
Urmila : Swami , waise toh Shrutkirti aur Sita didi humse tez bhaagti hain , parantu bachpan mein jab maa mandavi didi aur mere peeche bhaagti thin humein maarne ke liye , tab koi hamaari speed match nahi kar sakta , yeh saara darr ka khel hai .
Chandrabhaga and sunaina stood embarrassed
Chandra bhaga ( to sunaina ) : Didi , aapko gyaat hai naa ki inn dono ka jaanm ek saath hi hua tha , avashya hi humne koi ajeeb si vastu ka sevan kiya hoga jub yeh hamaare garbh mein thi .
Sunaina : satya keh rahi Ho chandrabhaga
It was similar set of emotions with the queen mothers of Ayodhya too
Sumitra ( to Kaushalya and Kekayi ) : Didi , aaj to aap mujhe satya bata hi dijiye , jo prasaad ka bhaag aap dono ne mujhe diya tha , wahi prasaad khaya thaa naa aapne bhi , yaa kuch aur hi pakdaa diya mujhe
Kaushalya ( laughing ) : Aisi kyun keh rahi ho Sumitra
Sumitra : Kyunki in dono mein apne bade bhaayion jaise koi gunn nahi hain , dekhiye ek taraf Ram aur Bharat Ko , Aur doosri aur mere dono gadhe . Kabhi Kabhi toh lagtaa hi nahi ki Charon bhai hain.
It was early evening now , and was time for the next Event - a treasure Hunt
PRATYOGITA 3 ( TREASURE HUNT )
The teams Had to find Rani Kekayi's Hidden Jewel through a series of hints and give it to her the next morning . they had the whole night ot find it out.
The game Started
Team Kirti was now desperate to Win , and they too started dealing in trechourous ways.
Kirti ( To Bharat ) : bhayia , ab kisi bhi keemat par humein yeh pratyogita to jeetni hi hai . Aap mata kekayi ke pass jaakar unse kisi tarah pooch lijiye ki heera kayan rakha hai
Bharat : satya keh rahi ho behen , lagtaa hai ab to humein bhi chal kapat par utarna padega
Saying so , he left for kekai's room and managed to get the hidden location out of her mouth through emotional blackmailing.
Bharat : Ram Bhayia , Kaam ho gaya . Heera main apne paas hi rakhta hoon sambhal ke , ab humaari vijay nishchit hai.
Sita : Paratntu swami , yeh to anuchit hai
Ram : Bahut ho gaya Sitae , unn chaaron nein saari hadein paar kar di hain humein haraane ke liye , to kya hum ab itna bhi nahi kar sakte , ab unhe haraana keval kirti ka hi nahi , mera bhi prann hai.
But kirti's team had underestimated their opponents again , for this time their bribed 5th member , Manthara , had been given the task of spying , and she blurted the news to them .
Lakshman ( rubbing his hands in delight ) : Oh... to veh bhi ab chal kapat par uttar aaye hain. Ab aaega naa mazaa khel mein. Mandavi Bhabhi , suniye , ab aapne aage kya karna hai
And Lakshman narrated his plan to her .
Mandavi : Dhanyavaad Devar Ji , ap aapki is yukti ke kaaran meri barson puraani iccha ki bhi poorti ho jaaegi
Urmila : Yeh nazaara toh dekhne laayak hoga .
Later that night , The twins caught hold of bharat while he was roaming around in the corridor .
Shatru : Aur bhayia , kyaa haal hain , kaisi chal rahi hai mata kekayi ke here ki khojbeen.
Bharat : Tumse Matlab , tum apna kaam karo
Lakshman : Arey bhayia , aap to vyarth hi naraaz ho rahe hain , aakhir khel hi toh hai , haar jeet to lagi rehti hai , ab iss vajah se apne dono chote bhaiyon se kaisi naraazgi.
Bharat ( innocently ) : Satya , tum sach mein aisa sochte ho
Lakshman : Hum kya aapse kabhi asatya keh sakte hain , kyun chote
Shatru ( fake cry ): Haan haan , satya keh rahe hain bhayia , aayie aapke kaksh me chalkar kuch baatein karten hain , holi ki uss ghatna ke baad main aapse theek prakaar se kshama mi nahi maang paya.
Bharat ( wiping shatru's tears ) : Achaa Acha kshama kiya, chalo fir ab.
As they reached the Room's Door , Bharat started smelling something Fishy , But it was too late , the twins just pushed him inside and locked the door from inside.
Bharat now knew he was definitely in some trouble
Just then he saw his wife , mandavi , sitting on the bed in her wedding attire. The room was filled with Rich smell of perfumes
Mandavi : Swami , aayi naa , aap itni door kyun khade hain.
Bharat ( scared ) : Yeh sab kya ho raha hai mandavi ...
Mandavi ( seductively ) : Wahi , jo bahut pehle ho jana chahiye thaa...
Bharat : Dekho , Mujhe tunhaare iraade kuch nek prateet nahi ho rahe hain.
Mandavi : Aap itna ghabra kyun rahein hai
She stood up and dragged bharat towards her Bed and made him sit forcefully there , then slowly and gently she startd caressing his long and dense hair , sending shivers and thunderbolts down his spine
To make matters even worse , Lakshman , Shatruhan and Urmila are peeping right in through their room Window , and they start humming wedding songs , making bharat sweat more profusely.
Bharath ( shivering ): Yeh gaane kaun gaa rahe hai iss waqt
Manadavi : Mujhe toh kuch sunayi nahi de raha , aap mujhpar aapna dhyaan kendrit rakhiye naa.
Bharat ( in thoughts ) : Hey Ishwar , raksha kar aaj meri.
Mandavi : Swami , humaari is doosri suhaagraat par mujhe koi Uphaar nahi denge .
Bharat ( pleading ) : Dekho , Jo tum Kahogi , main tumhe wahi laa kar doonga , par bhagwaan ke liye mujhe jaane do
Mandavi : Chalo aapko saste mein hi chodh deti hun , aap bhi kyaa yaad rakhenge , keval mata kekayi ka heera de dijiye .
Bharat , without blinking an eye , took out the diamond from the pocket of his dhoti and handed over to her , before finally making a run for his life
Mandavi and Her Team Burst into loud giggles seeing Bharat's state
Urmi ( Hugging Mandavi ) : Raakshasi , aaj to h tumne kamaal hi kar diya.
Mandavi ( high fives with everyone ) : Aur isi ke saath yeh pratyogita bhi hamaare naam
Next Day , to kekayi's shock , Her bharat was not the winner as she expected it to be
Kekayi : Ab kya thaal me vijay sajaakar de doon tumhe , itni madad ke baad bhi nahi jeet sake.
Bharat : Maa .. Woh ... Hua yoon Ki...
Kekayi : chup karo , kuch nahi sunna mujhe . Ab Mujhe h kuch Karna hoga ,
Saying So she went towards Dashrath and had a short chat with him
Meanwhile , The twins came near Bharath
Shatru : Aur bhayia , Kaisi rahi
Lakshman : Mazaa aaya naa
Bharat ( angrily ) : Tum dono ko to main baad mein dekh loonga , aura b to jeevan mein kabhi vishwaas nahi kar paaoonga tumhari ek bhi baat Par.
After Some Time
Dashrath : Suniye , Maine nirnay liya hai ki ek aur aisi pratyogita ka ayojan ho , jisse vakai mein kuch seekne ko bhi mile aur hamaari prajaa ka labh bhi ho
Lakshman : Parantu Pitashree who toh bahut hi boring kaam hai
Dashrath : Chup karo , aur jaisa main keht hoon waisa karna hoga
PRATYOGITA 4
Both teams were sent to 2 different areas in ayodhya , their aim was to teach the children some good values and solve the marital problems of distraught couples.
Ram : Finally , An event that suits our style . Yeh kaarya to meri Sitae akeli hi kar lengi
All the eight set off in the morning , and returned late in evening after completion of their task.
Some children had been brought from both places as to see what they had learned from both teams
A bowl of sweets was given to both set of children to judge their reactions
First it was children from Place of Visit of Team Kirti
Boy 1 : Brother , here take this bowl of sweets as present from me
Boy 2 : No , it belongs to you , you have it
Boy 1 and boy 2 : Ok , then lets share it
Girl 1 and 2 : Here , share our sweets too
And the 4 had a group hug
Dashrath : Well Done . I am so proud of the values you have taught these children
Meanwhile At the other end
Boy 3 and girl 3 snatch the 2 bowls of sweets put on the table and attempt to flee . Boy 4 and girl 4 catch them
Boy 4 : You Devil , give that to me , its mine
Boy 3 : never in your dreams , its mine
Girl 4 ( pulling girl 3's ponytail ) : Rakshasi , saari mithai khud hi khaa jaaegi kya , idhar de isse
Girl 3 : Main nahi , tu Rakshasi , khoon pi sirf , yeh mithai meri hai.
Team Shatru ( discussing ) : bachpan ke din yaad aa gaye aaj toh
Dashrath , Sumitra , Sunaina and Chandrabagha move their heads don in shame , unable to face each other , wishing that this earth tears open and they hide in there.
Next up were the results of how the distraught couples had responded to the words of the teams.
Sumantra : Maharaaj , you shall be happy to know that at the place where Princess Shrutkirti's team went , Inspired by their Talks , all the couples have manages to resolve their differences towards a vetter future.
Dashrath : Aur yeh dono gadhe kya karke ayein hain , yeh bhi bataa dijiye.
Sumantra ; Mahaaraj voh.. voh..
Dashrath : Bataa dijiye , kuch bhi sunke waise bhi ab aashcharya nahi hone wala mujhe.
Sumantra : Maharaaj , There have been 3 types of responses in the area where shatrughan's team went.
The men with which Shatrughan chatted , their wives got scared and left for their homes
The women with which Mandavi chatted , theirn Husbands got scared and ran away from their homes
And... And the couples with which Laskhman and Urmila chatted , they have filed for divorce , even some hapy go lucky couples now wish to separate.
It was too much for Dashrath to bear
Dashrath ( to Team shatru ) : You four , out of the palace , and don't show me your faces for some days .Sumantra , get me the royal medic , I need some heavy dosage of Medicines.
As shatrughan's team left , they were heard saying " Bhalaai kaa to zamaana h nahi raha , log jo kahen so kahen , jeete to hum hi hain "
THE END
Edited by Shivam... - 9 years ago
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