Katrina & Aditya Open Up About The Struggles Of Being Attractive

Hello, folks. My name is Srishti and my job is to write about Bollywood. This means I occasionally get to meet actors and actresses.

(OK OK YOU CAUGHT ME, THAT LAST ONE IS A SELFIE WITH MY CAT. BUT HE IS A STAR IN MY EYES. LOVE YOU, PATCHES.)

Recently, I got an opportunity* to hang out** with Katrina Kaif and Aditya Roy Kapur.

*Because they're promoting a movie.
**To help promote their movie.

And as soon as they walked into the room, I knew my mother had been lying about me being the most beautiful human on planet Earth.

COME ON, MOM. WAS ANYTHING TRUE? IS SANTA EVEN REAL? UGH.

My job was to ask them about their roles in Fitoor and what not, but there was only one thing I was GENUINELY curious about: What's it like to be so damn attractive? Turns out it's f**kin' hard, you guys.

"I can't have an Instagram account because people won't be able to handle it."

"I lose a good part of the day just figuring out what to wear because I look hella good in every damn outfit."

"I can't stop congratulating my parents for their great genes and they are starting to get tired of that shit."

"I can't tell who wants to be friends with me just because of how good-looking I am."

"All the free drinks have made me an alcoholic."

"I can't respond to all the compliments."

"I have to take bad selfies just to pretend like I have bad angles and make others feel better about themselves."

"Mirrors are my worst enemy because every time I catch a glimpse of myself, I get caught up in staring at my perfect face."

"I constantly feel that need to prove that I am not just a pretty face but also an all-round insanely gorgeous creation by God."

So there you have it. #HotPeopleProblems really do exist. Good thing I'll never face any. PHEW.